Two Plankers Podcast

[X_ANKILLA]

Hey guys just want to let yall know that Two Plankers Podcast will be interviewing me for their next episode. I'm sorry, I know, who would interview me, why XanKilla?!? He's just a Cis White Male Privileged Simp right!? So if any of yall have questions for me to answer on the Podcast please leave them below and venmo me 5$ for a potential shoutout.

 

[GrandThings]

Is that Cole Drexler in the pic? Miss that dude's skiing

 

[r00kie]

Can you tell us one more time why you are significant to the ski world?

 

[X_ANKILLA]

Is that Cole Drexler in the pic? Miss that dude's skiing

It is actually, I cleared it with him before I posted it?

 

[X_ANKILLA]

Can you tell us one more time why you are significant to the ski world?

Bc my Friend's a Pro

 

[TOAST.]

Is that Cole Drexler in the pic? Miss that dude's skiing

Hmm anyone else down for turning this into a Cole Drexler appreciation thread, that dude had the best style.

 

[X_ANKILLA]

Hmm anyone else down for turning this into a Cole Drexler appreciation thread, that dude had the best style.

Let's do it.??

 

[JAHBRADOR]

What meds are you on and how would you go about taking way more of them?

 

[X_ANKILLA]

What meds are you on and how would you go about taking way more of them?

Do you make jokes about mentally ill people so you can feel better about yourself?

 

[JAHBRADOR]

Do you make jokes about mentally ill people so you can feel better about yourself?

kinda

 

[X_ANKILLA]

kinda

Damn that's not very PC of you at all bro. Hey everyone, Jahbrador thinks marginalizing victims of mental illness is hip while sitting comfortably in his White Cis Male Privilege. I bet he says the N word too!

 

[JAHBRADOR]

Damn that's not very PC of you at all bro. Hey everyone, Jahbrador thinks marginalizing victims of mental illness is hip while sitting comfortably in his White Cis Male Privilege. I bet he says the N word too!

I think everything you just described is very Park City of me actually.

 

[keagan.karstens]

How’d u discover that drinkin piss is good for u

 

[EPfanboy]

Whos your current inspiration in skiing and what was the last video part that you watched that inspired you?

 

[skierman]

How many momos have you groped on BYU's campus?

 

[BigPurpleSkiSuit]

Can you tell us one more time why you are significant to the ski world?

Remember Lavar Ball?

 

[X_ANKILLA]

How’d u discover that drinkin piss is good for u

Bruh straight up I had a lot of Raw vegan Friends all doing it, so i tried it too, its a really unique experience.

 

[X_ANKILLA]

How many momos have you groped on BYU's campus?

I wishhhhhh

 

[X_ANKILLA]

Whos your current inspiration in skiing and what was the last video part that you watched that inspired you?

Good ass question bruh

 

[Thegenericskier]

How did you create your name?

 

[X_ANKILLA]

How did you create your name?

that's a great story.

 

[BLandz]

I know you make your own ski pants and shit like that. Do you plan on starting a brand or something like that in the future?

also

In the past you have talked about tactile skiing changing the game and ppl will need special equipment and shit to accommodate the different riding style. Do you still think tactile skiing will blow up or have your thoughts changed at all on it or what.

also

You add a lot of special effects in your edits that I think have caused me permanent brain damage. Do you think I will ever recover or am I too mentally damaged to ever be the same again. I want to try drinking my own piss but im afraid it is a gateway drug to eating my own shit. Lmk.

 

[Schoess]

How would you say the Dunning-Kruger effect applies to your life?

Also Cole Drexler is hot

 

[keagan.karstens]

How many babies a day do the reptiles who run the government eat

 

[Young_patty]

Hmm anyone else down for turning this into a Cole Drexler appreciation thread, that dude had the best style.

Gosh bro ikkk, his edits were always so fun to watch too. His style definitely left an imprint on me, he was mad ahead of his time.

[video]https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=J9AF0utVDu0[/video]

 

[X_ANKILLA]

I know you make your own ski pants and shit like that. Do you plan on starting a brand or something like that in the future?

also

In the past you have talked about tactile skiing changing the game and ppl will need special equipment and shit to accommodate the different riding style. Do you still think tactile skiing will blow up or have your thoughts changed at all on it or what.

also

You add a lot of special effects in your edits that I think have caused me permanent brain damage. Do you think I will ever recover or am I too mentally damaged to ever be the same again. I want to try drinking my own piss but im afraid it is a gateway drug to eating my own shit. Lmk.

?????????, watch out about joking about eating shit, if you end up in the mental hospital they take that shit seriously?

 

[X_ANKILLA]

How would you say the Dunning-Kruger effect applies to your life?

Also Cole Drexler is hot

That's a really powerful question

 

[404404]

What is your most controversial theory/non main stream thought.

That's a really powerful question

 

[skierman]

That's a really powerful question

Which theory of yours is the most commonly deemed as racist by those who hear it?

 

[chubbspeterson]

who are you?

 

[X_ANKILLA]

What is your most controversial theory/non main stream thought.

Liberals create Racism

Which theory of yours is the most commonly deemed as racist by those who hear it?

Liberals Create Racism

 

[JAHBRADOR]

Do you still deny the Holocaust?

 

[TRVP_ANGEL]

Can i get the middle pillow model #??

 

[AaronO.]

Whatever happened with the tunnels and the mole men

 

[Skiblade420]

Pls explain how great u r again incase we 4got

 

[MiIfHunter]

Shut the fuck up ur boring

Nothing I say is one bit interesting or thought provoking

 

[CatdickBojangles]

What’s your Venmo though?

 

[X_ANKILLA]

What’s your Venmo though?

Venmo is X_ankilla

 

[Titus69]

Two questions for you

1. why do you believe you’re better at skiing than the likes of henrik harlaut and Phil casabon?

2. will tactile skiing ever be considered a legit form of good style?

actually, I know the answer to #2 so nvm

 

[X_ANKILLA]

Two questions for you

1. why do you believe you’re better at skiing than the likes of henrik harlaut and Phil casabon?

2. will tactile skiing ever be considered a legit form of good style?

actually, I know the answer to #2 so nvm

Bruh they mah OGs, nuthin but love. Oh owe them so much. And bruh if you have to deny it, then it's already real.

 

[DesertStix]

He conveniently ignored this one

Do you still deny the Holocaust?

 

[Craig114]

Do you still deny the Holocaust?

He conveniently ignored this one

They better ask about this on the podcast

 

[DesertStix]

[tag=179844]@TwoPlankerPod[/tag] were looking at you to ask the tough questions

They better ask about this on the podcast

 

[X_ANKILLA]

They better ask about this on the podcast

he literally just texted me this morning, and we gunna record my answer.

 

[DesertStix]

You gotta audio record a simple yes or no for us? Bet.

he literally just texted me this morning, and we gunna record my answer.

 

[MoneyMakerMike]

Nothing I say is one bit interesting or thought provoking

True

 

[mrk127]

Top 3 favorite fruits?

 

[X_ANKILLA]

Top 3 favorite fruits?

Organic local palisade peaches

cantaloupe in season

jack fruit Bc bubblegum bitch

 

[Mr.Mitten]

ok here we go everyone... don't know why but I'm diving in

 

[CatdickBojangles]

ok here we go everyone... don't know why but I'm diving in

Holy fuck it’s 4 hours

 

[X_ANKILLA]

ok here we go everyone... don't know why but I'm diving in

because you're curious.