Vail is Life

KilaTsunami

KilaTsunami

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Yall jus mad cuz Big Daddy Vail finna turn the heat up and weed out all the libtards

FOOD FOR THOT

- Safety is FUN

- Yellow jackets are SICK

- Skiing feels better when it's EXPENSIVE

- Terrain Parks < Moguls

- Its bouta RAIN every damn day at Mount Snow anyways (like last year)

- Nature Valley Granola Bars
 
topic:KilaTsunami said:
Yall jus mad cuz Big Daddy Vail finna turn the heat up and weed out all the libtards

FOOD FOR THOT

- Safety is FUN

- Yellow jackets are SICK

- Skiing feels better when it's EXPENSIVE

- Terrain Parks < Moguls

- Its bouta RAIN every damn day at Mount Snow anyways (like last year)

- Nature Valley Granola Bars
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You fool

Nature valley bars have nuts in them

To avoid allergic reactions and therefore lawsuits, bail should not allow those on the premises
 
14047223:CalumSKI said:
You fool

Nature valley bars have nuts in them

To avoid allergic reactions and therefore lawsuits, bail should not allow those on the premises
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So thats a no on V.I.P Nature Valley Granola Bar/Lounge??
 
14047453:Hellblazer_23 said:
That sick green package is the only thing that keeps me sane on those rainy mt snow days.
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Whats a green package? Also i bought one of their rain coats and it saved my (very rainy) day entirely
 
14047461:KilaTsunami said:
Whats a green package? Also i bought one of their rain coats and it saved my (very rainy) day entirely
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Hey maybe we'll actually have some money now. Might be better off owned by Vail than the Slacker family and their Oxy incidents.
 
topic:KilaTsunami said:
Yall jus mad cuz Big Daddy Vail finna turn the heat up and weed out all the libtards

FOOD FOR THOT

- Safety is FUN

- Yellow jackets are SICK

- Skiing feels better when it's EXPENSIVE

- Terrain Parks < Moguls

- Its bouta RAIN every damn day at Mount Snow anyways (like last year)

- Nature Valley Granola Bars
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Because of Vail my ski plans for this year just got much less expensive.
 
Now... YOU too can experience the glory of Vail Resorts. For a single — onetime payment of $1,000,000 — you can ski Vail this season!*

*$1,000,000 Bronze “Bum” pass excludes blackout dates (11/01/19-4/01/20).Additionally, Vail Resorts reserves the right to call you a fucking loser and pull your pass at any given moment.
 
topic:KilaTsunami said:
Yall jus mad cuz Big Daddy Vail finna turn the heat up and weed out all the libtards

FOOD FOR THOT

- Safety is FUN

- Yellow jackets are SICK

- Skiing feels better when it's EXPENSIVE

- Terrain Parks < Moguls

- Its bouta RAIN every damn day at Mount Snow anyways (like last year)

- Nature Valley Granola Bars
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vail is the death of the skiing industry, but now that you say it, carinthias parks could use more moguls
 
Idk anything about vail but everyone always complains there is no money in skiing, but Vail is expensive so it’ll draw in more rich people to think they’re getting a luxury ski expirence to make them feel special. Then they’ll brag to their rich friends and they’ll go too but idk.
 
My little eastern mountain of snowshoe saw massive improvements mountain wide when Algeria bought them , I know not Vail but big Corp , the vibe is still chill but they got snowgun upgrades lodging upgrades everything , it’s still a small east mountain with like 1500’ vert from 4900’ but it benefited drastically and no more crowd so maybe some of these little resorts will benefit, but still fuck vail and the uppity right pants shmucks from there
 
NEW Question:

Am i still gonna be able to pound cold brews and smoke mid raged marijuana on the lift / hill / in the parking lot of Big Boulder??? I lead a VERY bohemian lifestyle once the season starts and I DONT need sum Yella jacket libtard givin' me lip about my OpEn CoNtAiNeR

Someone who rides Vail gotta lmk what im in for bcs i seriously got a speeding ticket for "Straight lining" within 5 minutes of skiing at Vail in CO. I never hated a mountain so much in my life!!
 
14048057:KilaTsunami said:
NEW Question:

Am i still gonna be able to pound cold brews and smoke mid raged marijuana on the lift / hill / in the parking lot of Big Boulder??? I lead a VERY bohemian lifestyle once the season starts and I DONT need sum Yella jacket libtard givin' me lip about my OpEn CoNtAiNeR

Someone who rides Vail gotta lmk what im in for bcs i seriously got a speeding ticket for "Straight lining" within 5 minutes of skiing at Vail in CO. I never hated a mountain so much in my life!!
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You will be acosted, tied to a fence with a ski pole up your ass as an example to the rest of us

Imagine skiing with the police in queen of England’s palace it’s go b like dat

But the uppity bleached butthole yellow jacket shmucks go be in but finger sniffing ski heaven
 
14048063:SavageBiff said:
You will be acosted, tied to a fence with a ski pole up your ass as an example to the rest of us

Imagine skiing with the police in queen of England’s palace it’s go b like dat

But the uppity bleached butthole yellow jacket shmucks go be in but finger sniffing ski heaven
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this season is sure to be one for the books
 
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