Weirdest place you woke up in from a party

4 weeks ago. partyin at a kids house. drank a liter of captian in 90 min and the last thing i remember is walking down the street at 1a.m. Apparently i went into a random house, took my shoes off in the front hallway, walked through the house, got blood on the walls (i had fallen and my hands were bleeding), then walked out the house without my shoes and passed out in the front yard. i woke up in detox, and was able to leave 84 hours later. so fucked.

dont ever go to detox.
 
retirement home 2 miles from my house. was able to put together some details of it after the fact. still no idea how i got into the home.

my friend wrote this up on it https://www.newschoolers.com/web/forums/readthread/thread_id/501477/
 
in a tree, like 15 feet off the ground....
not kidding you, i was so happy i didn't get injured...
 
Back of a cop car on the way to detox....last friday haha as someone said above detox sucks dick, stay in one safe/secure place if you're going to get completely obliterated.
 
There are so many:

1. Phone Booth

2. 24 Hour Atm (A room that you get into with your card)

3. Random Trailer Park

4. Underneath a bridge

5. A stranger's house

6. Under a pile of booze containers of all kinds.

7. Hands and feet tied around a public basketball hoop.

8. An elevator in a different dorm building.

9. On a beach at a river about a mile from the party I was at.

I don't remember how I got into these situations, I usually learn what happened from other people. Most of these occured at socials after rugby victories.
 
I have this incredible survival instinct that allows me to make it back to my bed no matter what the circumstances. I've blacked out in a whole different part of the city and woke up in my bed, it amazes me every time.
 
I woke up at 9 AM in my friends basement back in january. I looks at my texts, the last one I sent was at 6:40. Didn't get too much sleep and it was a long walk back to my dorm haha.
 
Hahaha same here, it amazes me too. I've only not made it to my bed one time and I woke up on my living room floor, puked, and got into my bed for the rest of the day. I've definitely woken up in my bed not remembering how I got there though.
 
Bathroom of a Pizza Pizza
Ditch (tried to bike home..)
unlocked van on a street

Those are my top 3 haha.
 
have a beer, kid !
german-oktoberfest-girls.jpg
 
on top of a brand new Audi in a Boston parking lot, 6 miles from my friend's apartment, wallet gone... oh black outs
 
at school:

whitecastle bathroom floor

on a subway in brooklyn to a cop saying "come with me sir"

fully clothed on my roommates bed

back home:

under a sofa

in a shelf
 
Actually yes, I am proud of blacking out sometimes, and having sex with the opposite sex, and going to parties. It's what people do. Well most people. A stupid thread is one that talks about pokemon on newschoolers, those are stupid threads. This is actually a pretty decent thread with some pretty funny stories, definitely made me laugh a little.
 
in my dorm room.... doesnt sound too bad except i was at a party across town with no intention of going back to the dorms. i woke up to the RD and 2 RA's banging on my door, when i opened my eyes there was a perfect bloody hand print on the wall right in front of my face. when i opened the door they were relived to find out i had not been shot as they had thought. turns out i had cut the entire length of my pinky down to the bone during an imaginary race from the parking lot and since i was so intoxicated, my blood was not clotting. i lived on the 5th floor, but for some reason took the elevator to the 4th floor(girls floor) went into their bathroom to wash up(made bigger mess) then tried taking the stairs up to my room but overshot by two floors so then i went back down 2 flights and finally made it to my room. the entire time i had been supporting myself against the wall with my bloody hand so there was a very very clear trail of blood all throughout the dorms. i thought it was hilarious but because it is a biohazard and the massive amount of blood every where, they had to close the elevator i had been in as well as part of the stairwell... it took me about 4 hours to bleach and clean all the blood up and then they made me go to alcohol classes. ahhhhhh those were the days.
 
you guys are so cool. Thanks for the grammar lesson. I don't know what I would have done if you did not post the picture. I may not have understood what you were trying to say. I see it now.
 
there's a time in life for behaving and theres a time in life for being drunk....
as long as you don't become a drunk for the rest of your life, go out and get wasted !!

now my contribution: a friend of mine, who sadly isn't on newschoolers,
he went to a concert of "absynthe minded" and proceeded to party with them afterwards, he had a VIP pass and could get along rather well with the guys, he got so wasted, he crashed in their tourbus and woke up next morning in Marseille, France (first concert was in brussels, Belgium, so he traveled over 500 miles without even knowing!!)
luckily for him, they had only one concert there before they returned to belgium....
^^hands down the most awesome drunk adventure i ever heard of !
 
I find it funny how you say no one cares but you still post a stupid picture and respond to me. That shows you do care a little at least. You must still be in high school. Think it's so cool to drink, try to be everyones friend. lol..
 
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