Vishnu nightmare

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beepski

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Last night I dead ass had a dream where my wife’s started turning into noodles. At first it was kinda sick but then they started becoming unride able. Shit literally woke me up I was so devastated, I was like damn I bough them last month and now there noodles. Thankfully just a dream.
 
I can sort of relate.

One time I woke up from a dream to find that my wife’s vishnus had become noodles. Tried to warranty them but the assholes at headquarters accused me of shipping them soggy noodles instead of skis. They didn’t seem to get it. Wife was upset to say the least.
 
14594252:GayWolf420 said:
Dont get married I guess, dude.
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idk why this is downvoted I thought it was funny. was reading the post trying to figure out why his wife was turning into noodles
 
Even worse... i had a nightmare that my wife actually SKIIED and i could never just relax and shred w the boys in peace n harmony.
 
I had a dream where I was gay and I bought vishnus but luckily when I woke up my wife’s boyfriend comforted me and we went and rode our j skis into the sunset
 
14594376:KilaTsunami said:
Even worse... i had a nightmare that my wife actually SKIIED and i could never just relax and shred w the boys in peace n harmony.
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Not gonna lie. The day my wife decided to stop going to the mountain with me changed everything.
 
Holy I just had that same dream but my wife’s noodles became soggy. Then I starved and died because soggy wife’s noodles.
 
14594399:CantThinkOfaName said:
I had a dream where I was gay and I bought vishnus but luckily when I woke up my wife’s boyfriend comforted me and we went and rode our j skis into the sunset
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lmfao why are all the comments on your profile "welch village thug"?? ?
 
i had a dream where i thought i overdosed on fentanyl lucky i woke up with a 800 dollar ambiance bill
 
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