Top 5 reasons not to get high

1. getting drunk if more fun

2. the price of weed is exorbitant in some small towns

3. you may forget how to spell Crichton correctly

4. what he said

5. what she said
 
1. its legal in some states

2) its cheaper than smoking ciggies

3) its alot better for you than booze or smoking tobacco

4) sex is better

5) if its too expensive then either sell it or grow it your self.. ie. free weed

6) Weed is a natural substance

7) the shit you are saying is retarted you have no idea how many famous successful people smoke alot of pot.

8) it makes you more creative

9) if you use it in a positive way it will enhance your life

10 all the haters can go fuck them selves.
 
i was listing my DADs reasons not to smoke, i smoke weed whenever i can so yea dont say the shit im saying is retarded
 
We get high on all types of drugs, when all you really need is love.

Just to get by, just to get by, just to get by! Just to get byyyyaahahhhhahhhh!

I have no idea why I made that post.
 
"Do i smell smoke? this is weird. i must be really high. How could i smell smoke when my nose is in this girl's vagina? It feels more like an avocado. Oh wait, its my pillow drool."

haha so great
 
did anyone scroll down and check out some other articles, don't know if this will work but i think you can figure out or go back to posted article and find this........

http://www.onmarijuana.com/2007/04/03/the-great-tennessee-marijuana-cave/

but yeah thread starting article was fu*kin hilarious, shortness of breath from burnt pizza in your mouth had me rollin.

oh yeah cigs are worse than weed because of chemicals in cigs, one joint is equal to like 5 or ten cigs maybe 20 if ya roll em like chong but thats just tar think about it a joint is unfiltered.
 
get fucked a bunch of u kisd think its so cool to get blazed for what maybe u feel good for a little while or is it that u feel nothing cause if thats the case then keep smoking and u will be nothing.
 
fuck marijuana, what a waste of time meth is where its at, blow a line of yay, spark a fat bowl of crack in tha morning before skiing i just float throuigh the park gives me lots of energy
 
damn what to say about marijuana? Its a fine enhancement on life, I suddenly appreciate wildlife, hiking, fishing, rock music, sick freestyles, billy joel, etc. Its where you can just smoke and chill for hours listening to music, discussing random topics. Its all about the feeling of boxing a gandola at 4000ft knowing the ride down is going to be epic. Just smoke some fine buds and the most random stuff is fun, stuff you dont ordinary do, like getting high and work with ladders, its not everyday you climb a ladder, so do it high and it makes it fun. Marijuana is God's gift to earth.
 
dude you have to be kidding me. read what you just quoted. it clearly says that i could not access the article on the computer i was on in my college class.

and a few posts up i said that i read the article. (once i got home, and could access the link)
 
pwned.

that article is funny and the points the guy makes, esp about the pizza, are entirely true
 
i love how the numbers are all numbered wrong.. its starts at 3 then goes to 3 then 2 then 1 then 5... i think and whoever says they dont smoke weed cause it tastes good is a lier i taste it cause it smokes good... and sometimes if i have leftover pot from rolling i'll eat it.. and sometimes i chew on stems.. not the best thing to do, but hey, i'm allowed its my life i'll fuck with it however i want... weed is by far teh best thing to happen to this planet and if we all smoked it you think we'd have wars? no, we would probialy be too lazy to have a war cause no one would be stupid or brave enough to grab a gun gointo a feild where there are people shooting to kill... if i had the choice i know i wouldn't go to war... but then again i'm stupid and i think i'm going to be joining the military, but thats cause its like a free ride and i'm lazy... but fuck, i hate it when my dad tells me i dont need to smoke weed... becasue in a way he's right i dont have to, but i do and its not like him or any jesus is going to stop me. its what helps me get through the day, and not to mention i've had multiple people tell me i act weird when i'm not high.. the reason behind that is that i have ADD and if i dont smoke pot it goes crazy, its mu cure and it helped me get through school, pot is the one thing that helpd me graduate, but it was also a thing that made my grades pretty bad too.. it helpd me concent trate on shit, but it also retarded my brain at the same time... but i like the story of it helping me graduate better... i think i'm gonna go to the doctor and see weither or not i can get a perscription for marijuana instead of ridalin.. cause i've never taken ridalin and i dont want to just cause thats one thing my body doesnt need more chemicals. but yah i have no idea why i started ranting.. just blowing stea... hahaha blowing... steam... off?
 
thats a great song and so true.

if oyu want to know whats worse, host a party where some people will get drunk off their asses and some people will get high off their asses.

now, lets see what the high people are doing: oh hey theyre sitting in the spare room playing playstation, watching cartoons and eating cheezits

and the drunk guys: oh shit, someones puked all over your sofa, and some dude started a fight, and like 5 people have walked off somewhere and some wanker stole that crate you had next to the esky and oh shit theres that douchebag you hardly know having drunken monkey love with some manitee chick
 
hehe it only costs me like $10 to get absolutely blitzed, i could hardly get a buzz of $10 of beer

ahh, life is good.
 
Perhaps, but you could get alcohol poisoning from 10$ worth of cheap vodka. I don't think that was very effective in making alcohol look better. Cool cool...
 
i agree the dimes around here roll nice blunts of some dro.. For 20 i could get some good haze, theres no middies around here, only goodies. Weed isnt expensive
 
m alcohol is alot more $$$ here than in the us, the cheapest vodka is about $20 for 750ml (a fifth) and the cheapest wine is 5 litres for $15

but still, i simply couldnt stomach cheapass vodka or goon. i could however, smoke tasty weed all day, even if it doesnt get me high, cos i like the taste & smell
 
5 liters of wine for 15$ is pretty damn good, but 20$ for the cheapest fifth of vodka? Wow... good old Lewis and Clark treat me to a generous 10$ handle. They are also the reason a 3.0 this semester is getting more and more unlikely.. and thats 6g/year...
 
hahha thats awesome and soo True.. but hot boxing the gondola at 10 thousand feet in europe is even better...
 
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