Urge to Skiboard?

Adamskinick

Adamskinick

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i dunno, i know i know the bad ones are plain faggots but i've always wanted to be able to throw ridiculous spins and cork shit. i just don't want anyone see me do it. i mean some skiers started doin that, like mike nick got into freeskiing through the gay sport. i just want to try it once and be a good one, not the flailing ams in the air 'lets bomb down this run and ruin every jump by boostin huge air over the lips and sides of every kicker and rail inrun' type of skiboarder/snowblader.. i dunno?

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i tried it in 6th grade, i had a spyder speedsuit at the time...i thought i was so fucking cool with my salomon mini maxes and my spdyder speedsuit and my carrera helemt with matching goggles(strap signed by the herminator) racing down Payday during a night skiing sesh at Parkcity....that night my cock grew 3 inches.

' That's like saying gay sex helps with your technique.'- Skiierman on loafriders comment about how skiboards help your balance when you land.

 
this skiboarding shit is out of hand. Every time I look on this board someone is talking about it. It is dead. Please let it rest in peace. Those poor, poor people I see on those things don't have a fucking clue.

 
snowskating and skiboarding are 2 totally different things. How? snowskating isnt gay.

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they're fun for about two runs and then ur already wanting to put real skis back on again. I remeber that fad that lasted for a short time though about 2 years ago

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although a cum faced lemur would be pretty sexy but you just give cum faced lemur a bad name-lat

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im gonna predict you fall forward or back on at least everyother jump/rail, you have less than half of the surface are to land on, your gonna die

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also stop talking about it and do it

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The only thing that skiboarders do is get in our way and suck.

Every time I see one I feel like puking.It descusts me.

Responsability,what's that?
 
i got a pair or two of badass salomon snlowblades at my chalet. their some sweet mothas, i take them out once a while when my shins hurt too bad to ski

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i went skiboarding in grade 6, trust me its not worth it

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either way i couldnt publicly embarrass myself but it would be fun to try

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I don't even know what the hell those are really. Are those the things that are like skateboards but with 1 ski under it? I dont know...



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do you have the urge to fuck your mom? umm no. Then don't ski board. you can do anything on skis on can on a ski board, and actually gain some skill while doing it.

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i thought it was fun. Makes a total shity ass conditions day in in a fun drunk one!

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i personally htink that snowblading is gay. But i think it's probably a lot harder to jumps and shit on.. less stability. I mean imagine the skill for a snowblader to do a big table?

 
^yes its harder to stomp big shit probably, but that doesnt make it cooler. if its less functional, looks gay, people remark on how gay you are doing it, probably feels like shit speed wobbling down the mountain, why do it?

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^some people dont care what other people are saying about them.. and if you find something fun and you like it, why would you not do it strictly because someone told you its not cool?

 
the onlt reason i would do it was to see if i could do a 10 off a mogul with little to no speed or go for an 1800

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i ski boarded for 2 seasons before i tore a ligament in my knee because of the binding, and they are wicked fun, but when i see pics, you realise how gay and stupid you look, but they are fun, just not stable...

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i had the urge once to wipe my ass from back to front but i dont want to get poopy bonch.. so yeah... id just go mono ski if you wanted to skiboard.. its soo sweetass french

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at least i did not poke a fat chick that i met on the net and who tryed to make me raise her black baby!
 
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at least i did not poke a fat chick that i met on the net and who tryed to make me raise her black baby!
 
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