Vampire Fleshlights.... ftw?

[daringharry.]

Wait....what?

"If you've seen our own Adam Frucci's hilarious review

of the Fleshlight Sex in a Can, you know the deal. It's a fake beer

can/rubbery vagina that you put your wang in. Well, now it has

fangs...if that's your thing. Having seen the horror film, Teeth, this thing freaks me the F out. But, if you've got a thing for True Blood or Twilight, then the Succu Dry is for you. It costs an extra $5 bucks compared to the usual "models"

Original article: http://gizmodo.com/5389919/have-a-happier-halloween-with-the-fleshlight-succu-dry

 

[hank_hill]

why were you lookin up fleshlights?

 

[doublexl]

cause hes a lonely little kid? i thought it was obvious.

 

[ride_on]

arent teeth a bad thing...?

 

[Mr.Panda]

A LITTLE teeth isn't bad.

 

[_tilly]

Lmao, you dont know!

 

[soulskier]

rubber teeth on a fleshlight?

do people fantasize about getting blown by 90 year old women?

 

[carbon.pulse]

.

 

[Willard]

hahah no way

 

[vincepru]

weird, i understand that female vampires in movies usually look hot as fuck, but that is just strange.

 

[T-Holt]

It seems we think alike.

 

[Mr.Panda]

The exception being the Twilight series.

 

[a_pla5tic_bag]

Vampires are too trendy!

 

[vincepru]

weird, i understand that female vampires in movies usually look hot as fuck, but that is just strange.

 

[T-Holt]

That's a double post 10 minutes apart? Wtf?

 

[Allegrath.]

just a few slow chomps

 

[vincepru]

your tellin me, i dunno wtf happened with that. i keep double posting today.

but i didnt watch the twilight series so i wouldnt know. my sister is obsessed with that shit, and she has horrible taste so i stray away from anything she likes

 

[cheddafries]

hahahahhah what the fuck haha that looks semi painful

 

[Mr.Panda]

From the previews... she looks cracked out.

Not hot vampire.

HOLY SWEET MOTHER OF GOD I THINK I JUST CAME!!!! vampire.

 

[doublexl]

dude that twilight bitch looks so sexy when shes all coked up with those dark circles under tha eye. when she snezze i could ski for a week nah mean?

 

[Half-Blood]

1- Seeing as she is not a vampire, she does not pertain to the hot vampire chick conversation.

2- She is hot and a vampire she counts.

 

[Mr.Panda]

1. I thought she was?

2. Yes, very.

 

[Half-Blood]

I know that in the first film/book she is not a vampire I can't say much about the rest of the series seeing as I've only seen the first film and haven't read any of the books.

All the female vampires in underworld seemed to be super hot though.

 

[Mr.Panda]

Yes, all the girls in Underworld are smoking.

 

[Half-Blood]

got vampire?

 

[T-Holt]

I actually have no idea what you mean. Please elaborate on the second sentence.

 

[Mr.Panda]

I'm gonna take my computer to the bathroom now.

 

[Half-Blood]

Because she does so much coke, he could ski on all the coke she sneezes out..?

Back to hot vampire chicks though, the girls from Van Helsing..

 

[ride_on]

ohhhh shit, the seduce and scare me all at once, what a thrill!

 

[vincepru]

ohhh yeaa, i was thinking that, and aliyah in that one vampire movie. i forgot the name of it though

 

[doublexl]

its part of a royce da 5'9" song. hes talking about his favorite ho it goes like

we got secrets that no one knows and it snows in miami whenever she blow her nose.

 

[Half-Blood]

This is now post a pic of hot vampire chick thread.

 

[Mr.Panda]

 

[skithesprings]

it might just be ebcause im drunk, but i dont think thats hot.

 

[Half-Blood]

for the Panda man himself..

 

[Mr.Panda]

Why for me? Cause of my comment about a little teeth not being bad? Or cause my gf is essentially a vampire?

 

[Half-Blood]

Ahh now I see why you said a little teeth never hurts haha..

 

[Mr.Panda]

No, I'm serious, a little bit of teeth while one is getting dome ACTUALLY feels kinda good. You know, like, no pressure just letting them rub over it feels good.

My gf is also a biter. My neck and shoulder, not downstairs.

 

[Half-Blood]

haha yeah man I know what your talking about.. Most of my ex's have been biters, my last ex was ruthless, instead of just biting down super hard all at once she would just start of light and continually bite down harder and harder shit was brutal..

 

[Mr.Panda]

It's either huge amounts of screetching and screaming, or she bites the shit out of my lip and neck.

 

[vincepru]

 

[Half-Blood]

 

[vincepru]

lmao that video was great, the music is hilarious

 

[Half-Blood]

more hot vampires.

 

[ride_on]

the music in that video made me want to .... pump a teeth yielding fleshlight?????

 

[nickyp]

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[daringharry.]

I'm just a lonely kid, yup....

I may buy one for tonight, get in the spirit.....

 

[twix_182]

ehhhhh, that time of the month? by the looks of it she gonna bea bonafide bitch for like 4 days