Under 21? buy some hand sanitizer

[Capt.Flannel]

So apparently, 2 oz bottle of hand sanitizer has an equal amount of alcohol to 4 shots. Drink up.

 

[*rkp*]

let us know how that goes.....

 

[skier_dude_1831]

hahahaha

great idea

 

[Capt.Flannel]

it's thick, like guiness- yum.

 

[EH_DUBS]

...no...i dont wanna drink hand sanitizer...

but good to know...good to know..

but thats like saying drink a bottle of mouthwash youll get drunk. its not something many people would do.

 

[Capt.Flannel]

pussy

 

[Shorton]

your not accually considering this?

 

[Capt.Flannel]

No, it was just on the news.

 

[The_Oakley_Kid]

straight up mouth wash mafucka. mix that with some juice and you'll be crunkin like there's no tomorrow.

 

[Worst.NS.Member]

Drinking poisonous denatured alchohol is great for your brain.

 

[tequila]

Eugh I wouldn't drink that sober....and that kinda defeats the point.

 

[andrewg]

h5hah i just dit it dude its gorss but ahh such a shityt drunk

 

[Capt.Flannel]

Shit's non-toxic.

 

[laxstar]

non-toxic yea... but good for you no...

 

[Capt.Flannel]

neither is black tar heroin, that doesn't mean you shouldn't use it.

 

[PASKIINGSUCKS]

robitussin DM

 

[Worst.NS.Member]

Its not nontoxic, it contains denatured alchohol which has purposely been spoiled with chemical additives. Drinking it can cause blindness and brain-death... If it werent denatured it would be taxed as a beverage.

But hey, what do I know.

 

[bhill2.0]

why would it matter? You cant legally be drunk off of hand sanitizer cus your not 21. why not dinf alcohol like any other kid and drink it? Why put weird shit in you body.

 

[Capt.Flannel]

damn, you people are no fun.

 

[Capt.Flannel]

http://www.raytechcatalog.com/product_info/purell-hand-sanitizer-376.html

4th line down on the description.

 

[TheMoostafian]

good point

 

[bhill2.0]

i guess im a pussy. I would rather drink something that tastes pretty damn good and e safe then drinking stuff meant for external.

 

[J.D.]

Last line of the description.

 

[Capt.Flannel]

clearly you can't see the facetiousness of this.

 

[Capt.Flannel]

that's just there for the pussies who can't handle it.

 

[Maximumsushi]

You can get drunk from the following things if you are retarded and underage:

-Hand Sanitizer

-Mouthwash

-Cologne

-Rubbing Alcohol

-Paint Thinner

-Wino Blood

Good luck newschoolers.com

 

[tequila]

You know whats easiest? Go out for a meal. You don't have to order much and its legal to drink with a meal (dunno what age though, here its 16, but then we can drink at 18...)

 

[Capt.Flannel]

how is that easier than going into your cabinet and stealing all of your mom's hand sanitizer?

Come on people, it's humor for God's sake!

 

[kepler.]

you missed a big one. theres this stuff in food stores, basically extremely highly potent flavorings called extracts. they are flavored too kids! have fun and get fucked up

 

[RudyGarmisch]

I actually read a study a little while ago done by a dude who was looking at those hand sanatizer stations that they've put in all the hospitals. Apparently, if they're put within 100 feet of each other, they could ignite and cause a explosive chain reaction if there is a fire...

 

[Microcosm]

that's crazy, link?

Yeah, if you're that desperate to get drunk then.. just.. no.

 

[RudyGarmisch]

I dont have it any more, it was a handout for my Environmental Heath class...

 

[Capt.Flannel]

I saw that too, it's so nuts.

 

[chapz]

"If swallowed, call a doctor." from the decription.

hmm tasty

 

[Capt.Flannel]

clearly, they forgot to finish the sentence:

"If swallowed, call a doctor so he can set up an IV full of hand sanitizer because you will be addicted to it's incredible deliciousness"

 

[scientist]

if you are that desperate to get drunk you have some serious issues.

 

[396222687862]

Ingredients:

Active Ingredients: Contains: Ethyl Alcohol (62%)

Inactive Ingredients: Water, Glycerin, Isopropyl Myristate, Propylene Glycol, Tocopheryl Acetate, Aminomethyl Propanol, Carbomer, Fragrance (parfum)

funnn

 

[killa_cam]

o rly?

 

[Armada08]

yeah you can get drunk off of that it kills you to drink it though go out and buy some beer!

 

[chapz]

k buddy... prove to us that you actually drink it then.

 

[Capt.Flannel]

You missed where I said that this was a news story and not a personal experience, eh?

 

[splooshie]

i guess you guys didnt know ethyl is toxic and WILL kill you.

 

[Capt.Flannel]

missed the joke apparently.

 

[396222687862]

lots of people are taking this wayyy too seriously.

 

[RudyGarmisch]

Eyeball shots are the way to go with this stuff.

 

[Grimace.]

its like during the prohibition, saloons used to buy i think some kind of hair product because of the alcohol content, and they use to filter it somehow and make terrible tasting alcohol and mix it with orange juice.

 

[Tom.]

hahaha

 

[honeydip]

holy shit man, good idea... not

 

[TheButterHashira]

i heard about some little kid staggering in his house and his mom was wondering why he was sick and couldnt walk straight then she went to the bathroom and saw how the hand sanitizer bottle was open

 

[TheButterHashira]

i heard about some little kid staggering in his house and his mom was wondering why he was sick and couldnt walk straight then she went to the bathroom and saw how the hand sanitizer bottle was open

 

[Reptar]

hahahhaah. this idiot at my school drank rubbing alchol. puked like no tommorrow apparently