Voldemort and Death Eaters Take Over Grand Central Station

is that Improv Everywhere? a couple years ago they did a time stop in Grand Central, everyone just stopped moving for a minute, hilarious.

also hundreds of them once walked into best buy wearing blue polos and khakis and interacted just walked around
 
i dunno, i just watched the 5th movie for whatever reason, and fred and george made a dragon firework like gandalfs, only it was like 1/50th the size. harry potter magic might have something on gandalfs..

and i thought this was going to be a rad, high production advertisement event put on by WB, and i was extremely disappointed
 
why do people care so much about this harry potter movie?

the books and first 6 movies were incredibly popular but the 7th movie has become this insane cult following that people jizz over. i don't get it. j.k. rowling is a horrible writer. sure, it's entertaining and i enjoyed the books, but they're meant for children
 
reading is such a pain. so are movies. i get bored during movies. it should be like a 10 second wave of information that hits you in the face so you can get home and play call of duty
 
The general plot would have been absolutely excellent on its own without the prologue and the happily-ever-after shit at the end. That it was written for children is to be expected, since she started the whole thing as a bedtime story for her kids, and since she didn't really know where she was going to take the plot when she started. Horcruxes? What the fuck are those about, I'm sure she just invented them because she needed a 7th book in the series, otherwise we'd have heard at least a mention of them beforehand.

Had the books been written in Tolkien's english, they would have been far better... but they would not have surpassed LOTR by any stretch of the imagination. Wouldn't even scratch the cover.
 
The books rule. I'm trying to figure out a polite way to say fuck you. Screw you? Die in a hole? Wait...
I’m going to have to head down there and I will rain down in a godly fuck’n fire storm upon you, your going to have to call the fuck’n United Nation to get a fuck’n binding resolution to keep me from fuck’n destroying you! I Am Talking Scorched Earth Mother Fucker! I will Massacre You! I WILL FUCK YOU UP!

There it is.
 
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