lorida
Active member
I thought it was hilarious...at least one of you should agree...
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> >
> > Now
> > that Vancouver has won the chance to host the 2010
> > Winter
> > Olympics,
> > these are some questions people from all over the world are
> > asking.
> >
> > Believe it or
> > not these questions about Canada were
> > posted on an International Tourism
> > Website.
> >
> > Obviously the
> > answers are
> > a joke; but the questions were really
> > asked!
> >
> >
> > Q: I have never seen it warm on Canadian
> > TV, so how do the plants grow? ( England
> > )
> > A. We import all plants fully grown and then just sit
> > around and watch them die.
> >
> > Q:
> > Will
> > I be able to see Polar Bears in the street? ( USA )
> >
> > A: Depends on how much you've been
> > drinking.
> >
> > Q:
> > I
> > want to walk from Vancouver to Toronto - can I follow
> > the Railroad tracks? ( Sweden )
> > A: Sure, it's only Four thousand miles, take lots of
> > water.
> >
> > Q: Is it safe to run around in the bushes
> > in Canada ? ( Sweden )
> > A: So it's true what they say about
> > Swedes.
> >
> > Q: Are there
> > any ATM's (cash machines) in Canada ? Can you send
> > me a list of them in Toronto , Vancouver , Edmonton
> > and Halifax ? ( England )
> > A: No, but you'd better bring a few extra furs for
> > trading purposes.
> >
> > Q: Can you give me some information about
> > hippo racing in Canada ? ( USA )
> > A: A-fri-ca is the big triangle shaped continent south of
> > Europe Ca-na-da is that big country to your
> > North...oh forget it. Sure, the hippo racing is every
> > Tuesday night in Calgary Come naked.
> >
> > Q: Which direction is North in Canada ? (
> > USA )
> > A: Face south and then turn 180 degrees Contact us when you
> > get here and we'll send the rest of the directions.
> >
> >
> > Q: Can I bring cutlery into Canada ? ( England
> > )
> > A: Why? Just use your fingers like we do.
> >
> > Q: Can you send me the Vienna Boys' Choir schedule? (
> > USA )
> > A: Aus-t ri-a is that quaint little country bordering
> > Ger-man-y, which is...oh forget it. Sure, the Vienna
> > Boys Choir plays every Tuesday night in Vancouver and
> > in Calgary , straight after the hippo races. Come
> > naked.
> >
> > Q: Do you have perfume in Canada ? ( Germany
> > )
> > A: No, WE don't stink.
> >
> > Q:
> > I have developed a new product that is the fountain of
> > youth. Where can I
> > sell
> > it in Canada ?
> > (
> > USA )
> > A: Anywhere significant numbers of Americans
> > gather.
> >
> > Q:
> > Can you tell me the regions in British Columbia where the
> > female population
> > is
> > smaller than the male population? ( Italy
> > )
> > A: Yes, gay nightclubs.
> >
> > Q:
> > Do you celebrate Thanksgiving in Canada ? ( USA
> > )
> > A: Only at Thanksgiving.
> >
> > Q: Are there supermarkets in Toronto and is milk available
> > all year round? ( Germany )
> > A: No, we are a peaceful civilization of Vegan
> > hunter/gathers. Milk is illegal.
> >
> > Q: I have a question about a famous animal
> > in Canada , but I forget its name. It's
> > a
> > kind of big horse with horns. ( USA
> > )
> > A: It's called a Moose. They are tall and very violent,
> > eating the brains of anyone walking close to
> > them. You can scare them off by spraying yourself with human
> > urine before you go out walking.
> >
> > Q:
> > Will I be able to speak English most places I go? ( USA
> > )
> > A: Yes, but you will have to learn it
> > first.
> >
> >
>
>
>
>
> >
> > Now
> > that Vancouver has won the chance to host the 2010
> > Winter
> > Olympics,
> > these are some questions people from all over the world are
> > asking.
> >
> > Believe it or
> > not these questions about Canada were
> > posted on an International Tourism
> > Website.
> >
> > Obviously the
> > answers are
> > a joke; but the questions were really
> > asked!
> >
> >
> > Q: I have never seen it warm on Canadian
> > TV, so how do the plants grow? ( England
> > )
> > A. We import all plants fully grown and then just sit
> > around and watch them die.
> >
> > Q:
> > Will
> > I be able to see Polar Bears in the street? ( USA )
> >
> > A: Depends on how much you've been
> > drinking.
> >
> > Q:
> > I
> > want to walk from Vancouver to Toronto - can I follow
> > the Railroad tracks? ( Sweden )
> > A: Sure, it's only Four thousand miles, take lots of
> > water.
> >
> > Q: Is it safe to run around in the bushes
> > in Canada ? ( Sweden )
> > A: So it's true what they say about
> > Swedes.
> >
> > Q: Are there
> > any ATM's (cash machines) in Canada ? Can you send
> > me a list of them in Toronto , Vancouver , Edmonton
> > and Halifax ? ( England )
> > A: No, but you'd better bring a few extra furs for
> > trading purposes.
> >
> > Q: Can you give me some information about
> > hippo racing in Canada ? ( USA )
> > A: A-fri-ca is the big triangle shaped continent south of
> > Europe Ca-na-da is that big country to your
> > North...oh forget it. Sure, the hippo racing is every
> > Tuesday night in Calgary Come naked.
> >
> > Q: Which direction is North in Canada ? (
> > USA )
> > A: Face south and then turn 180 degrees Contact us when you
> > get here and we'll send the rest of the directions.
> >
> >
> > Q: Can I bring cutlery into Canada ? ( England
> > )
> > A: Why? Just use your fingers like we do.
> >
> > Q: Can you send me the Vienna Boys' Choir schedule? (
> > USA )
> > A: Aus-t ri-a is that quaint little country bordering
> > Ger-man-y, which is...oh forget it. Sure, the Vienna
> > Boys Choir plays every Tuesday night in Vancouver and
> > in Calgary , straight after the hippo races. Come
> > naked.
> >
> > Q: Do you have perfume in Canada ? ( Germany
> > )
> > A: No, WE don't stink.
> >
> > Q:
> > I have developed a new product that is the fountain of
> > youth. Where can I
> > sell
> > it in Canada ?
> > (
> > USA )
> > A: Anywhere significant numbers of Americans
> > gather.
> >
> > Q:
> > Can you tell me the regions in British Columbia where the
> > female population
> > is
> > smaller than the male population? ( Italy
> > )
> > A: Yes, gay nightclubs.
> >
> > Q:
> > Do you celebrate Thanksgiving in Canada ? ( USA
> > )
> > A: Only at Thanksgiving.
> >
> > Q: Are there supermarkets in Toronto and is milk available
> > all year round? ( Germany )
> > A: No, we are a peaceful civilization of Vegan
> > hunter/gathers. Milk is illegal.
> >
> > Q: I have a question about a famous animal
> > in Canada , but I forget its name. It's
> > a
> > kind of big horse with horns. ( USA
> > )
> > A: It's called a Moose. They are tall and very violent,
> > eating the brains of anyone walking close to
> > them. You can scare them off by spraying yourself with human
> > urine before you go out walking.
> >
> > Q:
> > Will I be able to speak English most places I go? ( USA
> > )
> > A: Yes, but you will have to learn it
> > first.
> >
