Typical Fears

SteveXs2

SteveXs2

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I remember reading a couple years ago that the typical fear for a guy was things that are outside of windows. The typical fear for girls was things under the bed.

Personally, I find this so true. When I was younger (and even occasionally even now) I'd always expect something to be outside a window, looking inside my house at me. When I say 'even occasionally even now' I mean like, 20 seconds ago when i was upstairs and I heard a sound coming from outside that sounded a lot like someone walking up the stairs to the sundeck in my house.

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Ya that kinda shit always freaked me out, if I saw someone lookig in my window at me I would be so scared.

 
when i was little I was so freaked out of things under the bed. after a nightmare i'd sit up for a few minutes, then sprint out the door, hitting the wall rounding the corner and run into my parents room. it always scared the shit out of them cause they thought someone was trying to break in or something.

'hey look guys! For a dollar you can get a free condom!'

- a friend when she saw the condom dispenser in the bathroom

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- a guy thinking of ways to get revenge on someone who is deathly allergic to milk
 
hey, thats a fear of mine is things outside dark windows. I didn't always have it. I had a dream when I was younger about some guy stading outside and trying to come in. Now I habitually close the blinds on the right windows at night.

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i was always scared of that too but like when I would be layin in my bed real still i would start to think about raptors and i would lay still and think a raptor was in my room and if i moved it would kill me.. that freak the shit outta me

OH FO SHO
 
I used to be scared of things in my closet too, even now I can't sleep if my closet door is open.

'hey look guys! For a dollar you can get a free condom!'

- a friend when she saw the condom dispenser in the bathroom

'We could give him milk after filling his epipen with heroin and turn him into a drug addict'

- a guy thinking of ways to get revenge on someone who is deathly allergic to milk
 
^ Same man. Windows are scary shit. I'd always think to myself 'Oh man, if I popped up outside a friends window I could scare the shit outta them'. But really... that'd be so cruel I could never do it because if someone did it to me I'd literally piss myself.

I was watching Jeepers Creepers 2 last night (Pretty lame movie, I might add), and when they were in the bus and the thing was on the side windows looking in, that part woulda been fokkin scary in real life becasue really, the only thing seperating you from what's on the outside is a thin piece of glass (which is actually a liquid) and things on both sides can see eachother.

BTW, if you guys wanna see a good movie with a couple minor scary-ish parts, watch 'Wrong Turn'.... I think I watched #2 but I dunno for sure. Anyways, it had a part in it that'd be scary as fock in real life, where they were inside the cannibals' house and when they were just about to leave the cannibals pulled up in the driveway so they had to hide in the house overnight after watching their friend get chopped up and put into jars. Another part is when they're in the trees. The movie is sorta like Texas Chainsaw Massacre (although I haven't seen that movie).

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gethyped.net
 
^ haha, i fell asleep during both of those movies, but then i find most horror movie funny, except It, i saw that when i was 4 and it still scares the shit out of me, and I'm still scared of clowns because of it.

'hey look guys! For a dollar you can get a free condom!'

- a friend when she saw the condom dispenser in the bathroom

'We could give him milk after filling his epipen with heroin and turn him into a drug addict'

- a guy thinking of ways to get revenge on someone who is deathly allergic to milk
 
I remember my sister being scared of stuff under the bed when she was a kid.

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'Schmuck...Cruella has garbage can pussy.'

--> Alpentalik

gethyped.net
 
wow. this is really weird because every night, i always think that when i open my shade and look outside, someone will be standing there. actually, a couple times, there was someone there. my friends like to come to my window looking for weed/lighters/whatever else they need at 1am.

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I have a fear of whats outside the windows, whenever i hear something outside at night i never look.

i was going to go for a quad daffy but i was like, why huck? -mommy
 
dude yea, whenever i go to close my curtains at night before bed, I always expect to see someone either on my roof or to see someone lookin at me through my window... even when it's an upstairs window -- but to me that makes it even more scary.

'Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil..'
 
ive never had that window fear but when i was younger and even sometimes now when im in a dark basement i feel like im not alone and i race up the stairs

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i have a fear of things outside in general, not so much out the window. when i was little i always used to think that dead people would come out of the river behind my house and eat me.

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yeah i also heard that boys are more afraid of things coming from windows and doors and girls or under the bed or in the closet. and i heard it from the science chanell so you know its true. but yeah. i like to sleep with the door open so if something evil comings in i can run for the door. but not all the way open cuz then they can come in silently, just enough to that i can open it quickly...yeah...im a pussy like that

go listen to some emo. those whiny guys feel your pain. -linemaverick5...

 
when i was little, i was scared of things out of dark windows. when ever i slept in the living room as a tyke, i would look out of the window while laying on the couch. i always imagined a mangled up face all of the sudden splatting agianst the window rull fast. scured the shit out of me.

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and i still think that a big dark basement would scare me. i remember back when i was tyklet (small tyke), me and my gay friend with man boobs where playing down in my basement. all of the sudden we heard this tiny little song playing. no radios or anything where on so we look at each other and ran upstairs little bitch pussies.

pinktigers

 
i cant sleep with the shade open, even though i live in a good neighborhood, good town etc...

who watches the watchman?

slot machines made legal in Pennsylvania? next stop, the ninth level of HELL
 
I was never really afraid of anything as a kid. Now the only thing I'm afraid of is cops: even though I'm not doing anything wrong, when I see a cop car, I get the chills and I'm like 'oh shit oh shit...'. I'm not wanted or anything though...

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yea, my room is in my basement s othe window is actually at ground level and ppl could just crawl in if they wanted to. i look at the window alot to make sure nothing is there even though its so dark u can't see through anyways, so even if i cant see the other side, i just stare and flip it off. i dunno why, i guess just to show if a person was really there , that i knew they were there and they'd hopefully just go away

Take me to your special place,

Close your eyes show me your face............I'm gonna piss on it

 
i saw this guy a month or so ago walking in the middle of the night in my back yard, it was like 230 or so i had jsut gone to bed, and we have one of those motion lights, and im thinking, waht the fuck is that, prolly jsut a cat or something, but i look and there is this guy walking across my lawn in the middle of the fucking night, it was like a cat and a donkey fucking, it just doesnt happen ya know?

 
When my family would stay at my relatives house, me & my bro would have to sleep in the living room with the big window. And they live out in the booneys and you can here coyotes and stuff and the big window was scary shit.

Another thing that gets me is forests. I like to go out with my camera and try and find some birds to take photos of, but sometimes I'll be standing in the middle of the bushes and here footsteps cracking sticks & stuff and I think it's either a bear or a redneck.

Finally, the forest behind my house at night. Scary stuff cause anyone can go through there and people used to smoke weed there when i was a kid and i got locked in the basement of a treehouse by some teenagers when i was like 5. It's kinda like the movie 'the village' by M. Night Shamawhatever where there are creatures living in the forest that'll come up and eat you and stuff.

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gethyped.net
 
yea its true, im always freaked about out my window.

and the same kinda deal i guess, in my bathroom, theres a big mirrior in front of my sink (lotsa people probably have that) and im always freaked that when i look up, i will see somebody there... same with behind my shower curtian.

also, when i was a wee child (and still sometimes today) when i go/went upstair, im kinda freaked thinkin someones coming up behind me, so i run up the stairs.

and the door thing, i used to always have this vision that i was so scared of, of this big, burly dude, in overalls, with a huge chainsaw and a white hockey mask kicking in my front door to come and get us in our sleep.

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hoodratz47
 
^^ which were you more afraid of, bears or rednecks?

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yes.. i once found my freind on acid under a blanket and wearing a loin cloth made out of bannna peels

hoodratz47
 
it makes alot more sense to be scared of something out your window than something under your bed

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i dont have to worry about the window thing because im upstairs,but the best thing seems so real.right when you about to go to bed a hand grabs you...

adam
 
I forgot about mirrors. I never leave the door open when i'm in the bathroom brushing my teeth or washing my face or something cause i expect to look up and see something standing out in the living room.

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gethyped.net
 
i live downstair in a totally diffrent part of the house then the rest of my family. and i am so scared of going into my room when its late and dark and i have to shut the blinds it's so scary. and under my bed freaks me out too and my closet

-Chloe

skiing=radical
 
^ same for me. i have to come up stairs from the basement and walk past a full glass window. after donnie darko and a clockwork orange i had to sprint upstairs because it seemed like frank or the dude in my icon would be at my door

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dark windows = scary...people like to bang on my window

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i used to get scared that something was under my bed so i would want to run out to my parents room but i wouldnt because i would think something would grab my feet and yank me under the bad.

I think one way the cops could make money would be to hold a murder weapons sale. Many people could really use used ice picks
 
sumtimes i do a lil sam fisher splinter cell action and like when im in the dark i go along the wall with it on my back and and sumtimes if im really stupid ill pretend im holding a gun haha. its fun

Take me to your special place,

Close your eyes show me your face............I'm gonna piss on it

 
One time i heard tapping on my window and i was scared too look outside so i peeked outside my blinds and my friends were drunk outside my window so i went outside and we went outside other peoples' windows.

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'Schmuck...Cruella has garbage can pussy.'

--> Alpentalik

gethyped.net
 
whenever im in my basement i get that feeling like someones staring at me from behind.

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well isnt it nice...

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'I am so smart, I am so smart. S-M-R-T, wait no, S-M-A-R-T!'
 
One time i had a dream that i walked over to my window and looked out at night and some guy was standing there with blood coming out of his eyes in my front yard and i turned around and he was in my room right behind me. i woke up screaming

yay skiing is happy
 
i always keep my door shut though, so that if someone wants to come into my room from the hall, I'll know it and i'll wake up before they can kill me in my sleep. I hate those rare occasions when you could swear you saw something and you almost piss yourself and you basically break out in a sweat cause you're so damn freaked out.

'Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil..'
 
whoa thats neat

definetly my biggest irrational fear is someone just popping up outside the window... i did not know it common among guys

sweet

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once i had a dream that we had gone away on vacation and we were coming home. we pulled into the driveway, but then i saw a face in the window of the side door. it was a guy laughing and holding a knife. i am so scared of coming home now because i think someone will be in the house waiting...

and one time, i was at my cottage, and reading in bed, on the loft. my brother thought it would be funny to sneak upstairs and crawl under the bed (and he did this all without me seeing him). after like 5 minutes of hiding under the bed, he grabbed my ankles, and i screamed so loud. that was so fucking scary, and now i always check under beds.

ahh i get scared of so much stuff in my own house. i hate it.

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dana
 
hahahahhaa

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yes.. i once found my freind on acid under a blanket and wearing a loin cloth made out of bannna peels

hoodratz47
 
i always think about ghosts, i get sooo scared, last night i went downstairs at 2 in the morn and i kept thinking about ghosts so i got up to go back to my bed and i sprinted the whole way cause i was scared.

Tour De France Cult
 
ontario skiing...im am the exact same! i boot it up the stairs if im alone at night, or even if the lights are all out during the day....its freaky as hell

 
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