We (Europe) are keeping your beloved elite of freestyle skier

For those who because of mental retardation or other reasons haven't heard the big news:

Iceland decided it would be fun for one of their volcanoes to start puking out lava and ash. The ash got caught by the wind and settled down as a humongous carpet over all of Europe, shutting down all air travel, maybe for as long as two weeks.
 
they said the last one that went off lasted like 8 months, air travel on and off. so who knows how long haha
 
I heard about that! Didn't realize the airlines were shut down for weeks.......mental retardation? Really?
 
yeah I'm stuck in Val D'isere right now... I guess it could be worse! But seriously? weeks?! I'm now supposed to be flying home Sunday
 
Yeah, you all think its volcanic ash. I mean come on, that's clearly bullshit.

It's a clever ruse to kidnap the world's freeskiers, and make them perform for our delectation
 
i've been keeping updated in ireland here and i have not seen anywhere where it says 8 months or even weeks. it is unpredictable and is taken on an hourly basis. I am doing a trip to oslo and prague next week and will be pissed if i cant go. not to mention my 7 country trip i have planned two weeks after that.
 
just got an email saying they closed airports in czech republic and a bunch more countries. the number of countries grows everyday. shit sucks
 
Well you can hardly expect them to get out of here when all the airports are shut down! Like, what, they'll go by car or bus to Southern Europe and fly out of there? HA! These are pro skiers, they'll do no such thing.
 
This is how bad shit is as of now:

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Oh, and the best thing of, a huge ass mofo named Katla is about to go off, and it makes this one look like chads gap (aka nothing, cuz it was blown up).

I suspect the Icelandics are somehow plotting to take over the world by putting all airlines out of business, then use all the money they have left to start 15 new airlines when it's all over, which will sell tickets at ridiculously low prices. By doing so, they monopolize air travel, become super-duper rich and take over the world. The end.
 
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