Wax for skis, anything

bhill2.0

bhill2.0

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i don't have ski wax, i have a pair of urbans and apparently VA is gettin 14 inches so i wanna ride fast and shit and not have clumps of snow on the bottom of my skis.

i cannot drive to get anything, must be readily available
 
what will slick up my skis

first off don't say like jizz or something off the wall that makes no sense

second off whatever will make my skis go faster , or else im just gonna rub on some wax
 
i hear if you take a web cam and put it in a coffee grinder and sprinkle the grinds on your skis it will make them fast as hell, that or it wont do anything, i dont remember which one
 
if you have any goo gone spray that one them it will ruin your bases pretty much but youll slide faster than you would if you didnt use it spray it on and let it sit and them wipe as much as you can off with like a rag or something
 
candle wax will definately make you go slower. and so will rubbing on any kind of substance.

ski wax just fills the pores in your bases, when you wax, you actually try to scrape as much off as you can.
 
anything with teflon in it will give you 1 day of good speed. ZardoZ is the best but you could probably use anything. my friend wiped teflon yoyo lube on his board and he swore it was the fastest it ever rode for about half the day.
 
i usually just piss on the bases, and then let it dry so that you get a nice sticky residue. but dont be fooled the stickiness makes you go faster.
 
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that was my first day on the hill and i slammed my shoulder pretty hard on some rocks , you know on that kind of long run that ends up kind of flat? i was popping over those little garnage can things like grates or something and i did one that was rusted with no snow and hurt my shoulder. It sucked i couldnt even spin or anything.
 
i have no idea what your talking about and thats no ecuse for not being able to slide a 3 foot wide 6 inch high ride on box. friday i sessioned a down rail with a concussion
 
pizzoowwwwnned..

and you should no matter what condition you are in (exculding broken leg/spine) be able to throw a 180, and slide a 3 foot wide 6 foot long box.... im sorry no excuses
 
if you want your skis to go fast throw them out the window of a tall building. They will top out at about 100mph. Or you could just ride your bike to the shop and buy some wax
 
you dont really need wax for pow,i guess you could just rub some really cheap hydrocarbon wax on it to keep actual chunks of snow from sticking to them
 
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