Wait... wait let me say something

"im in a glass box of emotion"

"I always though that dogs, laid eggs"

"... and i have an eleven inch penis.. around!"

"im a real boy"

thats about it
 
J.P. Prewitt: The truth is male models have been assassinating world

leaders for over 200 years. Abe Lincoln wanted to abolish slavery,

right? Well, who do you think made the silk stockings and powdered wigs

worn by our early leaders?

Derek Zoolander: Mugatu!

J.P. Prewitt: [pauses] Slaves, Derek. So they hired John Wilkes Booth

to do Mr. Lincoln in. The first model/actor! Dallas. 1963. John F.

Kennedy.

Matilda: Lee Harvey Oswald wasn't a male model.

J.P. Prewitt: You're goddamn right he wasn't, but the two lookers who capped Kennedy from the Grassy Knoll sure as shit were!
 
"I invented the piano key neck tie. I invented it! What have you done, Derek? NOTHING!"

"I miss my donkey"
 
my roomates are gonna get me rims for x mas, my sister said i should get a cb so i can talk to other car beds.
 
"A gun rack? I don't own a gun, let alone many guns that would necessitate the use of an entire rack. What am I going to do... with a gun rack?"
 
Alex: Anyway, I was wondering if maybe I could crash here for a while.

Dante: Whoa, I don't know, man. I got a business to run. This is like my office as well as my home. Plus, the lion comes in a couple days.

Alex: You're getting a lion?

Dante: Yeah.

Alex: Why?

Dante: To protect my shit.

Alex: Never heard of a dog?

Dante: Dude, you can get past a dog. Nobody fucks with a lion.
 
Kashyyyk is a world enveloped in immense forests. Inland, the trees are so tall and dense that a layered ecoystem has evolved within its branches. The closer one approaches to the forest floor, the more dangerous and primeval the environment becomes. Wookiees inhabit the upper levels of the forest, having built their massive cities within the interwoven canopy.

Though Wookiees do have a primitive appearance, they are quite comfortable with advanced technology. They can repair and maintain modern starships. They have developed a unique projectile weapon called a bowcaster. The Wookiee city of Thikkiiana was one of the key manufacturers of sophisticated computer componentry in the New Republic.

An average adult Wookiee stands more than two meters tall, and has a lifespan of several centuries. Aside from great strength and keen senses, Wookiees also have impressive regenerative abilities that allow them to recover from injury at a remarkable rate. Wookiees also have wickedly curved retractable claws used for climbing. Wookiee honor dictates that these claws are never used in fighting. A Wookiee that breaks this covenant is shunned and exiled, branded a "madclaw" and banished from the cities.

Wookiees are deeply respectful of nature, and have a strong connection to the sanctity of their world's ecology. When the Empire began exploiting the Wookiee homeworld, it was as if the giant people felt the pain inflicted upon Kashyyyk. Wookiees have also shown their own particular affinity for the Force.

When the Empire legalized slavery, one of the first species to profit were the Trandoshans. These reptilians are from a world neighboring Kashyyyk, and have long had grievances with the Wookiees.

Though Wookiees can understand Basic, and other galactic languages, their limited vocal apparatus can only produce their native tongues. The most common Wookiee language is Shyriiwook, a dialect of barks, growls, howls and roars. Wookiee language is very complex and liquid. Violence is such an everyday concern that there are 15 separate words for it in the Wookiee vocabulary. Wood and the crafting of woodwork and technology is so important that over 100 words exist to describe it.

Wookiees have a primitive patriarchy with a complicated lineage structure, initiation rites, and a religion that rejects materialism. One of the most important Wookiee customs is Life Day, wherein extended Wookiee families gather and celebrate a day of joy and harmony, as promised by the Tree of Life. Even the Imperial blockade could not keep Wookiees from recognizing this most important day.

Wookiees greatly value morality, courage, compassion and loyalty. A sacred and ancient Wookiee tradition is that of the honor family. An honor family comprises a Wookiee's closest friends and companions. These family members pledge a commitment to lay down their lives for one another, as well as members of any honor families these individuals may have. Like the similarly sacred Wookiee life debt, Wookiees extend this tradition to members outside their species. Chewbacca considered Han Solo, Leia Organa Solo, their children and Luke Skywalker part of his honor family.

After the Empire was overthrown, the Imperial slaving operation collapsed. The invading Nagai aliens attempted to resurrect the despicable practice, but were repulsed by agents from the Alliance of Free Planets. Nothing related.
 
haha best movie of all time, no question, how about waynes world 2

So there, I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylone, at about 3 O'clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night.

So, Jeff Beck pops his head 'round the door, and mentions there's a little sweets shop on the edge of town. So we go. And it's closed. So there's me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby, breaking into that little sweets shop, eh.

Well instead of a guard dog they've got this bloody great big bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopkeeper and his son..that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes. Nasty business, really, but sure enough I got the M&Ms and Ozzy went on stage and did a great show.
 
"An old man dies. Little girl lives. Fair trade"

"Who are you besides an angel of mercy giving a -time loser like me the night of his life"

"I don't know why you died, Goldie. I don't know why and I don't know how. I never even met you before tonight. But you were a friend and more when I needed one. And when I found out who did it, it won't be quick and quiet like it was with you. It'll be loud and nasty. My kind of kill. And when his eyes go dead, the Hell I send him to will seem like Heaven after what I've done to him"

"Take it off

What?

Fine coat like that, and you're bleeding all over it"

"Find out for yourself. While you're at it, ask yourself...If that corpse of a slut is worth dying for. Worth dying for. Worth killing for. Worth going to hell for"

fuckin love sin city. best movie ive ever seen

 
"You want a smoke?

What, you don't smoke??

What are you one of those fitness freaks???

Go fuck yourself"

Alec Baldwin in "The Departed"
 
I DIDN'T WATCH MY BUDDIES DIE FACE DOWN IN THE MUCK, TO COME BACK HERE AND NOT BE ABLE TO ENJOY A CUP OF FUCKING COFFEE!
 
as my old grand pappy, ol reliable, used to say.... I dont recon ive mentioned old old reliable-lady and the tramp
 
"what's this??"

"you must not be a golfer"

and

"Where's the money lebowski?!"

"it's down there somewhere let me take another look."

-big lebowski

AND

"That john denver's full of shit man, I thought the rocky mountains would be a whole lot rockier."

and

"it's like I'm running at an incredibly fast pace."

- Dumb and dumber

two of THE BEST movies in history
 
toby...toby...toby wong...toby chong...toby chan...charley chan. i got modonnas big dick coming out of my left ear and toby whos gives a shit coming out of my right.
 
'he has emotional problems walter'

'what, besides pacifism? i dabbled in pacifism once, not during nam of course'

'sampsonite! i was way off!'
 
"shut the fuck up Donny...you're out of your element"

"Nothing to be afraid of Donny, they're just Nihilists. They're cowards"
 
This next one is an open apology to the aliens whom abducted me and to whom i inflicted great destruction upon while having a panic attack aboard the mothership... autobigraphical.

-So I married an Axe Murderer.
 
Uh-oh We're late

For what?

For school dude

Oh yeah

Excuse me, when did the Monguls rule China?

I don't know. I just work here.

Wanna try the Thrifty Mart.

Sure

You can see where Churchill took a tom,

or whatever you Yanks do in Jolly Old.

Tom?

Tom. A tomtit, shit.

It's rhyming slang.

Like bees and honey for money.

Like I could say to you,

give me the fucking bees.

And mad props to anyone if they can name the movie that last quote was form

 
"fee fi fo fum..i smell..THE FINGERPRINTS OF SCUM!!!"

"FINE. LETS do all the things that YOU wanna do."

Garth Algar: [getting a suck-cut[/i]] Aaaahh! Turn it off man, turn it off! It's sucking my will to live! Oh, the humanity!

Ace: Take that, you winged spawn of Satan!

Ace: [parking[/i]] Like a glove!

Ace: [spying on the Wachutu tribe through a bush[/i]] "Wunderbar!", he exclaimed with great relish.

Ace: OK, all looks good, you know, you never really know until you check things out yourself.

Fulton Greenwall: Well, aren't you going to go investigate?

Ace: ITS DARK IN THERE... I MIGHT FALL INTO A PRECIPICE!

Ouda: Here you go.

[hands him torch[/i]]

Ace: [gives look[/i]] Spank you, Helpy Helperton...

pretty much anything from ace ventura:when nature calls or waynes world..or anchorman
 
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