Weirdest place you woke up in from a party

So what, are you a freshman in college? Stop being such an elitist prick. Who gives a shit if he's in high school. I'm a senior in college and I'm stupider than ever. As long as drinking doesn't get in the way of school and work who gives a fuck?
 
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Anyone heard of a roofie race?

and mine has to be in my friends house with only his parents home. They woke me up and offered me "breakfast" at 5pm
 
when i was still dating this girl i was at my house and she lives 2 and a half hours away, no clue how i got there but i woke up in her bed next to her and she started laughing at me. then she told me how i hitch hiked there, and it was with a bunch of nuns. i dont remember that shit at all
 
haha!
not quite the same, but i went to a concert in the city where my grandma lives (Antwerpen, Belgium)
and i got really wasted and the next morning i woke up @ my grandmas place, she was all pissed at me for being that drunk ! :Dwasn't a very pleasant experience ......
 
If it was the white castle on Fordham Rd I'd rather die than sleep in that bathroom. I walked n the one night and there was shit on the floor.
 
Woke up on the lawn of my high school once.

Weirdest was waking up on an untied dock about 3 miles out into a huge lake. Partied on the beach all night and there was a dock pulled out of the water. We pushed it back in and set sail (this is all from other people at the party, as we didn't remember anything). I was with my friend and we woke up to the sounds of boats going by. We had an empty bottle of Jack Daniels and a bunch of half drank beers all over the dock. We had to call one of our friends with a boat to come and get us. Haha, thank the Lord for cell phones.
 
I never woke up in weird place after a full sleep. But one time I fell asleep naked in the parking lot of catering hall on the side of US RT 11, pretty busy highway. Luckily I woke up like 30 minutes after I fell alseep and drove home. Worst 2 mile drunk drive I have ever had, quit drinking and driving because of it.
 
nailed it. luckily i went in with a friend. i dunno exactly how it went down but i "came to" out of a blackout when he kicked me in the stomach, and i was on the bathroom floor.

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A couple of weeks ago, a few friends from college came to visit me to go skiing. They were staying at one of their grandparents' empty bungalow, which is a good 2.5 miles from my house. We pick up a few handles and some 24 racks and head over to their place around 7:00. I black out around 10:45. Wake up in my bed, with my sheets and pillows stained with blood. Stagger over to the mirror to find a gash on my forehead, cut up hands, random scrapes on my arms, and missing one shoe. I had somehow escaped the DD when we went on a late night McD's run and walked home around 1:00. I'm totally a drunk homing pigeon.
 
Came to pissing on someone's front yard, in a different neighborhood from where I was drinking, I knew I drove there but couldn't find my car. I passed out on the lawn for a few minutes, realized I was going to get arrested in the morning, stumbled around for an hour looking for my car, tripped, and landed on the hood of it. Slept in my car.
 
I might be in love with this picture. Thanks for posting.
As for the "bragging" about drunken blackouts and that, I think it's funny as shit. They're just entertaining stories. To the guy who's offended: why do you feel the need to post in here? Clearly you're the only one posting about not liking it, so you're not going to do anything but ruin the thread. It's pretty easy to not post in a thread if you think it's stupid.

And I'm sorry, but I don't really have any good places...
 
i woke up in my las vegas villa at cesear's palace and we couldn't find my friend. turns out he was on the roof the whole time. i'd be a good story to make a movie out of...
 
i cant say i've ever woken up in a weird place, but drunk jim likes to shut my phone off and hide it on me

found it in all kinds of places, hidden beneath the towels in the bathroom, the mini fridge, and under my mattress

bastard
 
woke up with on a couch with a girl literally on top of me once, also passed out. no recollection whatsoever haha
 
storage compartment of a horse trailer in the shower with the water runningunder the couch in my apartment
 
only good one i got is: i woke up covered in blood from eating it on the way home(skating), in the guest room in my apartment that my gf's sister was occupying when my gf was in our room (i lived with her at the time). did it again a few months later, second time not covered in blood and she left the room and told my gf. oops
 
The weirdest place I've ever woke up in after a party, was my own bed at home.

Weirder than you would think, considering the party started in Maine and I ended up at home in NY
 
I find it funny u keep correcting everyone else and say I FIND IT FUNNY. dude you must not even be in high school yet, live and let live man. Keep the peace.
 
in my bed. different boxers on. my dad sleeping on the floor beside my bed. he wanted to make sure i didnt die. what a nice guy.
 
haha .. but no i usaully make it home to .. or atleast inside a house that i no ... nothing cool like on a train to newyork from boston
 
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