Turning 18

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA that is the dumbest fucking thing i have eveeerrrrrrr hearddd.... wooow that just mad my dad, are you fucking kidding me, that discusting. Thats like making a commitment to yourself you gunna smoke, not cool dood, DONT!
 
dude by 1230am on my 18th birthday, I was buying an Arizona Iced tea, 2 berry flavored blunt wraps, and a pack of turkish silvers
 
I turn 18 on the 18TH of nevember. and i wont be buying cigaretts. Smoking kills and smells bad!!
 
i think when i turn 18, im going to go back to annecy, buy a tartiflette, and have a small glass of wine, and see what its all about. those who know tartiflette will understand.
 
cigs can you get your dick sucked by a underage chick... they are great for that sort of thing
 
21 dipshit, alcohol... online gambling yes but not a casino

strip club, lap dance, etc. spend those dollas
 
not all indian casinos are 18, turning stone is the only one i can think of in upstate NY. Just goto Montreal when yer 18 and you can have it all
 
cigs are a good ice breaker. if you are shy about making the first word. either the chick will ask you and you smoke with her and talk. or they come up and play that smoking is bad for will you stop smoking for me. at least thats how it worked on saturday night, haha.
 
I bought a pack of cigarettes when I turned 18. I also opened several accounts at local video stores, registered for the selective service, went to work, bought a cigar, had a drink, bought some weed, bought a case of corona, and a bottle of tequila, went home, got shitty with all my buddies, and then the next day I picked up my 4th tattoo. Oh, I also gambled at a chinese restaurant. Nickle Keno baby.
 
me and my friends were going to go to the gas station on my friends bday with a video camera and have him go "hell ya im 18 today" then try and buy beer, and see what they guy would say, then when he said no have my friend start crying
 
when i turn 18 im gonna go into the gas station and buy some Pall Malls. when the clerk cards me, he'll notice that its my 18th birthday, and ask me how ive been buying cigs there for the last two years.
 
why would I want to obtain them anyway?

its called Fake Id, but my brothers buy be booze anyway so there's point
 
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