Washington skiers..

I know, but then i mouthed off and got grounded..

-Pull out the nine, pop in the clip (poW) let one slip, into these crazy fools.
 
dude apolegize and say u love them and beg then say you will make them dinner

Whistler is open this coming weekend!

Unity bros
 
yeah dude just play the I love you Card...buy your mom some flowers...DO SOMETHING!!!!

Unity....... word up!!!
 
exactly, you kno how many times I got bitched at for pushing doing something....but always sayyyy you love them and shit....dude your a skier if you dont come.....you cant come to the us opena nd x qualifier !!!!!

you are coming

Whistler is open this coming weekend!

Unity bros
 
I cant fucken do shit about it... there stubborn peices of shit..

-Pull out the nine, pop in the clip (poW) let one slip, into these crazy fools.
 
Just grab your skis and run away........well no dont do that...but this still sucks!

Unity....... word up!!!
 
Play by play....can schwags pull it out! hes 4 th and 10 yards! its along shot people....but a new player has entered the game, john schwagler can the unsung hero pulll it out for schwagler, lets watch and see...

hehehe

Whistler is open this coming weekend!

Unity bros
 
im working on it ... fuck! i was soo damned close a minute ago.

-Pull out the nine, pop in the clip (poW) let one slip, into these crazy fools.
 
If their's a will their's a way!!!!!!!!!!!!! Come on !!!! lets hear it! SCHWAGS SCHWAGS SCHWAGS!!

Unity....... word up!!!
 
YOU CAN DO IT SON!

fight it to they say yes!

they will sooner or later.

Whistler is open this coming weekend!

Unity bros
 
and then they went to bed.. hahaha fuck this sucks. i guess me and my bros are going sat now.. but that doesnt do to well to ski with all you guys.

-Pull out the nine, pop in the clip (poW) let one slip, into these crazy fools.
 
tooo bad sonnnnnnn

your gonna miss some nuttttz shitstill 8 or more are going which is sick

Siiick shit right ryannnnn oh lordy

so heather meadows everyone.....look 4 red 4runner like round 830-900

cya al then if you miss us just look fromt he bottom im sure you will be able to see us...

Jef

Whistler is open this coming weekend!

Unity bros
 
Just got back home from Baker to find High Society in the mailbox. That was a nice trip. You guys did a nice job with your jumps. Sorry I didn't introduce myself to most of you; I'm kind of a shy guy.

I had to head to home because I wanted to drive in the daylight, and my fingers were completely numb from wearing my wet gloves.

Is it just me, or did that bearded guy who dropped by seem stoned?

 
I also noticed that I have forgotten everything I learned about skiing last season. I could barely make a turn on the way back down.

 
attention all WA skiers. can you all come to my house for a meet and greet. apparently my mom needs to sit down and have a 3 hour chat with all of you before i can go up to the mountain with you. stupid ultra-conservative christian mom.

 
hahah sounds like my mom.. today she said she wants me banned from the internet cause she doesnt like how i've been meeting and skiing with all you guys! oh well.. she can go to hell.. after Jan. 1, when i'm not grounded!

*brooke*

'What's the deal with freestyle skiing? Is that shit cool now or something? At the Calgary Sno Jam they had all those faggy white boy dreads going. I just wanted to know what was up. Are they like inliners to skaters or are they accepted?' -found in th Media Militia section of Snowboarder Magazine
 
'i'm going up with matt'

'I DON'T EVEN KNOW HIM'

'he was at our house a while ago'

'not long enough for me to know who he is'

'you are right mom, you should probably go do a background check and call your circle of housewives to find out if matt has ever tp'd a house or drives too fast through the neighborhoods'

'why are you obsessed with skiing? do you get high from it?'

'i do it because i like it. yes it's an adrenaline rush'

'just what kind of drugs do you do up there?'

'strictly heroin mom. black tar heroin'

at this point in the conversation i left the room and punched the wall very hard.

 
AHAHHAHAHA! Oh man that is funny. Just take off dude....what is she gonna do? ground you? then just take off again....she will get it eventually.

Peace,

Matt

'If there's grass on the field then play ball'

~long lost father of the mad posting bros;)~
 
-OR- If she is an ultra conservative christian just say that skiing brings you closer to god or somethihn hehehe

Matt

'If there's grass on the field then play ball'

~long lost father of the mad posting bros;)~
 
hahh that sounds like a conversation i had with my mom today!

*brooke*

'What's the deal with freestyle skiing? Is that shit cool now or something? At the Calgary Sno Jam they had all those faggy white boy dreads going. I just wanted to know what was up. Are they like inliners to skaters or are they accepted?' -found in th Media Militia section of Snowboarder Magazine
 
hahaahaha i know it!!!!!!!

-Pull out the nine, pop in the clip (poW) let one slip, into these crazy fools.
 
Who said anything about changign her mind? Just calmly state 'Mother you are being completely irrational and I refuse to accept your reasoning if you are not goign to provide me with some sort of logical basis for these ridiculous accusations then I refuse to obey you concerning this issue' And then just walk out the door. Hahhaha all calm. Is she going to tackle you and keep you from going?

Matt

'If there's grass on the field then play ball'

~long lost father of the mad posting bros;)~
 
Broox i need you! ryan is not showing his damned face

-Pull out the nine, pop in the clip (poW) let one slip, into these crazy fools.
 
We cdns are normal.....

DUDE, I may be short, but when snow is up past my waste thats still a fuckload of fresh snow....so you better come...I GOT FUKCING WORK OFF! saturday 10 at heather meadows again

Whistler is open this coming weekend!

Unity bros
 
yeah guys, go if you can! it was badass and well worth getting grounded to go ski in that much powder.. mmmmmmmm

*brooke*

'What's the deal with freestyle skiing? Is that shit cool now or something? At the Calgary Sno Jam they had all those faggy white boy dreads going. I just wanted to know what was up. Are they like inliners to skaters or are they accepted?' -found in th Media Militia section of Snowboarder Magazine
 
Fuck it dude jsut suck it up and walk out. What the hell....your mom ain't going to tackle you....and if she tries to then just run and scream liek a girl. hahahah. It iwll work thoguh

Matt

'If there's grass on the field then play ball'

~long lost father of the mad posting bros;)~
 
Goddamn you guys... I didn't check this place 'til now- and it's 10:15 Saturday morning. I SO would've gone! Friday was fun as hell... Brooke you should definately run away and live with me; my conversation w/ my parents:

Me: I can't go to dinner Friday

Mom: why not?

Me: I'm going to baker to meet a bunch of kids

Mom: what kids?

Me: kids I met on ns.com. they all ski.

Dad: oooh, okay- it's about time (hates snowboarders)

Mom: well have fun sweety

Me: see you later

Dad: careful for avalanches

NEXT MORNING

(after bringing in my boots from the cold for me)

Dad: did you have a good time?

Me: yes, I nearly killed myself, twice.

Dad: (chuckles, even though he knows I'm 100% serious) good, good. was the snow good?

Me: yes, lots of it

Dad: well goddamn! It's about time you started skiing more, gettin' more serious. Jesus! I've been waiting 10 years for this. (referring to me and my relatively new love of skiing)

--------------------

charley ;)
 
yeah heres my post with the bitch *my mom* on the phone

mom: what did you do today?

me: not much.. went up to baker and skied

mom: with who?

me: my friends

mom: who?

me: charley,her friend sophie, andy, jeff, sean, paul, ryan, and a couple kids whose names i didnt catch.

mom: how did you meet them?

me: i met most of them a couple weeks ago

mom: how?

me: umm skiing and on the internet.

mom: why do you do the stupidest things and run away to go skiing?

me: cause skiing is all i care about.

mom: well we're gonna have a talk when you get home.

me: but we're talking right now

mom: well we're talking when you get home..

yeah so needless to say when i got off the phone my dad layed down the rules.. i can only ski with patrol until jan 1 :( charley! i'm gonna miss you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*brooke*

'What's the deal with freestyle skiing? Is that shit cool now or something? At the Calgary Sno Jam they had all those faggy white boy dreads going. I just wanted to know what was up. Are they like inliners to skaters or are they accepted?' -found in th Media Militia section of Snowboarder Magazine
 
hahah once again i'm reminded of the monty python flick where they say, RUN AWAY RUN AWAY! haha.. yeah charley, i'm so sad.. there is hope though.. my dad didnt say anything about that to my mom, so i'll still get to ski lots, just not whistler dec. 14th though :( dont worry hun!

*brooke*

'What's the deal with freestyle skiing? Is that shit cool now or something? At the Calgary Sno Jam they had all those faggy white boy dreads going. I just wanted to know what was up. Are they like inliners to skaters or are they accepted?' -found in th Media Militia section of Snowboarder Magazine
 
OK dammit! I didnt get on until saturday night and I would have gone for sure! I never got to do the tow in jump cuz it got dark. Hey Mtw were you the guy in the freeze beanie? dude you should have said something! hehe o-well, Friday was fun I just wish that damn in-run wasnt so fucked! I'm pretty pissed about that whole thing! atleast i got to climb up that roof and jump off that was kinda fun. Next time no messing around, I havent gotten a good day of jumping yet this year and I'm starting to get pissed about it! Hey Jeff how was today? did the tow in jump work?

Unity....... word up!!!
 
Yep, that was me in the Freeze beanie. I'm somewhat of a shy person, so I don't talk too much. Which guy were you?

 
Damn if I would have know that was you I would have introduced myself...I was in the black coat and green pants.

Unity....... word up!!!
 
hmmmmmm it was good. Re learned rodeo 5 lu kangs which wa snice...but thats about it.

Ill go again tomor if people pay me...haha Ive driven so much this weekend

Whistler is open this coming weekend!

Unity bros
 
i was the dude that wasnt there.

-Pull out the nine, pop in the clip (poW) let one slip, into these crazy fools.
 
but matt i sooooo named the jump after you on friday.. i announced it.. it was great fun! hehe

*brooke*

'What's the deal with freestyle skiing? Is that shit cool now or something? At the Calgary Sno Jam they had all those faggy white boy dreads going. I just wanted to know what was up. Are they like inliners to skaters or are they accepted?' -found in th Media Militia section of Snowboarder Magazine
 
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