Top 10 ways we injure our genitals...

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I was trying to imagine how a high heel could whip around and stab a girl in the pink lotus, then thought it better if I just don't haha.

 
Lol. I thought I might have cut my dick/punctured my sack at all good last year. Was drunk trying to steel a stupid sign that was ziptied to a fence. Actually was shitty. Cut the ziptie toward myself and basically did a solid stabbing motion at my dick.

Ran to a porto potty and did damage control, everything was intact, and I got the sign.

#yolo
 
VAGINAL INJURY FROM SLIPPING AND HIGH HEEL SHOE WENT INTO VAGINA.

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Good lord.

" the variety of things that can go wrong "when trying to jump or step over a chair."

^ That sucks when you're a little kid and your legs are short. Fuck that shit.
 
I read that and cringed and I dont even have a vagina. Maybe cause I thought about a heel going into my ballsack? fuck that would be terrible. Girls dont kick a guy in the nuts with heels
 
seeing the zipper made me cringe.

In 8th grade my buddy had a birthday party and we all slept at his house. This one asshole kept saying he was gonna fuck up the first person to fall asleep. Well, he fell alseep first so jokes on him. Kyle zipped his dick up earlier that day and put a bandaid on it. We stuck that bandaid right in that sleeping fucks mouth. hahaha
 
That makes me think of all the times I was caught off guard turning in a chair in class and did not realize my balls were below the edge... Scissor city. Ouch.
 
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