Weird Christmas noises.....

[evan]

[evan]

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So basically, my sister has been literally sprinting up and down the stairs with presents.

My brother is lighting off fireworks in the backyard.

My mom is wrapping shit.

My dad is using powertools for some reason, and i just want to go to sleep
 
Wrong.

The screams of pain of a fallen warrior and his ankles still echo through those hallowed grounds
 
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Hell yesterday I used a table saw to cut down a supporting wall in my apartment. Dont ask me how I did it.
 
Simple solutions:

...Push sister down the stairs

...Light brother on fire, blame fireworks

...Kill father with power tools

...Choke mother to death with wrapping paper

..Pleasantly return to sleep.
 
Is it a coincidence that at 6 in the morning I lit fire crackers in my backyard to wake everyone up and screamed its Christmas and then after we opened presents I lit a shit ton of sparkler fountains and more fire crackers... It felt pretty damn good.
 
weird noises, and he's talking about a younger sister, an older father, and power tools, and probably alcohol, you know i'm horny and curious
 
every once in awhile, like around 6am to 630 am on a week morning when i'm still hungover and was blown the night before multiple times, then the curious part isn't always there, but the horny still is

if there was a contest for who is the horniest person in the world, i would have a good chance of making it to the finals
 
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