Ugliest Topsheets

[yungcigsmoker]

 

[hot_ham]

Been thinking about this thread.. I'd buy a ski like the j skis cat one simply because of how ugly it is. it's gone a full loop from cool to ugly bacj to cool again just cos it's so damn ugly. I think companies need to just put more creativity into their topsheets and bases thrn it won't matterhow ugly they are, they can pass it off as art anyway!

 

[FUUUCK]

No idea why they went with that graphic, especially when they probably had one of the nicest topsheets of all time the year before.

YUP, worst of all time ever, I even had a pair and they weren't awful skis. But HOLY SHIT was that ever the worst graffic. What the fuck were they thinking? How far did that graphic go through in the chain of command at Salomon to get approved? DID SOMEONE ACTUALLY GET PAID REAL MONEY TO DRAW THAT!?!?! WOOF! WOOF!!!!! GET IT?!?! I'M A DOG WITH MOTHERFUCKING SHARK FINS FOR LIMBS!!!!!!

 

[fresh_prince]

Been thinking about this thread.. I'd buy a ski like the j skis cat one simply because of how ugly it is. it's gone a full loop from cool to ugly bacj to cool again just cos it's so damn ugly. I think companies need to just put more creativity into their topsheets and bases thrn it won't matterhow ugly they are, they can pass it off as art anyway!

your name tho

 

[tdollo]

mixed feelings about these. too bright i think

 

[*DELETED*]

Mastermind and Traveling Circus models have always been ugly imo

 

[000000000000]

Honestly, K2 could have done way better on the Powabunga top sheet

like not get rid of the hellbent series

 

[Pat.t]

Not a single on3p ski on this thread, that's sayin something

 

[Zurg]

Not a single on3p ski on this thread, that's sayin something

Sorry

 

[caucasian_chad]

Any race ski ever.

 

[perryhunter]

Anything J-skis makes.

Yeah! Most, not all of it though.

 

[Heart]

Anything J-skis makes.

-64 downvotes. I think that's a personal record, and I still stand by what I said.

 

[skebumw]

I wish ON3P would do another ugliest top sheet competition

lol yeah my homie jake won that one year it was a super harry guy with his hands down his pants, I might have a picture

 

[TheBooleanBandit]

ON3P Tranny Slammers are just vulgar, good skis though

 

[RudyGarmisch]

Not a single on3p ski on this thread, that's sayin something

We have an ugliest topsheet contest winner on page 1, you are wrong sir.

 

[ghosthop]

so subjective, I like half of the topsheets posted, especially those ^^jmos

 

[270on420out]

Bump
http://www.jibij.com/products/armad...t=5643152513&gclid=COm8pfnYzMkCFccYHwodbe4Czg

 

[Zimmy]

In my view, Whitedot's have always looked ghastly: topsheets, bases and the shapes themselves.

I don't know how they ski though, but it's not a good start.

 

[bait]

if you ski at Jay Peak, then you know what these mean

 

[J_skis]

Anything J-skis makes.

Roasted

 

[dyer]

i have these weird tree things

 

[mattymagoo757]

so subjective, I like half of the topsheets posted, especially those ^^jmos

I only hate the cowboy on the bottom. The others are just ok. At least they look clean.

 

[Deforestation]

if you ski at Jay Peak, then you know what these mean

I ski at Jay and have 0 fucking clue

 

[jeremyo13]

Line anthems from maybe 6 yrs ago. Lots of purple, with pink lightning and some razor blades. Super fun ski, but rather hideous

 

[bait]

I ski at Jay and have 0 fucking clue

its the rental ski that jay offers. if u see someone skiing on them, u dip, bc theyre a gaper

 

[Deforestation]

its the rental ski that jay offers. if u see someone skiing on them, u dip, bc theyre a gaper

That makes sense, guess I never noticed

 

[supersquid]

Well yes I would, but I still find the twisters to be very unappealing.

Price point ski? They are almost $600. ON3P sells skis for $600 I would call them pricepoint. I think a true pricepoint skis would be line skis.

or surface park blanks

 

[supersquid]

i really liked the moment vice graphics from two years ago and i ski last years, but I'm really not a fan of the graphics on this years. . . .it just looks too cluttered

im riding them right now with fks

 

[DYCO]

I have them and let me tell you they look 100 times better in person. Still not in love with the bases tho

**This post was edited on Nov 24th 2018 at 11:22:39am

 

[.otto.]

almost every single ski... honestly skiers suck at making good graphics

 

[addie.]

Dynastar Trouble Makers (these are the worst, but really any generation)

this looks like a nickleback album cover

 

[Jesse.White]

 

[jellomellow]

almost every single ski... honestly skiers suck at making good graphics

then make your own

 

[skidemon22]

this looks like a nickleback album cover

nearly sprayed my mac in beer when i laughed at this.... well done haha

 

[saskskier]

this looks like a nickleback album cover

Amazing... Hats off to you for the best possible response.

 

[.otto.]

then make your own

I Do..

 

[SPUTnik.]

how has no one said these?

 

[Bumblesteeze]

YUP, worst of all time ever, I even had a pair and they weren't awful skis. But HOLY SHIT was that ever the worst graffic. What the fuck were they thinking? How far did that graphic go through in the chain of command at Salomon to get approved? DID SOMEONE ACTUALLY GET PAID REAL MONEY TO DRAW THAT!?!?! WOOF! WOOF!!!!! GET IT?!?! I'M A DOG WITH MOTHERFUCKING SHARK FINS FOR LIMBS!!!!!!

They're laughably bad. What is with the "This is the road I took?" Do you have any insight? You probably have an interesting thing to say, after hours of having them in your face while going up the lift.

 

[HuckNorris44]

 

[HuckNorris44]

Looks like a child shit all over the skis.

 

[Heart]

Old Line Invaders - loved them back when I was a wee gaper first getting twin tips, but my are they hideous.

 

[lickmyballs]

Yea I just don't like these at all. haha

 

[grilled_steeze]

2014 Icelantic Shaman SKNY

 

[Deepskier]

Upload didn't work last time but these skis could definitely use some love

http://thumbs.newschoolers.com/index.php?src=http%3A%2F%2F24.media.tumblr.com%2Fff2cc9dadeac1dbf250438c9baeda8d2%2Ftumblr_n471ftSPMS1rbc9h1o1_400.gif&size=400x1000

 

[Deepskier]

Fuck that was sopossed to be the fuck you gif floating around

 

[fries]

I have them and let me tell you they look 100 times better in person. Still not in love with the bases tho

This. I own a pair of jskis whip it cats and space and love them and they look great in person

 

[Pac2]

I wish these came in a park ski.

They basically do, look at this years pipe cleaner then are all black with hims of white.

I like the new 4frmt graphics but man do I not like these.

 

[Skier_75]

Tiger snakes are hideous

 

[s-hand]

I think I just threw up in my mouth

You think thats bad?? This is the '09 graphic of that ski. I went through 2 pairs of them back in the day.

 

[s-hand]

You think thats bad?? This is the '09 graphic of that ski. I went through 2 pairs of them back in the day.

oops