Venom Energy...

[Jib-Life]

So I needed a boost this morning and the only energy drink was Venom, the Mojave Rattler.

It gives you energy, but it also turns u into an evil I will kill everything in my path monster.

I swear to christ on the ingredients it says:

"Made of: Drugs, Hatred and Viper Jizz."

I would not recommend it, at all.

 

[andrew.]

sounds like my kind of drink. mix it with alcohol for best results.

 

[Jib-Life]

omg the rear end would not be happy with me one bit if I did that.

 

[VT_FLO]

side effects include: Punching walls, Screaming, looking at your biceps in the mirror, starting fights with small people, becoming aggressive toward women, heart attack, stroke, high blood pressure, kidney stones, the runs, sudden fascination with hair gel, addiction to hair gel, excessive talking about "getting pussy tonight", sudden bursts of the phrase "jaegerbombs"

 

[Jib-Life]

nah side effects of this shit where.

Calling out your girlfriends mom and then punching an airplane out of the sky.

Then spending 4 hours with fiery anus.

Now I feel like my muscles have atrophied.

gonna try the lime flavor tomorrow.

 

[VT_FLO]

so thats how it happened....

 

[Julien.]

haha^

 

[Peter.]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA