We should...

Chief.Woodcock

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Try to get Alberta known as the "pirate province." Wear pirate outfits all season and get published in a D-List magazine like auto trader....

Construct a monument in memory of RCR's previous epic jump layout...

Build hermitages in strategic locations throughout the Banff/Lake Louise area and start families and create a secret society and plan to build stunt zones, using slick code names like, operation waffle iron and codename: candleshade.

Write novels about boys who aspired to be professional skiers then gave up and drink every friday night and ski hungover.

Give props to punters.

 
i would fully support this secret society
fyi there a pirate english setting on facebook
pretty sick, i just found out about it
 
those boards have no creativity at all. its like cut and paste from a magazine. the rossi skis were dope with the silhouette and even the JO pros are at least a bit classy. These boards just suck and i would never rock a ski with those graphics.
 
AYE CAPTAIN BOBBY!

May I also suggest, gapers be warned, for any who enter the pirated "terrain park" zones be kidnapped for ransome money. This can be used to purchase state-of-the-art peg legs and eye patches for all rad pirates in the calgary and surrounding area.
 
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