Two latvian look at clouds
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JeremyClarkson
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Latvian try to cross river. Has dog, potatoes, and
dead son’s body. Can only take two across river at one time. If he leave dog
with potatoes or corpse, dog eat them. Is very sad. Also is not good boat.
Is dead dog in road. Is dead Latvian in road. What difference?
Dog have fur keep warm. Also, freedom. And dog try eat poop for pleasure not
just survive. So many thing!
Latvian is rub lamp find genii.
Genii say, “What is three wishes?” Latvian say, “I wish potato!” Then, POOF!
Potato! Latvian so happy! “Oh! Is potato! Is potato!” say Latvian. Genii ask,
“What is next wish?” Latvian is say, “I wish you go away so can enjoy potato!”
POOF! Too bad. Also, was only lamp.
Latvian man hear knock at
door. "Who is it?" ask man. "Is Potato Man. Am delivering free potatoes
door-to-door" say voice. Man rejoice. "Oh! Such a blessing! This must be
wonderful dream!" Latvian open door, man say "Just kidding. Is Secret Police."
Q: Why do Latvian Security Police always travel in threes?
A: One can read. One can write. One must keep watch on the two
intellectuals.
dead son’s body. Can only take two across river at one time. If he leave dog
with potatoes or corpse, dog eat them. Is very sad. Also is not good boat.
Is dead dog in road. Is dead Latvian in road. What difference?
Dog have fur keep warm. Also, freedom. And dog try eat poop for pleasure not
just survive. So many thing!
Latvian is rub lamp find genii.
Genii say, “What is three wishes?” Latvian say, “I wish potato!” Then, POOF!
Potato! Latvian so happy! “Oh! Is potato! Is potato!” say Latvian. Genii ask,
“What is next wish?” Latvian is say, “I wish you go away so can enjoy potato!”
POOF! Too bad. Also, was only lamp.
Latvian man hear knock at
door. "Who is it?" ask man. "Is Potato Man. Am delivering free potatoes
door-to-door" say voice. Man rejoice. "Oh! Such a blessing! This must be
wonderful dream!" Latvian open door, man say "Just kidding. Is Secret Police."
Q: Why do Latvian Security Police always travel in threes?
A: One can read. One can write. One must keep watch on the two
intellectuals.
the.hellion.
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potato, threads.
Huck_Norris
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No. Fuck dolan.
SterlingArcher
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Hahaha
yourthemannowdog
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A Latvian told me this joke once
A pregnant woman is walking down the street in the ghetto. A man appears and shoots the woman in the stomach two times. She goes to the hospital, but they couldn't remove the bullet. The woman gives birth to twins, a boy and girl, seemingly unharmed.
Five years later the mother is in the kitchen when the daughter runs up to her.
"Mommy! Mommy! Mommy!", the daughter cries
"What is it dear?"
"I went to the bathroom and I peed out a metal bullet"
The mother explains the situation and the daughter comes down. A few weeks later her son runs into the kitchen to his mother.
"Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! You won't believe what just happened!"
"I know what happened, don't worry. Your sister peed a bullet last week. I was-"
"No, I know about that. I was jerking off and, BANG, I shot grandmother in the face"
A pregnant woman is walking down the street in the ghetto. A man appears and shoots the woman in the stomach two times. She goes to the hospital, but they couldn't remove the bullet. The woman gives birth to twins, a boy and girl, seemingly unharmed.
Five years later the mother is in the kitchen when the daughter runs up to her.
"Mommy! Mommy! Mommy!", the daughter cries
"What is it dear?"
"I went to the bathroom and I peed out a metal bullet"
The mother explains the situation and the daughter comes down. A few weeks later her son runs into the kitchen to his mother.
"Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! You won't believe what just happened!"
"I know what happened, don't worry. Your sister peed a bullet last week. I was-"
"No, I know about that. I was jerking off and, BANG, I shot grandmother in the face"
NinetyFour
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Three Latvian are brag about sons. “My son is soldier. He have rape as many women as want,” say first Latvian.
“Zo?” second say, “My son is farmer. He have all potato he want!”
Third Latvian wait long time, then say, “My son is die at birth. For him, struggle is over.”
“Wow! You are win us,” say others.
But all are feel sad.
“Zo?” second say, “My son is farmer. He have all potato he want!”
Third Latvian wait long time, then say, “My son is die at birth. For him, struggle is over.”
“Wow! You are win us,” say others.
But all are feel sad.
Ski_Alot
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One day man is hear of much potato on tallest mountain in Latvia. Is very happy and is walk to mountain. When arrive, man find mountain very hard to climb and very cold. However, man is need potato so no die of malnourish. Man climb for many days, and is cold and hungry. One day man see top of mountain! Is nearly there, but suddenly is slip and fall down mountain. Man is very sad, but still needs potato. Man realizes cannot live without potato, so climb mountain again. After many days, man is reach top of mountain. There, on top of mountain, is biggest potato in all of Latvia! Man grab potato and realize that his family will no die of malnourish! Is very happy. Suddenly, man slip, fall down mountain, and break arms and legs. Man go to hospital to fix. But is no hospital in Latvia! Is actually politburo trap and potato is actually rock. Man is sent to gulag and is die of malnourish.
Is happy as struggle is finally over.
Such is life
Is happy as struggle is finally over.
Such is life
newnewschool
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This thread brings me joy
RayRocket.
Member
Shh no tears
Olny potato....
Olny potato....
NinetyFour
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Latvian man finally able to access Internet. Browse popular site YouTube he does. He envies 240p video. Is made with potato.
