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I would look for a high quality glove using gortex or similar inserts. I would take a long hard look at the new Mountain Hardware options. I can't remember the name but they make a thin glove for ice climbing, that is supposably pretty darn water resistant, and breaths quite well too. Expect to fork over quite a bit of cash though.
Keep in mind however, it does not matter how awesome and amazing the membrane is, the second you get snow through the cuff, it is over. This gets back to the whole stupidity thing.
The reason that I don't think you see a lot of gortex park gloves out there is that anything using gortex will be pretty darn expensive, just based on the manufacturing and design restrictions gore places on companies. Park gloves will have a tendency to get destroyed faster than say, some guy who only skis powder. Park skiers tend to do really silly things like grab their skis (edges) and fall, alot, non of which is very good for the gloves.
My recommendation is to go to your local hardware store, and try and find a good pair of all leather work gloves, with a lining of some sort. Get some hydrophobic grease/oil (Hestra makes some for example) and rub it into the gloves, than bake them in an ovan for a bit (be carful). update the grease throughout the year as necessary.