Vermont Teen Stole Corpse's Head To Make Bong

PaleCelery

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I just stumbled on this and figured I'd share, even though its old news. (2006) This is almost too good to be true. I'll just copy past you the news story, since I doubt I could do it justice. The only thing I wonder is, how did it rip?

ST. JOHNSBURY,

VT---A Vermont teenager has been sentenced to serve between one and

seven years in prison for breaking into a tomb and cutting off the head

of a corpse in order to make the skull into a bong for smoking

marijuana.

Nickolas Buckalew, 18, of Morrisville, pleaded

guilty to intentionally removing or injuring a tombstone and

intentionally disinterring and carrying away the remains of a human

body, both felonies.

He has been given credit for the 14 months he served while awaiting

trial and has been sent to a residential treatment facility for

facilities with acknowledged mental health issues.

Buckalew broke into a tomb last April, opened a casket and cut the head

from a corpse in addition to stealing eyeglasses and a bow tie from the

dead man. He reportedly wrapped the head in plastic bags and removed it

to his home. He allegedly told his friends that he had done it because

he was bored. The friends then went to the cemetery to check out his

story and found that the body in the described casket was indeed

headless.

Police found the head wrapped in bags along with other materials

including part of the damaged casket when they executed a search

warrant at Buckalew's home. 6-29-06
http://www.northcountrygazette.org/articles/062906CorpsesHead.html
 
It is a repost, but I haven't seen it since last summer or so...

Just thought I'd contribute to this thread haha
 
^ thats the beauty of it i thinkit works well as a gravity bong, using the ears as the bowl let the water drain out of the skull and inhale through eyesat least thats what i do
 
that is truly fucked up... if youre gonna make a skull bong, at least buy a fake skull somewhere, instead of taking it off a corpse.
 
*more jail. if some stupid ass kid decapitated my grandfather's corpse, i'd want him to pay for it. that's not only completely retarded, but so disrespectful.
 
i can't believe that you are all getting upset over a kid from vermont, doing his part to save the environment by recycling an old skull that no one was using to make something he needed.

sounds like solid conservationism to me.
 
hooolllyy shittt. I think this was a kid on 4chan. He posted mad pics, it was an archived thread that someone took a screen shot of and posted.
 
i cant believe no one said this yet...
i bet he had some KILLER hits!! get it? cuz its a skull!!!

ok im done making shitty jokes
 
I'm not even big on the skull bong idea, but damn that's messed up. A real human skull? That would just freak me out every time I smoked out of it..
 
holy shit, has anyone been to St.Johnsbury? the town is filled with incest and rednecks. Their whole community revolves around the dunkin donuts, its crazy.
 
Nickolas_Buckalew.jpg
 
haha yea i read about that awhile ago, and recently i came upon this video, and i found this guy to be deush. so i went back and found it.

 
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