i'll be your roommate, but you have to carry my skis to and from the hill, and i get both closets, and your dresser is going to be used as a coffee table, and your bed is our couch. and for all of this you get to be graced with the presence of BMashed Media, living everyday by the motto Bmashed or get mashed, so expect hella parties and me returning shitfaced and puking everywhere.