Vail's guide how not to be a gaper...

13620346:Sounder said:
It's about time mountains start taking action to eliminate gapers.
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This isn't getting rid of the gapers. This is far worse. This is telling them to camouflage themselves and make them less predictable when riding up a chair or on the slopes
 
13620435:Ski_The_East. said:
This isn't getting rid of the gapers. This is far worse. This is telling them to camouflage themselves and make them less predictable when riding up a chair or on the slopes
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Oh fuck. I guess you're right...
 
13620435:Ski_The_East. said:
This isn't getting rid of the gapers. This is far worse. This is telling them to camouflage themselves and make them less predictable when riding up a chair or on the slopes
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No worries, gapers won't even read that, they don't even notice that this article is for them !

But ... there many important rules that have been forgotten like; plz dont go in the park ! If you do (by mistake) stay away from the feature so no one hurt himself cause youre in the wrong spot.

(The bar was a good one though !).
 
13620435:Ski_The_East. said:
This isn't getting rid of the gapers. This is far worse. This is telling them to camouflage themselves and make them less predictable when riding up a chair or on the slopes
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This is such a bummer. I love playing spot the gaper gap when I'm in the lift line.
 
13621451:adamwolyn said:
next thing you know theyll be giving out tickets for being a gaper
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Absolutely not. At a Vail resort?? Vail resorts protect the gapers.

The point about the poles on the catwalk was a stupid one. Who cares if they're pointing straight in the air and you look dumb. Not as dumb as the person pizza'ing across the fuckin catwalk.
 
The nice thing is gapers don't realize they're gapers until they're not, so they still won't blend in.
 
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