U.S. OPEN troy are you coming?

Durtschi

Durtschi

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troy i feel we have had a seperation since our debaucherizing in the hotel lobby with phil belanger and sticking crutches in your unsuspecting bunghole to the waking of a beutifall day in breckenridge

I am off to the old sunshine state again, where the women insticntivly flock like the salmon of capistrano and i am wonder ing if your progressive snatch will join me ? oh you dont have a plane ticket? call your sponsor and have him book you one and if you dont have a sponsor tell renny to buy you a ticket in the name of progression.

i am going for pipe only and i pplan to add15 feet of amplitude to my cork 900 which is now 1 foot out and that will make a decent 16 foot air and if its smooth i ll knock simons socks off. if not i will beg berman to make me the winner of the unknown cvontest.

if all else fails i will fly to alaska and ski alyeska with my proud chaches

Alaska pride
 
wow. name dropper. and triplebacktroy best be competing to represent his sponsors.. biatch

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dinomyte
 
why aren't you doing slopestyle too?

real advice is telling someone that when you are bangin a girl and you hear a pop to pull out quick because your condom just broke
 
his chach didnt sign up in time

'Dude, we're sick. I mean, he's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so, ya know...' -CR Johnson
 
wow niggers. i seemed to have missed the sign up by one day, 2 months ago, geez i wonder if i can walk nigerachi

skiing is the way of life for those who choose to push the edge.
 
i had a near flawless run nigga , but i still need you

skiing is the way of life for those who choose to push the edge.
 
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