WE ARE ALL ALIEN HAMSTERS BE WARNED

[crotchvent]

Its true we are juat the lame petsnof aliems that keep us in fishbowl and when people think the bare being abducted they are actually being taken kit and played with and for whatever reaseon the aliens like putting stuff in our butts and they don't even give us peanutbutter first.

I WARNED ALL OF YOU!

aslo global warming is them being really bad out remebering to clean our fish bowl.

And the ice ago was when they forgot to pay the heating bill and it was winter and froze the fishbowl.

Then 70s was the one and only time the teanange alien spoked weed in the house.

 

[270on420out]

OP smoked a half a gram of oregano and thinks he's high

 

[broto]

do you normally expect people to give you peanut butter before putting stuff up your butt?

 

[GayWolf420]

my third eye is as wide open as my asshole is. thank you.

 

[.Hugo.]

Wouldnt hamsters drown in a fishbowl?

 

[crotchvent]

Wouldnt hamsters drown in a fishbowl?

yes they would and the fact that i have no recollection of making this post I would guess i was way to drunk and probably high as well to use the internet.

 

[clorox]

I had a dream that I was a brain sitting in a lab on a table connected to electrodes on either side.

 

[crotchvent]

I had a dream that I was a brain sitting in a lab on a table connected to electrodes on either side.

It wasnt a dream it was real life. You have become enlightened.