Walks into class with massive goggle tan....

caspie

caspie

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And everybody asks, "Did you go snowboarding?"...

Only my ski friends respect the goggle than.

No, I ski, you should now that, I wear my "I am a skier shirt" to school constantly.

Your guys skiing rage at school?
 
Yes, there is quite a bit of skiing rage at my school. Most of it seems to be directed at ski patrol though, I mean they did blow up chads gap and all
 
nobody understands that the goggle tan is a mark of pride for skiers. girls always freak out that they have a goggle tan and only true skiers can understand what it means to have this raccoon face. the goggle tan is a very misunderstood concept that few want but most disregard as bad.
 
almost kinda, at my school, which is no joke like two minutes from Loon, which for those who don't know is one of the biggest mountains in new hampshire, me and like three other kids are into freestyle skiing, our race team does alright but pretty much everyone does it just because theres nothing else to do in the winter. but the "rage" or more annoyance comes in with this kid who does USASA and competes in their gay agegroup shit and does well because theres like no good kids in USASA here because all the good kids to USSA. kids freak the fuck out over how amazing this kid is, he's getting an article in the school newspaper for a win for his agegroup at USASA nationals skiercross and like 17th in slopestyle, and my trips to steamboat for our nationals and 14th at NFPPOS gets an, oh thats where you went
 
So I walk in to school after spring break with a pretty gnarly goggle tann. Everyone was like calling me raccoon face. I thought it was funny bc al the kids who ski at my school are dumb and can't even 180. They're all like "why do youlook like a raccoon". I responded with " bc I actually know how to ski and it is awesome". And all the kids looked the same even after they went to Florida and Hawaii.
 
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this, IMO goggle tan look dumb but ohhhh well it might be cause I rarely get one and I'm not used to those. It looks like you don't wash you face haha even if I know it's only a goggle tan.
 
if my count was correct before this 8 out of the 16 replies in this were regarding the question over whether or not that kid is in elementary school, and if so who gets her(?) just thought that id add statistics to you pedophilia
 
There is only 1 other park skier at my school. then its all snowboarders and gapers. most the so called "snowboarders" have gone up like once and are all on shawn whites dick and thinks skiing is ghey. the rest are park kids that have semi respect for skiers. and everyone that has neever been up to the mountains to ski/board thinks skiing is ghey. if i were ever to wear a "I am a skier" shirt, the only person that would respect it would be my english teacher, but he is an middle aged semi bitter man on tgr.
 
I got a steezy one over spring break except it was also kinda a burn and my face was dry and flaking for days, and it was pretty much gone by the time I got back to school cuz I did other stuff outside... so nobody got to witness the wonderours steeze.
 
At least he's on tgr. I don't think any of my teachers ski/snowboard, and my school only has burton fucks. The closest thing to an nser is this guy that rides 4frnts, but he doesn't even go to the park. And he doesn't want to make an ns account...
 
i met jeremy jones once in october, and he said he hadnt ridden in several months. No shit he still had a very well defined goggle tan. permagoggletan.
 
Only a "good" goggle tan is a mark of pride. Hell, any tourist can get a tan at Breck with 2 bluebird days. The trick is to have that tan all season, something I strive for!
 
this describes my school perfectly. only there are no snowboarders and no teachers on tgr. not that i know of anyway. i'm like a lone wolf when it comes to skiing park. it sucks.
 
i over hear this dumb bitch from across the room..

her- hey derp, do you ski or snowboard?

her friend- i snowboard.

her- yeah me too i use to ski but now i snow board skiing is just so gay.

me- hey hey woah watch what you're saying.

her- oh do you ski?

me- yeah.

her- yeah snowboarding is better.

me- how is that?

her- ....it just is.. i mean the first time i went snowboarding i got hurt and i've never crashed while skiing.

me- so that makes snowbarding better? (mega facepalm level 99, turn around continue doing my work.)

dumb bitches.

 
where i live in OZ is about a 6 hour drive from any resort, but me and my mates all respect the goggle tan regardless of whether you ski or board. plus the chicks dig it, they think your pretty hard core, little do they know australia only has hills with ice, not mountains with snow...
 
hahahaha amazing

no one that skis or boards in england knows what happened to your face so you get some weird looks
 
"why is your face...dirty?"

"yo that's some serious 5 o'clock shadow"

"wanna fuck?"

all things the goggle tan makes people say
 
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