Weirdest place you woke up in from a party

I once woke up fully sitting up leaning against a bathtub. Turns out I went there to puke the night before and just fell corpsed out after a little bit.
 
on a boat , in the middle of a docking yard 60 feet out into the water. and my phone was fine so naht sure how that happened
 
stairwell of apartment building, at least it was indoors.

after highschool party in field, coming out of tent to find a herd of sheep.
 
in the middle of a soccer field at an elementary school about 20 miles away from where i was partying. i woke up to a mexican cutting the grass on a huge lawn mower thing and little kids playing. i still am at a loss on how i got there, i found my bike about 200 feet from me but i dont think i rode there.
 
Not a waking up story, but a class act....
Playing cards with my brother in law and his mates, my BIL goes to bed, so the mates set about hiding empty stubbies all over the place. Spoke to him next week and he was still finding them - microwave, clothes dryer, washing machine, dishwasher, cistern, letterbox - they were everywhere.
 
you are coming off as a jack ass. Who knows you may be a nice guy in person, but as of right now you sure as shit are a douche
 
in a hunting blind about 200 yards from the cabin where the party took place, i dont know how i found it
 
30 minutes away from where the party was in the floor of a days inn. still had all my money, and then checked my bank statement no money spent. i dont wanna know how i got in there or how the hell i was inside a room...
 
haha thats so funny cause everytime i drink, drunk me always turns off my phone no matter what... i guess drunk me is smart enough not to send drunk texts
 
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Richard Pryor
 
littleton colorado in a bed with 3 naked girls. i live in aurora thats an hour away. i still have no reccolection of what happened no one knows one minute i was at the party the next i was gone
 
my buddy fell asleep in the passenger seat of a strangers car that was unlocked in the parking lot. he woke up when she showed up in the am to go to work. she was not happy.
 
in my shower

side of a pool

in someones tree house

in my car i dont even know how i didnt have my car that night

on my boat dock butt naked with fifth of jack taped to my hand

 
-Under my neighbors trampoline with just boxers and socks on.

-Under a table in a condo at my home mountain. My home mountain is 30 -45 minutes away from where i was that night.
 
Haha so much of this thread is bullshit

One of my favorite times I've found a friend passed out was when my friend, who's house the party just ended at, was laying with the side of his face pressed against a cement road barrier(the 3ish feet tall and thick ones) in a parking lot, and in a way that must have been jamming his spine into itself. He said he probably was leaning his back on it then rolled over...silly black people.
 
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woke up in my closet with about 10 pictures on my phone of this....

still have so many questions... who the hell was giving these out? did I eat one? is that fucking bacon on a cupcake?
 
Alright, so this one just happened to me this week and felt it was bump worthy.

Thursday night I pregamed the hathbanger concert with my buddies WAY too hard. couldn't even walk to the concert less than a mile away

So I called my friend Jenna to take me to the hospital (I had convinced myself I was dying at this point). But she thought I was well enough to sleep it off. Sure enough she takes me to one of her family friends houses in Arvada (a little more than 20 miles away) and drops me off. I have never met these people in my life, by the time I wake up at 3:30 in the after noon there are 20 sticky notes with the whereabouts of the peoples house I was at. So I go out back like the note tells me, then they check up on me and send me on my way.
 
haha on halloween this year i was a birthday present i.e. i wore a cardboard box just big enough to go around my waist...i was just wearing boxers...anyway after blitzing on jager and monster all night i woke up sitting up with my head pressed against the bottom of a ping pong table..there was a naked girl i used to hook up with 5ft away with her current boyfriend next to her clearly hogging the covers...and i was wearing an army helmet and the box i was wearing was ripped...i have no recollection of what happened but i bet i had a good time
 
in my yard, under my bed, on my toilet, and once on the sidewalk on a residential street. I manage to make it home most of the time
 
In my bed at home, the party was an hour away. I have no recollection of going home, there was also 105 dollars missing from my bank account.
 
ah i didn't wake up but my friends found me in a sink once and another time on the toilet naked passed out. but waking up... probably in a strangers house with the guy telling me his wife and him found me there after they came back and decided to just let me sleep because all i had on was shorts and a t-shirt (no boxers though). found my jacket on another house's deck down the road.
 
i rarely black out, so most times i made it into my bed, but the best stuff i know is friend of mine who has a history of fallin into rivers (mostly when drunk), so his mum is kinda nervous when he doesnt return to home.

and this other day, there was a "beach party" (in the middle of the alps lol) going on like 20 miles from his home. he blacks out, sleeps in the "sand" until 4 pm or so, then decides to steal the next-best bicycle and rides for like 3 miles. gets tired again and just jumps over the guard railing and sleeps until 2 pm or so. the funny thing is that his mum called the police and told them that he is prone to fall into rivers when drunk. next thing you know is that 4-5 police dogs browse the river while he just wakes up (dunno what he was thinking at this moment) and hops into the next bus home.
 
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