we need twintip race skis!

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it seems like all twintip skis have no shape there rust rounded tip and tail which is nice for park and jibbing but how are you gonna ski switch bumps or do the olympic slalom switch i know i want to! so designed a twintip version of some rossignol race ski so it would carve like a motherfuck both backwards and forwards. hopefully people will pick up on this and it will be in the olympics and ill beat bode miller and get a taco platter and some strippers so basicly i will rule skiing. heres the pro model:

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^ ive seen a kid do one in 1080's and in public enemys, not the same kid of course. but there are twin racers out there.

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

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^haha thats sick. your lucky though, my friend did a commando roll through the finish once and he got a DNF

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
 
^ hey dont talk shit about carhart...hahaah im a vermonter and own carhart pants, but they were for work

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race skis arent designed to go switch and if you do it too much you might ben your brake a little.

 
uuummm ,., i dont think itr's that great of an idea . thats just me though if you like it do it for shure ....i just think that twintips have more than one concept then just skiing fakie . there is stuff like now fat skis float on powder and big edges help for sliding rails and my mike nick pro's carve and cut like mad when i want them to . But i hever got into the racing sceen as much as i did free style .. so maybe if your from a racing back round and you like to do tricks the odd time it's a decent idea ...go with it .

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oh so thats what you call a getaway well tell me what you got away with cuz i'v seen more spine in a gelly fish i'v seen more guts in an 11 year old kid. have another drink and drive your self home .i hope there is ice on all the roads. so you can think of me when you forget your seatbelt . and again whn you'r head smashes thro the winsheald .

 
its been done! play the winter olympics backwards and youll see

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hahah weird looking

i pee on ur face but i dont care..

i take off ur little sisters underwear

shes only three so shes never seen a wee wee

so i told her it was a lollypop and the flavor was salty.

shoved in her mouth, it punctured through her cheek broke the glasses of that three year old geek.

r. kelly did the same but im not about to give him the blame cuz fucking littles girls is just my game
 
What would racers need em for anyway? Its not like they can land backwards and win a race. And they make mogul versions of certain skis like the 1080 and the rossi scratch

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lets start a new thread within a thread.

what is the weirdest thing you have raced with? mine was when it was about 10 degrees out and i forgot ski pants so i wore only pajama pants with boxers underneath and for good measure i wore an underwear long sleeve shirt.

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
 
racings gay so absolutely nothing wierd

i pee on ur face but i dont care..

i take off ur little sisters underwear

shes only three so shes never seen a wee wee

so i told her it was a lollypop and the flavor was salty.

shoved in her mouth, it punctured through her cheek broke the glasses of that three year old geek.

r. kelly did the same but im not about to give him the blame cuz fucking littles girls is just my game
 
rossi scratches in the bumps are wretched...rossi pow moguls are fine, as are the salomon 1080 moguls

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Why do you need twin race skis?

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why would i bother doing a misty 9? id much rather sit here at home, get my dick sucked by your fat ass bitch of a mom, smoke some pot and eat tons of food-- Lateralis

 
I finished an XC race switch once.. got fourth in district, too. Best placement I got all season

weekdays are for healing your back and neck after hucking hard on the weekend
 
racing in twin tips sucks

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ya, i know, mommy and daddy got me a cell hpone, but it was for safety reasons while driving the lexus they bought me.
 
great idea! last year i joined the ski team cause i had no other way up and i raced my public enemys and it felt real good to beat those fuckers who where decked out in all their top of the line race shit and one piece suits me with my sagged pants and bulky jacket the best part of it tho was one chik asked me 'so if there are 2 tips then how do u kno which way to put them on?'

and more, much more than this, I did it my way
 
hey buddy, no we dont, racing and jibing are 2 completly diffrent forms of skiing, and it better stay that way i dont want the next trend to be SPANDEX STEEZE

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we got fat skis, and we got phat steeze
 
85% of you suck! what would you do with twintip race skis you ask? SWITCH RACE! imagine it, you just slipped on that neon multi-colored one piece warm and fresh from the dryer, and then your giant headphones for some urban beats then you strap on some of these bitches and ski deep deep carves while skiing backwards and eating a freshly made taco from your hot half mexican wife. some fcker skiing forwards says you suck and tries to cut you off but he falls and hits a tree because you stabbed three times with you swiss army tool complete with led flashlight. then you win and lance armstrong comes out and says you suck so you stab him in the throut...

anyway nevermind that story and to whoever said racings gay, i sugest you stop being such a faggot.

 
the only reason newschool started was people were getting sick of racing and listening to asshole coaches telling how to turn. fuck race twin tips and fuck racing. if you want to be a machine go race, if you want to be free go jib...

 
your a fucking moron

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that is quite the dumest idea i have ever heard but I ski moguals on pistols in comps and do pretty good thanx for comin out race buddies

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that is quite the dumest idea i have ever heard but I ski moguals on pistols in comps and do pretty good thanx for comin out race buddies

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sorry bout the double post

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summitsoldier, that is the biggest piece of hippy shit i have read in a long time. the coaches dont tell you what to do, they give you helpful hints on how to improve your skiing and you dont have to do what they say. you have the completly wrong idea about ski racing and i hope you get run over by a flower van you faggot.

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
 
if you guys love racing so much why are you on a newschool site. i am sure there is racing site out there somewhere, with posts on the hotest trends in spandex one pieces, and how to pose after you win a race.

 
^ hey i never won a race, or even come close at that. but racing is a fun time to spend with friends, and you get free rides to other mountains. dont bash it until you try it.

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
 
theres already skis that are race twins...the atomic tweaks.

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