vampires...

bitchassphatz

bitchassphatz

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i know some. they're weird folk.

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^ this is a cool kid ^

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i think jack had a little much to drink tonight eh?

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Sam

'says freestyla11 after taking his uncles cock out of his mouth' - the first post in which Scotch didnt say something about somones mom.

'i used to have a little but now i have a lot

im still im still wiener from the block' - wiener

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some kid at school said he was a vampire and would hiss all the time and someone cut themseleves in shop class and put a kleenex around the wound and when he threw out the kleenex,the vampire kid picked it up and ate it,hes very very odd and smells really bad

friend: You want a piece of garlic bread?

me: no thanks,im not a vampire.
 
some kid at school said he was a vampire and would hiss all the time and someone cut themseleves in shop class and put a kleenex around the wound and when he threw out the kleenex,the vampire kid picked it up and ate it,hes very very odd and smells really bad

friend: You want a piece of garlic bread?

me: no thanks,im not a vampire.
 
neeto

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Sam

'says freestyla11 after taking his uncles cock out of his mouth' - the first post in which Scotch didnt say something about somones mom.

'i used to have a little but now i have a lot

im still im still wiener from the block' - wiener

..::VIVA LA RESISTANCE::..

 
yea well when i was in elementary(k-5) school...there was this little retarded kid named david. david dressed up like a vampire every holloween.....i think he used the same vampire suit from kindergarden to 5th grade.....haha that shit looked so funny when he was in 5th grade.....the pants like came up to his knees.....haha....and the kid looked like a vampire for sure, he was all small and skinny.....looked like somone you could sjtu kick the shit out of, but then he'd smile his retarded face and the fangs would pop out at you....memories

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yea well when i was in elementary(k-5) school...there was this little retarded kid named david. david dressed up like a vampire every holloween.....i think he used the same vampire suit from kindergarden to 5th grade.....haha that shit looked so funny when he was in 5th grade.....the pants like came up to his knees.....haha....and the kid looked like a vampire for sure, he was all small and skinny.....looked like somone you could sjtu kick the shit out of, but then he'd smile his retarded face and the fangs would pop out at you....memories

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all of yall are vampires you eat your kids

'Life without knowledge is death in disguise.'

--Talib Kweli
 
that kid who ate the blood was named david too,i guess all davids have some vampirism in them

friend: You want a piece of garlic bread?

me: no thanks,im not a vampire.
 
where do the fucked up kids come from, i mean seriously, 'i think im a vampire, i eat tissues with blood on them, bluh' there are some weird asses out there

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Alex

Screw Moseley!

Guerilla Trooper of the Silent Army

::Viva la Resistance!::
 
if i was a vampire i would always be in bat mode and then like scare the shit out of people.

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googoo271 - ''Hey phrosty! i'm gay! you're right!!!! i'm gayer than elton john!!! look at me phrosty! look at me!!!!''
 
No way, the pale, all black look, with slick back hair is enough to get any woman you want in the sack.

Count chocula must be rakin in the poon.

 
I fucked a vampire once....it was kind of akward the next morning when she told me why her teeth were so big...?

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Dave Likes Kittens.

Undercover skier, and nuclear technician of the Silent Army!

::Viva La Ressistance::
 
Since we're not vampires, that won't do anything.

But I'm sure that if you did it, and replaced the garlic with a big fat hairy pussy, you would enjoy it thoroughly.

 
I was once a vampire in a chat room. Gosh, that was fun...

No, really, I swere I have a life.

Honest!

S

I didn't really want to enjoy the moment;

I wanted to take drugs.
 
I was once a vampire in a chat room. Gosh, that was fun...

No, really, I swere I have a life.

Honest!

STOP UNDRESSING ME WITH YOUR EYES!

I didn't really want to enjoy the moment;

I wanted to take drugs.
 
thats not the only this david campire kid does man,hes fucked up,he took a shit at school and wrote his name on the name wall with it,every christmas he asks for a gun so he can come to school and stand on the snowbank and shoot everyone who walks out the door,hes from texas and a huge pokemon freak and if you call him a pussy he freaks out and starts yelling,the funny thing is he has a huge curly mullet

friend: You want a piece of garlic bread?

me: no thanks,im not a vampire.
 
Heh, it cracks me up to see these stupid ass kids with like 7 posts talking shit...they can all die.

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Dave Likes Kittens.

Undercover skier, and nuclear technician of the Silent Army!

::Viva La Ressistance::
 
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