weather prediction

NoTeefa

NoTeefa

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because of all my hard work performing chants and rituals at the snow shrine in my closet, we will get a freak snowstorm this week, it will dump eight feet through the week, the snow level will be at 2000 feet and all washington resorts will be open with parks for thanksgiving weekend. ill see you all there

my intire crew waited for his ass at the bottem of the hill and beat the shit out of him. i broke his poles agianst a tree, and we snapped one of his skis. fucker got uppercutted so much. he was bleeding from his eyes and shit, crying like a little pussy. i busted out a body slam on his ass and broke both of his arms. the ski patroler broke up the fight and clipped all of our tickets. we where gonna beat the shit out of the patroller but my mom came to pick us up.

~mommy~
 
I. . . .need. . . .snow. . . fuck this weather. I just bought all new gear and this year is going to suck. Now i'm going back to my Lemmywinks shrine, who is god the of all rats. maybe he will answer my prayers. . .

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If humans and dolphins are the only mammals on the earth that have sex for pleasure, do dolphins masturbate themselves like humans do?
 
yes, i also heard that it's supposed to be clear all fucking week. BUT, i also got an email from summit saying they got an inch at the base!!!! you never know...you never know!

be aware, ski with care

'doyle's got a boner and wants to stick it in your ear'
 
It will come...

actually, according to last season's weather patterns we're right on shedule (as long as there's accumulation by the 4th of Dec

~X~

Open your eyes, open your mind proud like a god don't pretend to be blind, trapped in yourself, break out instead, beat the machine that works in your head -Guano Apes
 
really? i thoguth snoqualmie was open at the end of november...so long ago though, don't really remember now

be aware, ski with care

'doyle's got a boner and wants to stick it in your ear'
 
it seems like every year there opening later and later , dont we normally have a lot of snow by now?

I have many opinions but sometimes i dont agree with some of them - george w bush

 
i think global warming is coming and we are doomed to never have snow again AHHHHHHHH

*Tyler*

*proud member of the erich fan club
 
it really doesnt matter, the snow will come

a couple years ago snoqualmie didnt open till like halfway through december, and we still had a fine season

my intire crew waited for his ass at the bottem of the hill and beat the shit out of him. i broke his poles agianst a tree, and we snapped one of his skis. fucker got uppercutted so much. he was bleeding from his eyes and shit, crying like a little pussy. i busted out a body slam on his ass and broke both of his arms. the ski patroler broke up the fight and clipped all of our tickets. we where gonna beat the shit out of the patroller but my mom came to pick us up.

~mommy~
 
Snow will come so pray to your shrine

It will dump and dump and be very divine

snoqualmie and alpental watch out here we come

but wait, we're at home twiddling our thumb

I just got new ski gear and look outside

It's either rain or clear skis or the storms swing wide

So let's pray to our god, or gods as may be

To Lemmywinks the rat king, and our own Christmas tree

For snow and lots of it to fall on our resort

to log online and see powder on the snow report

Cause i can't wait for it to come and i can't wait for it to stay

When I finally get to ski, i'll finally have a happy day.

Thsi is our snow prayer, it is the way of us now. Pray this prayer before you go to bed every night and snow will come.

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If humans and dolphins are the only mammals on the earth that have sex for pleasure, do dolphins masturbate themselves like humans do?
 
it will never snow again and we will bitch on NS forever because no one will be happy

*Tyler*

*proud member of the erich fan club
 
that was a cute little poem, do you sleep in pajamas? or just bra annd panties?

my intire crew waited for his ass at the bottem of the hill and beat the shit out of him. i broke his poles agianst a tree, and we snapped one of his skis. fucker got uppercutted so much. he was bleeding from his eyes and shit, crying like a little pussy. i busted out a body slam on his ass and broke both of his arms. the ski patroler broke up the fight and clipped all of our tickets. we where gonna beat the shit out of the patroller but my mom came to pick us up.

~mommy~
 
you fucker k2skeepimp, i'm a guy. I was so damn bored last night i decided to make up a song which turned into something about snow so i posted it.

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If humans and dolphins are the only mammals on the earth that have sex for pleasure, do dolphins masturbate themselves like humans do?
 
holy shit, it snowed 50'' or so by this time last year at stevens... i wouldnt blame this on global warming, but a fuckin wierd jet stream. ah the season might not start to mid-late december, maybe even later

-Grant

Chicken Wang?

*Proud Member of the HoBum Posse
 
the weird jet stream and warm weather is caused by el nino which is an effect of global warming. i say we'll be lucky if we get to ski by christmas.

Sleep is overrated. But i do it all the time anyways cause im a fucking poser.

Don't forget to honk when you drive by Vern Fonk!!!!
 
i say we're lucky if we ski this year. looks like we're getting refunds for our passes, i give up!

be aware, ski with care

'doyle's got a boner and wants to stick it in your ear'
 
el nino is just a fancy word for really fuckin warm weather. so i hate el nino

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If humans and dolphins are the only mammals on the earth that have sex for pleasure, do dolphins masturbate themselves like humans do?
 
my brain hurts after trying to read that.

Sleep is overrated. But i do it all the time anyways cause im a fucking poser.

Don't forget to honk when you drive by Vern Fonk!!!!
 
do soemthing else? I do so many other things in my life, such as dive, soccer, paintballing, golf, piano, homework, and girls. But i can't live without snow and it beats all the others. so of course i'm going to bitch,and that's why others do too.

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If humans and dolphins are the only mammals on the earth that have sex for pleasure, do dolphins masturbate themselves like humans do?
 
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