everyone knows the quickest way for cannabis to get into your blood stream is by lining the rim of your buttwhole and then clenching. Often a way to elevate the high is by having an intimate partner take their toungue and mix it in, also known as tossing ones salad.
To get pot you have to poop in a jar then pee in it tie a balloon on to the top of the jar, then ferment it. Then wait 3 months then inhale the gas in the balloon.