Viva la Bam...

Scoot

Scoot

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fucking hilarious! esp, last week when knoxville cut bam's hummer into a convertible!

Small, simple, safe price. Rise the wake and carry me with all of my regrets. This is not a small cut that scabs and dries and flakes and heals. And I am not afraid to die. I\'m not afraid to bleed and fuck and fight. I want the pain of payment. What\'s left but a section of pigmy-sized cuts. Much like a slew of a thousand unwanted fucks. Would you be my little cut? Would you be my thousand fucks? And make mark leaving space for the guilt to be liquid. To fill and spill over and under my thoughts. My sad, sorry, selfish craft of the cutter. I\'m cutting trying to picture your black broken heart. Love is not like anything, especially a fucking knife!

- Bert McCracken
 
haha, 34 more minutes

holy shit!!!111!1! he has more hten one namne??>?? omggg!! what a sux0rz@!! LOL

I wrote the words to this song on the back of a photograph

Behind your back it goes

A little something like this is way to big to miss....
 
that show is fucking retarted. bam is a moron who is fucking spoild as hell. his parents don't do anything when he destroys the house and shit. fucking spoild white trash

'...and i'm FRENCH! not all people in my country are stupid!'

- punk-rider

'collars up are officially gay, but layering 2 polo shirts is still acceptable'

-ATLANTASKI

'r u sayin we r being censored by da goverment?

fuck pussy dick suckin lips'

-freeze_pooter
 
that show is fucking retarted. bam is a moron who is fucking spoild as hell. his parents don't do anything when he destroys the house and shit. fucking spoild white trash

'...and i'm FRENCH! not all people in my country are stupid!'

- punk-rider

'collars up are officially gay, but layering 2 polo shirts is still acceptable'

-ATLANTASKI

'r u sayin we r being censored by da goverment?

fuck pussy dick suckin lips'

-freeze_pooter
 
^the only reason he is 'spoiled' is cuz he makes a shit load of money as a pro skater retard!

Small, simple, safe price. Rise the wake and carry me with all of my regrets. This is not a small cut that scabs and dries and flakes and heals. And I am not afraid to die. I\'m not afraid to bleed and fuck and fight. I want the pain of payment. What\'s left but a section of pigmy-sized cuts. Much like a slew of a thousand unwanted fucks. Would you be my little cut? Would you be my thousand fucks? And make mark leaving space for the guilt to be liquid. To fill and spill over and under my thoughts. My sad, sorry, selfish craft of the cutter. I\'m cutting trying to picture your black broken heart. Love is not like anything, especially a fucking knife!

- Bert McCracken
 
HAHAHA r u retarded skiunit the reason his parents dont care is becuz mtv is payinthem a shitload too. Do u see his dad goin to work n e more. They are all part of the act. If sumone said they would pay u a couple hundred thousand a season to let ur kid do some crazy shit u would say yes!!!

Pete is currently sulking around Mt. Hood, shooting with Poor Boyz Productions and hitting on Kristi Leskinen. She hates guys, Pete lamented, so it’s not going good. Apparently Canada isn’t the only thing that’s tough for Pete to get into.

-kamikaze

 
yeah, when i saw the title of this thread i was going to talk about the prank one but you already mentioned it. im not a big bam fan but that was god damn funny

-Dan
 
Uhh fucktard that is his house and he bought it for his family, The way i see it is he earned everything he has so he can fucking do what he want's with it. He get's all his money through adio and mtv not to mention his many video's so shut up.

..Seth Pistols rock my fuckin socks..
 
its all about the old cky movies.. only the real bam fans know about his roots

-Bon Bons

**Stept Productions**

Enom Headwear.

'got caught with underage drinking and a bong. anyone know what charges i could be facing?' -keukawake

'being a badass, first degree'- Melvs
 
I love it when Bam fucks up Don Vito's car,pulls it on its side squish it,even hang it on a tree...

Bam is the man,that kid never gets board

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-I'm not lazy,I party to 5 am,others get tired at 2am -JF Cusson

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-Why do stuff today when you can put off to tomorow?-Jecht

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-If I kick you in the balls,why does you stomac hurt?

-What happens when you wake up in prison and you cant remember how you got there?

All these questions you have never asked.

 
damn! viva la bam sucks! he just tried to keep jackass (that was a real cool show) going on by doing his own show. it's not only stupid, it's also not funny.

fortunately, it can't b worse than 'dirty sanchez' ...

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PUNK'S NOT DEAD!

RAILS SUCK!

POWDER SKIING RULES!

DEATH TO SNOWBOARD-ERS!!

VOTE BUSH!!
 
dude bam is cool, but its so played out right now...

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My Hardy Boys are killing me... it's no mystery!

*NS Skateboarders Cult*
 
you need a group, like jackass, to be doing the stunts not just 1 dude. its not funny like that

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Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it.

D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.

land of the free???@#! haha right... free to the power of the people in uniform

skiin', smokin', snackin', sexin', sleepin'... all anyone needs in life
 
^maybe for the first time, i agree

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PUNK'S NOT DEAD!

RAILS SUCK!

POWDER SKIING RULES!

DEATH TO SNOWBOARD-ERS!!

VOTE BUSH!!
 
i dont know, i find viva la bam funnier than a lot of the jackass episodes. i just saw the civil war one last night, it was damn funny.

Boston Red Sox 2004 World Champions
 
the show is pretty stupid

its not funny at all anymore...but one time their was some good skating in it.

Go take a hike...and dont forget the trail mix bitch
 
I think the show is hilarous and the funniest on TV right now...besides Southpark

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Jib and Huck...livin life to the best
 
i remember when raab shit on a window in front of these people.

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Good Fun With A Hand Gun.

Future Canadian
 
gay show alert. i dont need to watch how some rich sk8r boi wastes money on retarded shit like EIFFEL TOWER Sk8PRKZ. fuck him.

p.s. ^ hilary duff is ugly.

 
^^ps hilary duff is hott

viva la bam is not that good. but its better than punk'd. i would just watch pimp my ride all day

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this way is a waterslide away for me to chase her fuller every day

 
viva la bam and southpark are the two best shows

'have another wank over the fact that us dum aussies cant spell to save our lives and fuck wombats.'

- aussiepimp
 
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