Types of Steeze

[grifftang]

whaddup NS?

ITT: we discuss our favorite type of steeze. mine is gorilla steeze, in which one adopts a wide stance, sticks his or her upper arms out at about 45 degrees to the ground, lets his forearms sort of dangle, leans forward, and boldly holds this position throughout the air. srsly, what is steezier than that? you tell me, NS.

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[GoonThug]

goon and goothung steeze riding way backseat, not giving a fuck

 

[Stickity]

standing uprightleaning slightly back1 foot grinds
tom wallischy i guess

 

[da_leet_ski]

Its all about tom wallisch's steeze... He makes it look soooo easy and smooth. Personally I think being all hunched over in gorilla mode looks like your trying really hard and it doesnt look cool.

 

[Zoro]

gorilla steeze is way overrated

its all about the pencil maaaannnn!!

 

[theblacktaco]

garret russels steeze .. he always looks like he is having so fun

 

[teleak]

praying mantis steeze

 

[MikeyMikey]

repost but...

http://www.boingboing.net/images/meercats.jpg

JAAAAAH!

 

[1337]

afterbang position at all times, no acceptions

 

[Relish_man]

HEAVY HEAD!!!

 

[No_Dub]

too overrated to many people try to afterbang to hard. all it is is stomping a trick and being clean. it just looks silly to bang all the time

 

[jshe]

straight-up right a little backseat and bent knees

srsly the bent knees man

 

[fountain.]

phil casabons steeze is my favorite

 

[ski-swagga]

crazy forced afterbang!!!

 

[EvanMeyer]

high steeze

 

[bustinthejus]

I really like smooth, buttery style on jumps and while riding, but on rails and stuff definitely gorilla steeze.

 

[-ShredTheGnar-]

Jossi Wells afterbang.

 

[Funnel]

Boner steeze, just because it has boner in the name. No homo.

 

[--ski--]

dont know what to call it but guys like jossi, sammy and tj. super smooth shit. or what i call the perfection steeze aka jon and andreas.

 

[mBjerkenes]

x2

 

[grilledsteezeyo]

this. although with a tad of heavyhead

 

[..jack]

Yeah garrett russell and anyone who makes it look like there having loads of fun. Candide aswell.

 

[EmperorKuzco]

i dont give a fuck steeze definately the best, i rather like boneer steeze too

 

[panojibber]

HESH!

 

[IceCreamer]

Sex steeze.

 

[-Kevin-]

Theres quite a few types, i just ride and afterbang sick tricks i can do well.

 

[andersteeze]

jeaa boner steeze

 

[stokedelic]

my favorite is adam delorme. ever.

 

[Beepboop123]

dope steeze below the knees!

 

[VinniCash]

Tanner Hall in Session 1242, True Monkey Style!

 

[yojimbo]

sssall about that sketchball steeze like you ain't gonna land a fing but then yah do!

 

[tacobellslayer]

adam just drips with it

 

[McGeown__]

Garret Russel or LJ Streino hands down, always having a good time whether it be in the shitiest mini park ever, or at Park City

 

[skithecanada]

Yes

 

[skithecanada]

fuck gangsters they are shit and only wear baggy clothes because they can't ski and need to hide it somehow.

 

[EthanJPAskier]

Poles-shoved-up-the-asshole steeze would have to be my favorite, everyone's seen it.

 

[T-Holt]

Garret's sick.

 

[ike.]

YES thank god for a fellow NS hesher

 

[jfletcher]

lampshade for the win!

 

[DaveM]

Not Givin A FACK!

 

[mBall]

Sammys pre bang while coming to the jump. AND in the hephi edit when wallisch goes over the rope and pushes his tips up and sticks his poles out and he's all straightened out.

 

[wesley.]

penguin steeze. for example henrik. his clothing is so baggy that he appears to have no knees, just like penguins.

 

[panojibber]

Thank god for a fellow COP hesher!
I'm not really hesh lol, just wear tight pants whenever its warm enough, my long underwear is too bulky to fit under those damn pants hahaha.
What's your outerwear? I might have seen you around.

 

[holyDINOSAURS]

fast hard and angry

 

[andreweckels]

pull when doing small- medium airs pulling your knees up as high as you can then just bonering out as hard as you can to land like you're trying to kill the snow

 

[PartyHon]

haha theres a way to go. steeze kinda comes with pratice with smooth ticks

 

[Gnarwall]

I afterbang everything for lol's.

 

[nickyp]

Hey there, you're really funny. You should like, go into comedy or something.

 

[jjdsteeze]

YESSS .

 

[Mr_FreshShirt]

jossi wells afterbang for sure

 

[Ride03]

FORCED AFTERBANG FOR LIIIIFE! LOLZ

but to be honest, the types of steeze that are the most "appealing" to me, are unique steezes. Most pro skiers have their own steeze that just kinda HAPPENS. Its just the way they look when they ski. They don't try too hard, they just look solid in the air and on the ground. ITS WALLAH CRAZY