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my roommate is fucking whack

here is a small list of why

talks to himself almost constantly, has woke me up sleeping because he sleep talks so fucking loudly

his side of the room looks like a homeless man on PCP, rummaged through his belongings

has more stuff than i have ever seen, overflowing on my side of the room

sweats like an old Romanian man who is trapped in a sauna constantly( like dripping sweat)

leaves trash everywhere and dirty dishes like crazy

drinks Gatorade and mountain dew constantly, like an unhealthy amount

so inhumanly awkward, i swear talking to a tree would be more interesting than this dude

constantly looking at my computer screen like a creeper bugs the shit out of me

What kind of shit do your roommates do?
 
I once lived in an apartment style dorm with two brothers who were both ...weird. The younger one would play himself in chess, except one side he would speak to himself in russian which he was trying to learn as well. he would also make shitty bongs, smoke menthol top out of them, and leave them around. His older brother would go on multiday coke binges and bring over all sorts of sketchy randos. He boiled the water out of all the pots in the place and ate everyones food.

They would have parties in our apartment and run out the back door whenever the RA's /UPD would show up, who would then wake me up and question me.

They once brought over the hells angels ak chapter president (srsly) because they gave him a ride and he wanted to thank them so they did a bunch of lines and he got all emotional and crazy, telling stories, and then threatened to kill me if anything happened to my roommate.

Once i got up in the middle of the night because the tv was loud, when i walked into the living room the brothers and two people i had never seen before were playing rockband, at top volume, on two different tvs, two different consoles, and with two different songs on expert, at the same time. The one guy with the microphones was moan screaming into both while writhing around on the floor. I just went back to bed.

That was a shitty year.
 
13141863:Calb3rt said:
The younger one would play himself in chess, except one side he would speak to himself in russian which he was trying to learn as well.
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That's actually kinda interesting but still weird. The rest of your post though, wow.
 
my roomates not that weird, but whenever he goes into the bathroom to take a shit he blasts metal whilst shitting.
 
13142044:congrossman. said:
i most certainly do smell like ass. however you need to learn how to not sploof in my mouth when you leave the room
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We also have this fat roommate named Greg. He sucks. He smells like shit and constantly says the ni*** word for no reason. He also eats all my chef boyardee.
 
Greg

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My roommate last year would eat an entire jar of pickles then drink the juice in one night, in bed.
 
I fucking hate my roommates. Not trying to be racist, but theyre both hardcore mexicans, always watch fucking anime and listens to some whack Mexican songs. They keep me awake till 3 in the morning and Im thinking of living on the streets if it goes this way for another year.
 
13142064:SteezyJapaneezy said:
I fucking hate my roommates. Not trying to be racist, but theyre both hardcore mexicans, always watch fucking anime and listens to some whack Mexican songs. They keep me awake till 3 in the morning and Im thinking of living on the streets if it goes this way for another year.
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anime is such a mexican stereotype
 
last roommate from over the summer while working at camp would leave food everywhere. like...she brought steak left overs into the room one night and put them on her bed. she went to bed later on with the steak still on her bed. then woke up and ate half of the steak and then the rest the next day...she also drank pop like a fiend. literally a case a day. every 2 weeks she would get her cans out of the closet and there would be as much as my entire family would drink in a month. she also bought an entire rotisserie chicken and ate it, again leaving it in the room for a few days.

i told her to stop doing that shit and she did for a little while when it got even worse and i found one of her empty mac and cheese containers in my closet on top of my clothes with ants all over it. Luckily one counselor moved out of the other room in our cabin, so i moved into that room.
 
In my first year of University my roommate was interesting to live with.

Dirtiest man ive ever met, food, beer cans etc everywhere. Used my mini fridge all year. Would come home at 3:00 AM on a monday night and do homework for three hours. Dont think he ever washed his clothes. I had so much ski shit and his shit was everywhere so by the end of the year our room was right completely fucked, hardest one day cleaning ive ever done.

Now my 5 roomates are even more fucked but in the most beautiful way possible.

Like today I came out in the living room and Puddles was just sitting on the couch staring at the wall waiting patiently for my brithday roomate to come home to pound beers.
 
13142046:mmccarthy14 said:
We also have this fat roommate named Greg. He sucks. He smells like shit and constantly says the ni*** word for no reason. He also eats all my chef boyardee.
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greg sounds like my kind of guy, tell him to keep up the good work
 
My roomate chews a thing of tabacco a day. He starts at like 6 a.m. so i wake up to the sound of him spitting sometimes he is up at 4 a.m. chewing. Room smells like chew cause he spills the chew and his spit all over the place. He will leave pizza out for days which causes an awful stench. Blasts country music too just can't stand that stuff.
 
13142213:mmccarthy14 said:
He's not gay, but he's a dick
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idk what goes on in that weird ass room you 3 share. Whenever I walk by it looks like some fucked up shit is going down, either you guys eat seafood everynight, or.... you eat fish everynight
 
13142253:frankspirito said:
idk what goes on in that weird ass room you 3 share. Whenever I walk by it looks like some fucked up shit is going down, either you guys eat seafood everynight, or.... you eat fish everynight
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they probably eat each others buttholes
 
I've been lucky to never have any sketch roommates. I've had some semi-shitty ones, but really I got lucky.
 
Last year when I was a freshman I had a pretty good roommate except for his douche friends and his scrubbiness with alcohol.

A normal Thursday night at 2:00 would be him yaking while sleeping with a trashcan in his bed.

The worst was when he walked into the ocean when he was drunk and ruined his phone. 4 hours of screaming and wining commenced and ended with a fist sized hole in the wall. (He threw his chair into the wall)

The worst was when he blacked out threw up all over the hallway and shit outside our door.

It was common occurence for him to throw kickbacks in our room with some hot girls which was fine but as soon as everyone would leave he would try and shotgun bears and fail miserably by spilling beer everywhere.

Basically the kid cant hold his liquor and tried raping when belligerently drunk.
 
Freshman year, random roommate: Filipino kid. Loved starcraft or some similar game, no idea what. Constantly clicking his mouse at 10x10^36 times/sec. Everybody else on the floor was really cool, and we all agreed he was weird. He was just an all around weird person to interact with.

Sophomore: random roommate again. This kid was basically bobby hill at nineteen. He did nothing but watch football/sports on TV. He barely spoke, and I tried to talk to him about stuff. He had like, no interests, it seemed. Didn't seem to like music at all, didn't play any sports, just watched. He wore the same jeans and philies shirt every day. He sounded like he was from the south but apparently he was from south delaware, although that can get pretty southern...

Lived by myself from then on. My friends are cool but none of them are people I'd live with. They're all too messy.
 
13142465:DrZoidberg said:
Freshman year, random roommate: Filipino kid. Loved starcraft or some similar game, no idea what. Constantly clicking his mouse at 10x10^36 times/sec. Everybody else on the floor was really cool, and we all agreed he was weird. He was just an all around weird person to interact with.

Sophomore: random roommate again. This kid was basically bobby hill at nineteen. He did nothing but watch football/sports on TV. He barely spoke, and I tried to talk to him about stuff. He had like, no interests, it seemed. Didn't seem to like music at all, didn't play any sports, just watched. He wore the same jeans and philies shirt every day. He sounded like he was from the south but apparently he was from south delaware, although that can get pretty southern...

Lived by myself from then on. My friends are cool but none of them are people I'd live with. They're all too messy.
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And you live in a fucking dumpster Zoidberg
 
13142253:frankspirito said:
idk what goes on in that weird ass room you 3 share. Whenever I walk by it looks like some fucked up shit is going down, either you guys eat seafood everynight, or.... you eat fish everynight
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It's greg, he smells like shit because he doesn't shower
 
13143071:butterslut. said:
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Slept with one back when I was in 1st year. The lesbian is on of my best friends and we went to a pub crawl where you get points for getting weird, and our team won. But we actually all just get along and are friends.
 
I've got a cool roommate but I swear to gawd i'm about to thunder punt him in the jaw if he doesn't stop chewing with his mouth open.

He also doesn't ski/snowboard so he thinks I have issues since I watch videos all damn night to deal with my summer withdrawals.
 
I just met my roommates today.

They're the prissiest bitches I've ever met in my life. So looking forward to the next 8 months.
 
I had a roommate who was a failed rapper, extremely anti semetic living in a very Jewish neighborhood, and talked way too much about having to restrain misbehaving children at his job. Another one who was an aspiring industrial noise musician who had a fat fetish.

Not sure I got people in this thread beat both of them are decent enough dudes to be fair.

Always value good low maintenance roommates that you can chill and drink with that aren't too messy.
 
I had one roommate who never left his room, and would watch anime and broadway musical dvds on full blast. Never turned the lights on even though he was only awake at night so I would wake up to hear fucking cats the musical playing at 3am. I looked in his room at one point and he had an entire closet of half empty mcdonalds cups on the shelves, like he was saving them for some reason.

That was such a good roommate experience that I decided to move into a place with 3 other guys I'd never met who were all going to the same school as me. They turned the apartment into a party house with cops getting called every weekend, I think I slept more at my parents house than I did in the apartment that year.

I don't know why it's so difficult to find normal people to live with, I'm moving to park city in December and I'm really worried about finding a roommate again :/
 
I had one roommate who never left his room, and would watch anime and broadway musical dvds on full blast. Never turned the lights on even though he was only awake at night so I would wake up to hear fucking cats the musical playing at 3am. I looked in his room at one point and he had an entire closet of half empty mcdonalds cups on the shelves, like he was saving them for some reason.

That was such a good roommate experience that I decided to move into a place with 3 other guys I'd never met who were all going to the same school as me. They turned the apartment into a party house with cops getting called every weekend, I think I slept more at my parents house than I did in the apartment that year.

I don't know why it's so difficult to find normal people to live with, I'm moving to park city in December and I'm really worried about finding a roommate again :/
 
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