Tricks that are guaranteed Get you laid

is this a serious question? backies are the 80s parties of skiing, girls are attracted to them by some fundamental carnal force we don't even understand

if youre tryin to get laid youre wasting your time doing anything else

 
Backflips. To have any prayer of mating you need to have that trick on lot. When The crowd says "DO A BACKFLIP" you need to be able to deliver.

If not there's always the chance you can pretend to be a pro in the bar and get a girl wasted enough to hook up with you.
 
Nosebutter 3/5/7's outside the terrain park. They look rad in the park, but everyone knows tricks look cooler off bumps on and around the edges of groomers.

Sticking it to park, cork 3's, rodeo 7's, and of course the backflip
 
ive done plenty of backflips and rodeo 5s and cork 7s and I can assure you that none of them guarantee to get you laid
 
This, and what ^Pull said.

Unless you're a pro and get paid a lot of money with lots of sponsorships, what you do isn't going to get you laid. It WILL, however give you confidence when talking to women. If you're absolutely killing it on a particular day, you get a natural high. Your confidence is sky high, higher than you would be if you were sloppy wasted. That's what gets you laid. Chances are, whoever you are talking to DIDN"T see what you did, and really it doesn't matter as long as you're feeling great

I don't mean to be all serious, so I'll say a D-spin Screaming Semen 720 would definitely get you laid...
 
In Fernie Sean Pettit is know by all of the young females as the Prettitor. Rumors have surfaced about him slaying all ass in the area.
 
Everyone knows that girls can't understand large numbers so a big cork 1080 is just going to confuse them. Lay out a big ole backy though and that's sure to get you some. Even gapers understand backflips.
 
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