Urban Dictionary your first name

[twin-tip-hero]

So there was a thread a while back about searching your last name on Urban Dictionary, but there was not one for your first name. so figure why not start it back up again, only using your first name. i will start it off.

FORREST

Although commonly thought to be derived from the English word 'forest' which is a "large woody area," it is actually the reverse. It was a name, 'Forrest', first with an ancient Greek translation of "Large Penis." When looking for a name for a "large woody area," the English adapted what they already knew had "large wood," to the slightly altered spelling, 'forest.'

Basically, Forrest is a name for a person with a huge dick.

- "Wow, that guy was hung like a Forrest!"

- "Wanna go out?" "No." "Let me rephrase that, my name is Forrest, you wanna go out?" "Hell Yes!"

 

[ace_]

ahaha what the fuck

austen

45 up, 31 down

To ejaculate on ones clothing while travelling on a train.

I was travelling to London yesterday and the guy behind me totally did an austen on his trousers.

 

[summersover]

some mixed definitions here

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=steve

 

[BootySpunk.]

ryan 2782 up, 1728 down love it hate it



A noble ganster who shoots unstabel ni***rs

Huh....

 

[gnarshrelpt]

RILEYverb/noun; to riley someone is to give them the best lay of their life. to "get a riley" is to be on the receiving end of such a phenomenal sexual act.haha o ya

 

[seemeski]

Charlotte: The most beatifull

girl i have ever seen , and no way a slag , a smoker , or a bitch .

shes kind , thoughtfull , and one of the best friends any1 could ask

for !!

or

extremelly beautiful girl that is extremelly smart and that every one wants to date.

a girl who is of top quality

an extremelly popular girl that all of the boys like

a girl that everyone falls in Love with for her looks and intelligience

 

[B-VUR]

your a boob

 

[Goku]

wow, this hits the nail on the head:

Collin 358 up, 130 down

An absolutely flawless individual that possesses nearly super-human intelligence, almost ridiculous good looks, an incredibly knack for athletic events, and unrivaled talent in everything they do. Also, someone that everyone else wishes they could be like.

 

[InkShrink]

Renee- A girl with a great ass.

or

the greatest person you will ever meet. most likely of canadian background. term means "rebirth" or "renaisannce" who wouldn't love that?

 

[Funnel]

Jack:

"To steal, or take from an unsuspecting person or store."

 

[fsscott]

Scott1147 up, 625 down An incredibly cool person.That is guy is such a Scott!
"Scott's a blantent Playa"

 

[J-Evs]

Justin2716 up, 1191 down Sexy, without flaw, loving, kindhearted, name for someone that is special to you, thoughtful.1:Hey, honey
2:Hey
1:I bought you some flowers
2:Your such a Justin, I love you!!!

 

[skithesprings]

Patrick 1965 up, 541 down

All around perfect man and a sexy beast. Known to cause even the most loyal of girls to turn on their boyfriends. Talented with music, words, and kills in any sport he plays. Strong like bull. Always competitive, and ALWAYS wins what he competes in. Some consider to be on the status of not only a god, but THE God.

"Damn, my girl got snatched..."

"Kick his ass dude!"

"Nah man... it was Patrick bro"

"Awww shit... leave it alone, that fucker will kill you"

"I didn't know Jesus went to this school"

"Nah dude... that guy right there, that's Patrick. But they are easily confused"

 

[shintastic48]

Shinya16 up, 2 down Drummer of the uberly cool Visual Kei group Dir en Grey. He owns the sexiest pair of legs the world as ever seen.Fangirl: OMG OMG Shinya is so kawaii
Me: State the obvious or what...

I don't really know what to make of this. I like the fan girl saying that i'm cute but im not so sure haha

 

[michelle]

1. michelle 2248 up, 618 down

Hebrew meaning "like God"...michelle's are often Leo's, astonishingly gorgeous, very athletic, dark hair and usually curly/waivy/thick, another thing is that almost all Michelle's have similar noses.

guy#1. "man that girl was hot and good in bed"

guy#2. "must've been named Michelle"

guy#1. "how'd you know?"

guy#2. "..."

..hahaha

 

[Crack.]

1. Nick 3348 up, 2003 down

the most amazing person alive with a huge penis

Nick p. has a huge penis

get this def on a mug

nick nickp penis huge animal

by Nickppp Jan 10, 2008 share this

FUCKK YEAAAAA

 

[Keith_M]

keith470 up, 213 down a sweet ass muther trucker lookin for a good time that is not afraid of anything. origin: 15th century Scotland

WIN!!

 

[rj.]

gtfo thats my name too. on a side note urban dictionary clearly although subtly states that we are in fact poon slayers.

 

[Slinger1x1]

Brian

1460 up, 437 down

1. A guy who's heart is captured by the same girl always yet lives his life as if she didn't exist when she's not around.

2. Term for the best guy friend conversationalist. Someone you can vent to an actually get feedback and opinions.

3. A reliable "lean on me" kinda friend

1. "God, he's really in denial about that girl---he's acting like a Brian."

2. She thanked him for listening and named him her Brian.

3. "You've been such a Brian to me since I met you. Thanks for always being there for me."

 

[EasyEast]

santos

7 thumbs up



the kind of guy that just finds it hard to say no. He most definitely is the kinda person that will bust out a helping hand when needed. Extremely goofy and funny, probably a best friend to all. Also tends to have the most immaculate hair ever styled.

 

[messplay]

Spenser:

The greatest person i have ever met...is always putting a smile on my

face on my worst days. just hearing his laugh makes me so happy...ive

known him forever and still get butterflies when im around him i hope i

can be with him forever hes the first guy ive ever loved and hes so

awesome...

yeah baby.

 

[Shredneck]

me:

Jesse

1657 up, 698 down

a complete pimp/stoner who everyone likes and who gets all the girls

That Guy Is Definantly A Jesse..

Oh Man What A Jesse!

girl thats over right now:

1.

Courtney

1161 up, 732 down

A guy's name which very often is perceived as a girl's name (as it usually is).

Shut your fucking face, Courtney.

get this def on a mug

guy

man

male

name

female

by breich

Oct 24, 2006

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2.

Courtney

1126 up, 725 down

1.)an oral giving machine...dirty mouth stds.

2.)(verb) the act of putting one's genitalia in your mouth. "the courtney"

3.)(noun) a displeasing, often revolting, creature, who will infest

your life and mac on your guy by partaking in oral activities if not

taken care of immedietly.

4.) Stupid little girl.

*See pesticides and/or syphilis

WARNING!the courtney is very dangerous and can often be contagious, destroying life after life.

1.)Tony used his courtney, but got syphilis.

2.) Yeah,Logan I was courtnied last night.

3.) The sight of courtney made me vomit and fall to the ground screaming in pain.

4.) There are so many courtnies here, lets leave.

get this def on a mug

syphilis

infested

girl

nasty

skank

by Anastasia Beeverhousen

Jan 26, 2006

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3.

courtney

796 up, 493 down

a stupid idiot that goes to lauderdale and sucks huge fucken balls

man courtney sucksand is so stupid god

get this def on a mug

man

male

female

dog

cat

by joey99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999

Mar 20, 2007

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4.

Courtney

892 up, 598 down

A fucking whore who enjoys bending over backwards to observe the tranny

surgery she had done recently, while coveting on the boyfriends of

those who are way sexier than her. A piece of sloppy seconds with only

congealed sperm set in a jello mold for brains, who enjoys being eaten

out by large furry animals and munches on the cocks of tiny jewish men.

Has a tendency to orgasm at the site of old ladies and enjoys sucking

on their slimy and fragrant fecal matter.

GONA-SIPHA-HERPAL-AIDs-ITIS

Oh my Gosh that is gross you have courtney

get this def on a mug

aids

stds

crabs

herpies

molestation

erectial dissfunction

by TheBestGirlieOnEarth

Nov 6, 2008

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5.

Courtney

607 up, 334 down

a person who is extremely sexually active.

although, she is rejected by most guys. and still, she will have sex

with anyone she can.

That new girl, Courtney, is such a wannabe slut, but no guy wants to do her.

get this def on a mug

slut

whore

skank

wannabe

whatever

by Lorraine Nivala

Jan 19, 2009

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6.

Courtney

961 up, 696 down

Spawn of Satan, stupid cunt hoe, irritating,

disrespectful, fugly bitch that doesn't know how to act around normal

people, boys should not be all over her. yuck.

Courtney: Oh! I like your bra.

Louise: Cunt.

get this def on a mug

courtney

cunt

fugly

bitch

irritating

by sewg

Feb 2, 2008

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7.

Courtney

1173 up, 908 down

A slutty trash whore usally found in allys or

projects. They are identified by their ripped stockings and emo hair.

Also a nickname for transvestites.

Steve is a courtney today.

lulz

 

[TomTeller]

Tom

284 up, 100 down



Has extreme likeness to a matt. A sexy beast, 'Toms' Are known to be genius' and to be extremely skilled and gifted in the field of literature. Commonly seen without a shirt due to their exemplary physique. Toms also are known to have great moral values and being very sensitive to a womans needs.

Girl 1: *Cries*

Girl 2: What's wrong?!

Girl 1: My boyfriend just broke up with me

Girl 2: I can't believe it. He just seemed so... so...

Girl 1: So Tom? Yeah, I know.

 

[soulskier]

Jim 117 up, 18 downlove ithate it



A slang term used to discreetly refer to a man's erection. The owner of the Jim may or may not realize he's standing at attention - you can either try to save his dignity or point and laugh. The term is often used in the company of women or others that are not privy to its true meaning.

hahahahaha

 

[pomme-de-terre]

http://http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=stephen

mine are all fucking awesome

 

[rj.]

my roflcopter took off

 

[Shpadoinkle]

3. aspen

an awesome girl who is always joking around and having a good time. everyone loves to be around her. also somewhat of a pimp when it comes to the boys. oh man aspen told me the funniest joke i was laughing for hours!

 

[Santa-Cruz]

i think i win
Brad586 up, 344 down Derived from Brad Pitt. Sexy male that encourages female wet dreams

 

[_CC_]

Caroline is extremely fine - Most Caroline's have a nice booty - And in some cases use a golden calculator to divide - Fellas love her - Ladieshate he


the subject of many songs such as "RosesOutkast), "Sweet Caroline"(Neil Diamond), and "Caroline, No"(beach Boys, covered by they might be giants). Basically, everyone just loves carolines and they all feel compelled to make music about them.Caroline must be a pretty hot chick for so many people to love singing about her so much.
hahaha winnerr

 

[Turner.]

Super

At

Masturbating

 

[Petey.]

Well my name's Peter so I won't bother.

 

[1337]

Jamie
The king of stealing, is a fucking criminal mastermind of stealing. Is never caught and is very mischeivious.

this is funny because i usually dont steal, but when i do i get away with it. Maybe i should do it more

 

[NESblowjob]

haha pwned

 

[woolymammoth]

Alex3123 up, 1167 down noun.
Someone that is of extreme greatness. Often considered as a god in some religions. Also means cool.Girl: yeah he is sooo Alex

 

[hartig]

theres so many pages of just my name.. they're all similar though

Jordan 741 up, 226 down

A man who is a bad mutha. Most likely a ninja or some other bad ass profession, such as porn star, elected official, super-athlete or even C.E.O. of your mom. Disclaimer: Will fornicate with any friends hot mom with out regret. A Jordan is a cold blooded panty bandit with the future in his eyes and fire spewing from his mouth.

A Jordan usually makes good money, certainly more than you, yet your not exactly sure how. An enigma will spontaneously combust if ever to come into contact with a Jordan.

A jordan can be found in Public places such as cities, towns, or Canadian territories. A Jordan can also be found in the isolation of the deep wild where he may be pondering ponderous thoughts of the very existence of time and space which would cause lesser men's heads to implode in the manner of a rather disturbing sucking sound.

I digress explaining a Jordan any further would simply take away from the only pleasure you will know for the next 20 minutes. The basking in of the the thought of the very essence that is. A jordan.

Woman A: Hey do you see that hot guy walking this way?

Woman B: OMG he just checked you out.

Woman A: Umm I think I'm pregnant.

Woman B: Wow I think that was a Jordan. Your such a bitch.

 

[sack]

EMMA:

"I REALLY hot girl who is REALLY funny and irresistable to all guys. You either want to be here or be with her."
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=emma

there are also ones that define an emma as being very sexually active and drink a lot

 

[assface]

haha this was 4thzach663 up, 270 down Zach- N. literally translated to... the great women seducer.. in ancient the Greek language. Usually having an urge to have sex for more then 7 hours.

V. To have sex with women for more than 7 hours. To have millions of your potential children die all over your girlfriends face.N. You are such a Zach. Said to a friend after they hooked up with a hot girl.
N. Dude, I'm having a Zach right now, lets call some whores.

V. I just had zach.
V. Dude, I just zached all over her face.

 

[gregorio]

Greg207 up, 78 down An Extremely good looking person. Coolest Kid Around. Extremely Funny. Very Modest.Super Sam: Omigosh whos that kid?
Cory: Thats Greg.
Super Sam: Wow hes Hot.
Cory: Hes Pretty Cool Aswell.
Random Kid (Jack): Yeh, that Greg is on Great Guy, Wish I could be like him.

haha sweet

 

[Ski..4..Life]

Alex

3123 up, 1167 down

noun.

Someone that is of extreme greatness. Often considered as a god in some religions. Also means cool.

Girl: yeah he is sooo Alex

Well im not gonna argue with that

 

[shintastic48]

Epic threadz

 

[Abc567def]

2.sean1596 up, 343 down used to define huge sarcastic assholes, that end up becoming amazingly sweet. Seans know exactly how to piss you off and then five seconds later have you cracking up. Huge jerks, but gotta love 'em.Dude, that kid is such a freaking sean.
Don't pull a sean, just be nice.get this def on a mug love funny jerk sean gay crack piss sweet assholes sarcastic
by funwithamber. Apr 2, 2008 share this3.Sean1401 up, 530 down 1) to giggle a lot
2) to make sexual innuendos
3) witty1) he seaned all night
2) that guy has a habit of Seaning when talking to any girl around
3) i love his Sean personality

Wow these are actually me perfectly

 

[GorillaChop]

Cameron

1. A gas huffer

2. A beer drinker

3. Somethign that you stick in your vagina after sex.

4. Has a hot girlfriend.

5. Loves his girlfriends best friends.

6. Something you blow.

7. Something you use a condom with.

8. Will love a girl with the first letter of her name being "a".

9. Kind and polite.

10. Sings "shoulda been a cowboy!"

All the beers gone, must of been Cameron.

Hahahahaha i dig some of them

 

[mattridesskis]

1. Matt- Ancient greek translation for "eternal sex-god". It is beleived that

anyone that holds this name has a great level of skill and ability to

perform sexual acts for long periods of time. Men posessing this name

are also well endowed.

3. Matt- An attractive, smooth-talking, charming young man. When you’re with

him, he makes you feel like a princess; when you’re not, you know he is

making another girl feel the same and not even thinking of you.

4.Matt- An extremely good looking male, otherwise known as a Sexy Beast.

Throughout history, Matts have been known to be an exceptional specimen

of the human male. The 'Matt' are often popular due to their social

adeptness.

6. Matt- A guy who grabs his female best friend's ass because he knows he can get away with it.

 

[k-rob]

okay bitches, i think i win. here is the number one definition:

1.

kevin

3124 up, 1322 down

basicilly a kid with a huge dick. looks great, smells great, and all

the ladies want him. great at sports also. great sense of humor.

Gee i am so jealous of Kevin, with three girls around his arm.

How is kevin good looking and smart at the same time?.

 

[.SimonB.]

Simon297 up, 132 down A Sexy Beast. One with a huge cock, and gigantic balls. Known for being sweet and gentle when it comes to women. The females dig Simon. Often used to describe a good friend.Describes a friend that wouldn't leave other friends if they had a flat tire.
Hung Like a Dragon
Used to describe someone that needs a smart,intellectual, and beautiful women in their life.Holy Shit, that is one Simon cock.
Damn, why are you so damn Simon, id smack.
Why don't I take you back to my place and I can give you the Simon.

 

[pianoman]

this is the first listing
BEN
a guy who's amazing at giving women head. A true cunninglinguist. long tongue, skill, not afraid to get wet behind the ears, etc.

Girl 1: "Hey, did you get what you wanted from your man last night?"
Girl 2: "Damn right I did, I got that and more. My man is a true ben"

and he's a great kisser and will stay wih you when your feeling lonley
ben is the best i have ever had

the rest of the listings are pretty dope, i must say. They tend to be about how awesome I am, how much the chicks dig me, how popular and cool I am, etc.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ben

 

[RRhighrider]

Neil

A 'Neil' is a person of awesome intellect who shows good character, charm, wit and good manners in everything he does.

Neil

226 up, 84 down

1. to mean naked at an inappropriate time or place

2. shouted out in a moment of zealousness in a crowded room

 

[Malcolm]

malcolm

18 up, 61 down

a woman usually a teacher probably of

(english or history, you know one of those bitchy ones) who shows

towards strong tendencies towards towards dikeisim. this woman is

usually "married" but keeps her madden name. she shows a strong

prejudice to men for no real reason. basically a mean ass woman who is

always on the rag.

dude that fuckin english teacher was totally a Malcolm, she hates all the guys in the class.

 

[zagfan5]

epic win

1.

Dallin

6 up, 5 down

1. An ungodly amount of alcohol. Somewhere in the ballpark of 30 shots and a 30 pack, consumed by one person.

 

[mBall]

im pretty sure almost all names have sexy as the definition. although mine is the only one that is correct

 

[SteezyOhio]

tyler

1363 up, 538 down

A very very very, yet again, very sexy pancake.

That tyler was dilicious.