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Meh42

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any of you got any brilliant ideas for gettin free shit/ money out of vending machines? (besides huckin the neighborhood fatkid into them)

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we used to have a soda machine where if you hit it while u were making your choice 2 would come out, nto all the tim hto

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yeah dont more people die tipping those than get bit by sharks or some other random trivia...

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yeah well also, our security guard / janitor guy who weighs like 300 pounds has an office about 15 feet away, he can't see the machines, but he can sure as hell hear the banging. hes not there all the time though.... hmmmm

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press the same button quickly u get a secon one free,or hot glue fishing wire to a loonie, or if ur american 25cent and bob it up and down.

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they need red bull vending machines.

with 12 oz red bulls

drool

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I know a few tricks...

Shove a ball of paper up the coin return, so it jams al the coins coming out, and come back in like 2 days, and BAM, a ton of change.

on coke vending machines (pretty much everything, look for a little coca cola seal on the front of it) you can press 4-2-3-1 (1 being top button), a menu comes up, and you can program the sold out messages and stuff, you cant get free soda though.

fill a little squirt gun with salt water, and spray it in the change slot, it will short the machine out and pay out whatever you want

uhh theres more, but I cant remember off the top of my head.

just remember, it is stealing though so dont get caught, exept for the second one

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^ thats sick man. we used to have this gatorade windowed vending machine that we could order one thing, as it would come down we could stop it as it fell and then reach up and grab as many things from the bottom 2 rows as we wanted. they took it away now.

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I hate fucking pop machine they just jack my money then I beat the living shit out of the machine..

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I know of a way to open them up...

Dont you hate it when u put in ur dollar or whatever and everythings sold out and u cant get ur cash back?

'Today i took a bus back home from town and this guy comes to sit next to me and he was so on pills or whatever.. anyways he pulls up a bag of pills and asks me do i want to get wasted and im like 'no thanks'.. so he looks a bit mad and puts the bag away, next he pulls up a box of chocolate-chip cookies and asks: Do ya atleast wanna have a fucking cookie' ' -Pekkis

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take a dollar and put clear duc ttape on it..once it says u can choose ur drink order and pullur dollar back out..it works at our school vending machines

 
There is a trick with a dollor bill that you cut it in the right place but i dont rember the exact shit.

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yeah, you pull the strip out of it and it will say its good to go so you get your drink and then press coin return and it will scan the bill and you get your money back

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hide beside the vending machine. wait for some body to put money in it, then wack em! and get what you want.

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on the coke machines that have the bar with the rolling belt, and the soda drops into the little coke shape dispense thing, you know, the new ones? well you can easily reach up right after you punch in your number or at the same time and there is this little door that you can hold open and get two sodas because it thinks the first one didn't drop or some shit. it's really easy to do

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or make out with the guy when he stocks it... sometimes he gives me candy. and his cock

its hard to care about swedes and liberals

I'm not to sure but i did score in the jenious area- loafrider, on IQ tests

 
some new machines have alarms so if you try to rip it off like by cutting a dollar in a certin place or something it will go off

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That would not be cool.

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probably shorted out or something....... get the anarchsits cookbook off the net, it shows how to do that bill thing, and a bunch of other stuff. keep in mind that it's 'educational purposes only'.

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yeah well i looked the shit up, basically totse.com and anyone whos readin this to find away to get stuff, heres one nobodys said yet. supposedly if you pour warm salt water in the coin slot, it can short out older machines so they start spittin out money and drinks like mad. warm salt water is supposed to be conductive i guess. i havnt tried it, if someone does, tell me how it worked

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haha, some guys walks by seeing you pour salt down the machine. that would be great

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Yes, Check out totse. I've read almost that whole site, and its full of all that good stuff. On there I read awhile back that if you take like a wad of something like air hardening clay, and jam it into the key hole of a vending machine really good, then let it dry, you got yourself the perfect little key for cash and drinks.

That was a major run on sentence.

'Today i took a bus back home from town and this guy comes to sit next to me and he was so on pills or whatever.. anyways he pulls up a bag of pills and asks me do i want to get wasted and im like 'no thanks'.. so he looks a bit mad and puts the bag away, next he pulls up a box of chocolate-chip cookies and asks: Do ya atleast wanna have a fucking cookie' ' -Pekkis

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we have a big milk machine,up against a wall,few months ago we had this big kid run right into it,we got 5 milks in one hit

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nope, New York, we've got like juice machines and we've got a big wide see through milk machine,its got like nesquicks,cappucino's,chocoloate,double chocolate,strawberry,regular,orange juice,in the fall it has apple cider,sometimes it gets other shit too..but ya everything is from a huge dairy farm in the area,even wal mart sells their milk

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haha. Apple cider makes me sick sometimes. :(

'Today i took a bus back home from town and this guy comes to sit next to me and he was so on pills or whatever.. anyways he pulls up a bag of pills and asks me do i want to get wasted and im like 'no thanks'.. so he looks a bit mad and puts the bag away, next he pulls up a box of chocolate-chip cookies and asks: Do ya atleast wanna have a fucking cookie' ' -Pekkis

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my buddy at out hill put stuff up the chance slot and came back like every week and would pull out like 10.00 in change ......so clog up chance things and make money lol

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when i went to gould, there was this one vending machine in the dorms, you could put in a 5 dollar bill and when it got to $3.00 on the little screen thing you press what you want and you got it, your 5 back, and most of the time you got a dollar in change back too...i did it like everyday for a month until some kid messed it up and i lost my 5

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im from new york and we have milk machines

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im hella friends with the pepsi guy. He gives me free shit all the time. And, ive just asked him for money and hes given me like 5 bucks. Tight guy that guy.

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yo thats hella tight. on our milk machine i coudlnt sfigure out how to open the damn thing at the bottom because its all messed up

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for a snack machine just unbend a clothes hanger and stick it up the slot, at least thats what all the bums at the caddy shack do.

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We had a kit-kat machine that when you ordered your chocolate, if you kept hitting the refund button, it would constantly give out more chocolate until you stopped pressing it, and then it would also give you your money back. Also if you tipped it, shit loads of chocolate fell out. This was a new machine too so it must have either been really faulty or a very crap design. They took it away eventually though.

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yea, we have a machine at our school where it you hit it it spits out drinks, and when you buy one you get like five

its hard to care about swedes and liberals

I'm not to sure but i did score in the jenious area- loafrider, on IQ tests

 
we would lift the thing up a little just to block the food from hitting the lazer so the thing would just keep giving out snacks because it didnt think anything fell yet

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Getting a fat kid to ram in it is usually successful, and its easy to get a fat kid, just tell him he'll get some free food.

.Ski.
 
Another one which I havent tried...

get a small 1/8th inch drill bit, and drill a tiny hole in the very bottom corner of the glass where no one will see it, then you can easily stick a coat hanger up and get whatever you want

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woa man the warm salt water thing really works, we did it today to an old pepsi machine, for about 20 minutes while the salt water was still in there it thought we had like infinate money, we could push the buttons as much as we wanted and it kept giving us sodas, probably would have given change and shit if the coin release wasnt broken. then the salt water evaporated and the machine worked fine again, everyone thought it had just broke down for a while and no one suspected us

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^my school has a soda machine..but its on a timer so u cant buy from it untill like 1:50

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