Weird stuff you do that nobody knows about

Haha this for sure man, basically everyday! I have ADHD though so I get distracted and start playing with a washcloth and shit while I'm sitting there. Haha.
 
i always ask them to double cup my coffee when i get one because i end up destroying the outside cup and if i didnt i would end up breaking the one holding my coffee and it would go everywhere, i dont even know why i cant hold a coffee cup for 5 minutes without peeling it
 
weird.. cause when the girls on top she controls speed and the spot. but now that I think about it there was one girl I've been with who needed me to always be ontop, but she was extremely uncoordinated
 
Thats because you are slightly agitating a section of your brain that controls motor function. Its different for everyone, I cough uncontrollably when I do it.
 
perfectionist, i pretty much have a ocd with open doors, and i hate when people hardly can do something then try to teach someone like there an expert. any time i see a pole il do a tap like im skiing, talk to myself when i work, cant sleep with a shirt on, cant have anything clean, i like messy shit, but to messy pisses me off, dont talk on tuesdays i have no idea why just wont talk on tuesdays.
 
that's normal. when the body is cold it falls asleep more easily because it's always cooler at night, so it knows (or thinks, if it's actually daytime) that it's time to sleep.
 
holy shit i feel ya there. Like everyone is plotting against you and you are the only one not on the "inside"! Scary as shit sometimes!
 
Somtimes when im walking and come to a kerb and its to close to step onto the kerbstone with the next step i will hop up it. Completely pointless but just somthing ive got into a habit of doing almost ocd-ish
 
I try to act like a stealth ninja warrior when I am stealth smoking in my room. That way, no one can see me when I am on my quest to smoke the holy ganja.
 
I sign what i'm thinking in sign language letters a lot of the time.and whoever said they sleep without underwear i'm too lazy to go find it and reply... also I find it much more comfortable to sleep with a pillow between my legs/my leg over the pillow.
 
Hahahahaha I disagree I love having a girl ride me but it's kinda funny.... The only girl I know who doesn't like to be on top LOVES being choked/slapped/fucked violently/tied up and whatnot. Total domination thing with her and she hates being on top bcause she wants to get OWNED so I guess I can see that.

 
when I'm in the shower i cross my arms and i look at the water amassing in the hole between my right and and my chest/over my left hand. and then i let it all drop at once so it does a solid ''thud'' when it's hits the floor of the shower. cool story bro
 
In the summer when there is no snow I wear my ski boots when I have to pee.
When I take a shit I have to be naked and listening to gangsta rap.
I also have these dreams about their being ski comps inside my school and I always win.
Last of all I have dreams almost everynight of me fucking the three hotest girls in my school :D.
 
when i'm bored i blow bubbles off the tip of my tongue and try to hit stuff with them. or i blow them straight up in the air and let them fall back into my mouth and i eat them.
 
Just remembered this - My dad is always on BNN with the stocks thing running along the bottom and a lot of the time i can't change the channel so to entertain myself i see how many "combos" i can get until its double red. EG if the arrow on the top is green, the bottom is red that counts. If both arrows are green that counts but as soon as its double red then its over and you count how many you got.

Anyone have the slighest idea what im talking about/ do this? haha
 
peeing on the side of the water

When i was a kid i used to think my life was being made into a movie and life on another planet were watching my movie

obviously the jumping spinning everywhere i go

i used to shit with the door open until a few years ago now i have to lock the door no matter what

i try really hard to avoid wearing the same shirt twice in one week

i always need gum to chew on

i always quote movies or shows without people knowing

when im driving if i see a car one of my friends or someone i know has i automatically assume its them

when im skiing i talk to myself usually about what im going to do or about the people around me

i tend to throw things alot for no reason if im outside or sometimes even like my phone or xbox controller if i get mad then regret it:(

when i listen to the radio in my car i go through all of the stations even if i hear a song i like just to make sure
 
i talk to myself all the time(only when im alone)whenever i go somewhere and i see a handrail i imagine hitting it on skis and what to do on it.

if im realllyyy board i smoke weed alone(if i have some with me)

i look in a mirror at least 5 times before i leave my house gotta have just the right swag
 
When I clean dining rooms alone with the doors closed at work I'll make fart noises and giggle to myself until I finish and do it again on the next floor I move onto.
Yup I am definitely 21...
 
holy shit yes! never thought anyone did this. sometime its an axe for me, cutting down telephone poles, street signs, people.
 
i secretly like rim jobs, i got one by my friend while i was asleep, but i woke up, and i didn't stop him, it was amazing.

Then i gave him one, while he was asleep, it tasted fucking amazing.

anyone else like this?
 
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