Weirdest/best dream about skiing

LukasSchroeder

LukasSchroeder

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not sure if this should go in ski gabber, or non-ski gabber. But my weirdest dream was: i am skiing in my backyard and tom wallnuts walked his dog by my house. I didnt notice him but he noticed me. He comes back with will wesson and P White with a bunch of swag and give it to me and sit in the snow and watch me. And then i woke up.
 
Usually dreams about skiing go a bit lucid for me where I figure out I'm dreaming and can do what ever trick I want no matter how impossible. One dream I was getting 810s off of a down tube that was no more than 2 feet off the ground
 
I had one after the xgames. Some bitches were trying to smoke Henriks pole but he was all "back off hoes, ima go teach this narb some tricks"

Normally they are just me jumping and im super good, then i wake up and realize i cant do shit
 
It's like the X Games of skiing, but only the hot chicks enter and they all have to fuck you while hitting the course.
 
I had one last night and it was awesome.

So, I was in my backyard and there was this uprail just chilling there. I had a couple of friends over and we were hitting it. Out of nowhere a clone of me appeared with a PS3 remote control and I was able to control the clone of me using the PS3 controller. So, I kept on lapping the rail with my clone and it had so much robot steeze. I decided to film an edit, then when I started filming, we somehow got launched into to a park somewhere else, then I woke up.
 
i had a dream where i was hitting a jump and i went to the top and layed down and went to sleep.
 
I never get to ski in my dreams. I just get to the mountain, get stoked, and spend hours getting ready. And after that I wake up... bummer
 
I fell off the chair because it started to float

I was terrified to get on the detachable quads because they went way too fast and they were upside down.

funny stuff I used to dream up as a kid. I never dream about skiing
 
I dreamed I had a park in my backyard. I was doing corks and shit that I can't do in real life. It was pretty sick actually haha. I need another one
 
this has happened to me a few times. Usually though I'm just flying through powder throwing sick floaty fives and rodeos and flats and shit off of natural booters and cliffs.
 
Yeah I love dreams where I can just huck realistic tricks and stick them. The other night I was stomping nose-butter 10s P-White style off a knuckle and then feeling of spinning and spotting my landing was just so unreal.

Also once, I dreamt LJ was teaching me some afterbang, it was sick
 
Had a dream that I was in Alaska with the crew from Believe, and for some reason we were hiking a 6 foot rail in a mini-park, but we were absolutely slaying it. cork 810s on, rodeos on.... It completely defied the laws of physics. But it was awesome.
 
I love skiing dreams. Being able to do literally any trick off of any feature is so much fun. It always makes me wish I was way good.
 
i like skiing dreams because i try whatever trick i want without being scared. ill usually notice im dreaming though because i have a distorted precipitation of movement and gravity and i move around awkwardly. still a lot of fun
 
one time i had a dream where i skiied pow with tommy chong. i think i smoked too much weed before going to bed that night
 
be in ski lift, sitting next to hot girl. Only me and here in ski lift. She suddenly starts working her way down in my pants. Starts jerking me off. When we are almost at the top i cum a blizzard in her mouth. She takes of her googles all coverd in semen. Realize she actually is a guy. He opens safety bar and pushes me out.
 
I had a nightmare where i got pwn'd by a long ass down rail a couple days ago and now my knee cap is fractured... Oh wait
 
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seems legit
 
my skiing dreams are always just me riding my home park but i can do all the tricks I think about trying when im skiing.

basically im skiing and im good

its great until i wake up and remember i'm a gaper
 
Whenever I dream about skiing I always end up getting delayed somehow and never being able to ski. Like the last dream I had it was a pow day and I was getting ready to ride when my mom comes in and tells me to do chores then eventually the dream morphs into something else and I don't get to go skiing =(.

Its really depressing.
 
I'm somehow able to do and stomp every single trick imaginable with such an easethen I wake up with a boner
 
sorry for double post, but: ILLinoisance i have seen your sig sooo many times and i still dont understand what the hell that thing is
 
Haha just actually happened last nigtht. I had a dream that I witnessed a murder and then the murderer saw me and came after me but I was on skis and I skied off a cliff and did a backflip (like 100 footer). Don't remember much else but I remember him chasing me all over the place.
 
ive had some weird lucid ones. one of the better ones was i was skiing at breck, and put down a 3 to cork 5 to switch cork 5. i was really stoked until i realized it was a dream
 
Legit love dreams like this. Had a dream where I was at Breck in a private park shoot and throwing down. Felt so great, and it felt so real.
 
I had one where I was super small and I was skiing around my toilet in circles to eventually end up in a pile of shit
 
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