Weed and skiing

I dunno about you guys but I dont think you really understand the true benefits weed has for skiing ability

It was only last year when i had my first puff of the sticky icky, and i havent looked back since. I was lappin the park with my dad about to hit the big line when Eric Iberg comes over and does the sickest nollie over the noll and sprays me and my dad. After pulling out the fat ounce of super lemon haze i knew i was in for a tasty treat

Smoked the weed all day and got high af. I then asked how Iberg can afford to punch so many cones and he confessed to me that he was in the grip of a spiraling marijuana addiction funded by theft and selling of Tanner Halls Red Bull helmets and selling them to young innocent kids. I was immediately inspired, and clipped into my Al "Danké's" and went full bong into the down rail.

due to my intense weed visuals I could not see in my peripheral and consiquently tanner hall came speeding down the hill out of control and cleaned me out

Luckly for me my chicago bulls snapback saved me from any facial damage but tanner was badly concussed due to not having a helmet

Iberg had taken off, and tanner sat infront of me too delirious to make sense of anything. It was then that i realized that i still hadnt exhaled from the phat cone pull.

low and behold, i exhaled into tanners chest and the holy white ghost of the sticky icky revived tanner.

Now take from this what you will but safety always comes first, whether its spring, autumn summer or spring I will always be blazin in my chicago bulls snapper

Peace out
 
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The only flaw in your story is that tanner hall would never be out of control. He has the spirit of Haile Selassie I and Jah keeping him in control and away from crazy baldheads like you
 
13488185:theabortionator said:
Didn't read.

D.A.R.E.

Heard they cut the funding. How will kids know what to saw when that guy comes speeding up in his Camero to offer free marijuana cigarettes.
 
Thank you JamesGreen for yet another hammer. I'm gonna try to go full bong into some downrails this year.
 
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