Toilet Paper folding Techniques

GnarshoSapian

GnarshoSapian

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When I think im about 75% through a poop I begin folding toilet paper. I fold a 3 square strip of toilet paper in half, I then fold this in half, giving me a completed wipe. I do this for the 1st and 3rd wipe. The second wipe is 5 sheets long folded in half three times for extra thickness. 3rd, 4th...8th are all improvised on a shit by shit basis if they are necessary.

I've always done it this way and I was wondering if there are any better ways out there.

How do NSers fold their toilet paper?

 
oh my i lost too hard, i do the exact same though. thanks for the really detailed description though OP!
 
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I wrap it around my middle and index fingers if it's been a light one, or around the four main fingers if it's a bit messy under there. usually about 3-5 millimeters thick, again depending on mess level.
 
If you think about it actually if you crumple it the folds and crevasses created in the crumple will created more friction and more opportunities for the toilet paper to catch onto any remaining fecal matter, for example dingle berries. If you just folded and wiped with the flat smooth face of the toilet paper it' would have more of a smearing affect rather than a gripping affect due to the less friction and grab created by your wipe.
With that being said, it seems like the crumplers, like myself, have very clean buttholes and you my friend probably suffer from dingle berries.
 
While i can not disagree that crumpling will increase surface area it seems to me that this would displace the wiping force over a broader area significantly decreasing the accuracy of the wipe
 
Crumpling is a fucking waste, and definitely increases your odds of clogging up the toilet. It's all about the 2-square fold. Easy and efficient.
 
I always fold to increase quality and for consistent results. I hear some people wipe from the front though, this blows my mind! Doesn't that increase chances of goochberries?
 
that's punny. I'm all about the 3 square fold like a V to increase surface area if i got some quality shit tickets and reassess thereafter.
 
but seriously, you guys don't use wetones? always gotta have a case in your back pack, shit gets cleaned up real quick
 
crumple technique. I like knowing there is some serious paper volume between my hand and my anus. I'll be honest, I don't like getting poop on me.
 
Full hand... like a mitten? That seems a little excessive, more so than even the most wasteful of crumplers.
 
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