Turn Ons

wow, really, thank you for information.

Joke of the Week:

This little boy and his grandfather are fishing. Granddad pulls

out a beer and the little boy says 'Grandpa, can I have one of

those?' Grandpa says 'Is your penis big enough to touch your

asshole?' to which the little boy responds 'No.' 'Then you can't

have one.' A while later, the granddad pulls out a cigar and the

boy asks, 'Can I have on of those?'

Grandpa says 'Is your penis big enough to touch your asshole?'

to which the little boy responds 'No.' 'Then you can't have

one.' Later on, Grandpa and Grandson go to the grocery store for

food and each buy a lottery ticket. Grandpa is unlucky, but the

little boy says 'I just won $50,000'

Grandpa says, 'Great, your going to split that with me, right?'

The little boy asks, 'Grandpa, is your penis long enough to

touch your asshole?' 'Yes,' Says grandpa. 'Then go fuck

yourself!'

 
Nothing says 'fuck me' like black makeup and steel.

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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'

'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

'221 is fucking hilarious'

~221
 
boobies....mmmmmmmmm boobies

Take me to your special place,

Close your eyes show me your face............I'm gonna piss on it

 
yea. skiers, and pole vaulters

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yes.. i once found my freind on acid under a blanket and wearing a loin cloth made out of bannna peels

hoodratz47
 
lower back tattoos and a nice tan,

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
yea tan better tyhan a paley

Take me to your special place,

Close your eyes show me your face............I'm gonna piss on it

 
Smell of pussy........ mmmmmm I can smell it.

-People say marijuana ruins your life, I just say I take the scenic route-

 
abs, big arms, foreigners, charming smile, ass, hands, snowboarders, soccer players, dorky guys

*Im sure this will be WAY too much info for some of you, but rough sex and getting spanked during. haha, sorry

Daniel rocks my world.

'if the president is anything like you, atlantaski, i hope someone smacks him with a golf club and shits in his mouth.' CrystalNeedsSomething...

BUM LOVING FOR LIFE!

'If i was a slutty white chick id rather have a 14 inch beast in my twat than a 6 inch white man cock' -Lateralis
 
Irish thats some funny shit...

-People say marijuana ruins your life, I just say I take the scenic route-

 
well you guys asked. obviously if you came to this thread, you were hoping to read about how girls get turned on. and skanks are girls who wear slutty clothes and flirt a lot. sluts are girls who sleep around. im neither of those. so if you really think that calling me something that obviously isnt true, be my guest. but youre the fucking moron who needs to get his shit straight.

'if the president is anything like you, atlantaski, i hope someone smacks him with a golf club and shits in his mouth.' CrystalNeedsSomething...

BUM LOVING FOR LIFE!

'If i was a slutty white chick id rather have a 14 inch beast in my twat than a 6 inch white man cock' -Lateralis
 
haha, i thought it was too ant4life

'if the president is anything like you, atlantaski, i hope someone smacks him with a golf club and shits in his mouth.' CrystalNeedsSomething...

BUM LOVING FOR LIFE!

'If i was a slutty white chick id rather have a 14 inch beast in my twat than a 6 inch white man cock' -Lateralis
 
whatever, I've never heard of anyone who wasn't a skank say she's sucked a dick clean after being ass fucked.

You can say anything you want if you don't mean it.
 
Phrosty I guess you havent dated a freak... Girls dont have to be sluts or whores to be spanked... all they got to be is freaks... Thats in a good way not bad way for all of you who dont understand the full meaning of a freak.

-People say marijuana ruins your life, I just say I take the scenic route-

 
spanking is one thing, licking a poop covered wang is another.

You can say anything you want if you don't mean it.
 
i ski and play basketball, i must be awesome

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HIGH NORTH SESSION 4

The Hot Sauce Champion of the World
 
dudes , shaggin some girl thats a total freak is alot better that givin it to some girl that just lies there like a wet dog. freek chicks in the bedroom all the way!!!!

2 in the pink 1 in the stink !!!!
 
eewwww, when did irish do that phrosty?

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yes.. i once found my freind on acid under a blanket and wearing a loin cloth made out of bannna peels

hoodratz47
 
ive never dated a skier, it would be cool too, but its just not a priority for the attributes that i look for.

Dont forget your snorkle ~ Bridger Bowl
 
haha yea, i could use one of those once in a while

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yes.. i once found my freind on acid under a blanket and wearing a loin cloth made out of bannna peels

hoodratz47
 
checking for breast cancer is a big turn on.

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Good Fun With A Hand Gun.

MiKeE: If Shaun White is hot I hope I'm ugly.

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hoodratz47: sweet your now black....
 
It's all in the eyes...

unless you don't just mean physically, in which case a unique personality and a sense of humor are good.

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In a haze

A stormy haze

I’ll be around

I’ll be loving you

Always

Always

Here I am

And I’ll take my time

Here I am

And I’ll wait in line

Always

Always...
 
pizza sluts and athletic girls, but not like buff atheletic, oh yeah, dancing girls are always hot

I don't wanna sit down, I just wanna get down
 
fun girls

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Bloodninja:I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door....

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^ thank babe! :P:P hey i agree with irish! rough sex! :D hahaha gotta love irish and her ideas! hmm things that turn me on hmm! Aggressivness! hmm pinning! hmmm!

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spike 540 turns me on! okay n e one that can resist boobs tell me the secret! ?

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skier, (obviously) plays guitar, butt, and sense of humor.

~*Michelle

->'the CD goes right here. the speakers...oh well one of 'em's broken, but THIS speaker is good, and these wires, they are really good!'

'Fighting on the internet is like runnin in the special Olympics......even if u win yer still retarded' *mullet_skum
 
a shaved box, i dont want no fucken rain forest greeting me when i tear off those little cotton panties, id much rather have a nice gaping axe wound that is dripping with wetness while i stare at it in amazement and eat that shit like its elephant food!

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
-skiing (or boards, just have to be able hang on the mtn)

-wears pants low

-shag hair is a plus

-> Colleen

Life is like a bowl of lucky charms
 
skiing (it's all in the attitude) and muscly legs and ronchie hair (like the surfer coiffures)

Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of

arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly

proclaiming...'Wow! What a ride!'
 
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