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You know what’s not smart? Tweeting about being on the lam. Who
would do such a thing? If you guessed former UFC fighter turned porn
star War Machine you’d be correct.
War Machine (real name Jon Koppenhaver) starred in a season of The
Ultimate Fighter in 2007, then went on to have a pretty successful
professional career of 10 wins and three losses in 13 fights. After
being kicked out of the UFC for making controversial comments (and
refusing a proposed fight), he bounced around various independent mixed
martial arts promotions.
All of that ended a few weeks ago when he signed on with a
pornographic film talent agency. He shot a few scenes (I’m sure you can
find them if you look around), and everything seemed to be going well
for War Machine. But, being War Machine (read: sorta crazy), you knew
it wasn’t going to last.
It didn’t. War Machine attended the birthday party of a famous porn
lady at the weekend in Los Angeles. It went well for a little while,
but then he, I don’t know, lost his mind.
Here’s an account from the Wrestling Observer:
I attended a Bday party for a well known porn chick last night in LA
and former UFC fighter and now male porn star War Machine showed up. He
was invited and was being normal and cool…Something happened with him
and another porn chick (believed to be a girl he’s dating) and all hell
broke loose…He snapped (roid rage) and broke one guys’ nose, knocked
out another guys’ tooth, and knocked out another guy who had to be
taken to the hospital. ..Police and paramedics were called…War Machine
was able to get away before the cops arrived…He has since been taken
off of his agents’ site and needless to say his career in porn may be
no more.
All well and good—and hilarious—but not necessarily relevant to us here.
Until War Machine decided to tweet about his night.
Fuck…last night was NOT good…lil’ misunderstanding and
then WM was back in effect and the bodies hit the floor. I’m
fucked…Pretty sure my porn days are over. Prolly be going to jail
too…when they find me…haha
Can I just say how amazing the phrase “WM was back in effect” is? Yes, I think I can.
It’s interesting to note that the most salacious tweet, the one taunting the police to find him, has since been deleted.
And then there’s this tweet:
I love wasting money on bail…lol
Let this be a lesson to y’all: if you freak out at a party, and
knock people out left and right, and fully expect to be questioned by
the police over your involvement, don’t tweet something like, “I dare
you to find me, copper!”
Spark notes - Ex-UFC fighter turned porn star starts breaking heads in an orgy
You know what’s not smart? Tweeting about being on the lam. Who
would do such a thing? If you guessed former UFC fighter turned porn
star War Machine you’d be correct.
War Machine (real name Jon Koppenhaver) starred in a season of The
Ultimate Fighter in 2007, then went on to have a pretty successful
professional career of 10 wins and three losses in 13 fights. After
being kicked out of the UFC for making controversial comments (and
refusing a proposed fight), he bounced around various independent mixed
martial arts promotions.
All of that ended a few weeks ago when he signed on with a
pornographic film talent agency. He shot a few scenes (I’m sure you can
find them if you look around), and everything seemed to be going well
for War Machine. But, being War Machine (read: sorta crazy), you knew
it wasn’t going to last.
It didn’t. War Machine attended the birthday party of a famous porn
lady at the weekend in Los Angeles. It went well for a little while,
but then he, I don’t know, lost his mind.
Here’s an account from the Wrestling Observer:
I attended a Bday party for a well known porn chick last night in LA
and former UFC fighter and now male porn star War Machine showed up. He
was invited and was being normal and cool…Something happened with him
and another porn chick (believed to be a girl he’s dating) and all hell
broke loose…He snapped (roid rage) and broke one guys’ nose, knocked
out another guys’ tooth, and knocked out another guy who had to be
taken to the hospital. ..Police and paramedics were called…War Machine
was able to get away before the cops arrived…He has since been taken
off of his agents’ site and needless to say his career in porn may be
no more.
All well and good—and hilarious—but not necessarily relevant to us here.
Until War Machine decided to tweet about his night.
Fuck…last night was NOT good…lil’ misunderstanding and
then WM was back in effect and the bodies hit the floor. I’m
fucked…Pretty sure my porn days are over. Prolly be going to jail
too…when they find me…haha
Can I just say how amazing the phrase “WM was back in effect” is? Yes, I think I can.
It’s interesting to note that the most salacious tweet, the one taunting the police to find him, has since been deleted.
And then there’s this tweet:
I love wasting money on bail…lol
Let this be a lesson to y’all: if you freak out at a party, and
knock people out left and right, and fully expect to be questioned by
the police over your involvement, don’t tweet something like, “I dare
you to find me, copper!”
Spark notes - Ex-UFC fighter turned porn star starts breaking heads in an orgy