Today's Random Fact!
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ax_murderer
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same with spicy tuna sushi, they use the sauce to hide then sub par tuna they use. which sucks ilove spicy tuna
Shpadoinkle
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Large amounts of sodium is bad enough for your system. So why not control the amount of salt that goes onto your butter? I do. I like to customize everything.
Shpadoinkle
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Law in Germany...
It is illegal for ones car to run out of gas on the Autobahn.
It is illegal for ones car to run out of gas on the Autobahn.
987321654hgfd
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it's also illegal for them to have red blood in video games so the blood is black and looks like motor oil.
comeatmebro
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dear god i hope not.
Mezmerize19
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but secretly you do
caucasian_chad
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You can get a ticket for running out of gas on the freeway too (at least in MN), but I don't think any cop's enough of a dick to give you one when you're obviously already pissed about running out of gas.
comeatmebro
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no sir, i do not.
Shpadoinkle
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Look at my home state's dumb ass laws.
The state constitution allows for freedom of speech, a trial by jury, and pregnant pigs to not be confined in cages.
One may not commit any “unnatural acts” with another person.
Unmarried couples may not commit “lewd acts” and live together in the same residence.
Corrupting the public morals is defined as a nuisance, and is declared a misdemeanor offense.
Doors of all public buildings must open outwards.
It is illegal to sell your children.
Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner.
A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing.
If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.
It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit.
Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.
Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.
It is illegal to skateboard without a license.
When having sex, only the missionary position is legal.
You may not fart in a public place after 6 P.
It is considered an offense to shower naked.
You are not allowed to break more than three dishes per day, or chip the edges of more than four cups and/or saucers.
Oral sex is illegal.
You may not kiss your wife’s breasts.
Penalty for horse theft is death by hanging.
Whatever you do, don't steal my fucking horse. HAHA! I know exactly what branch to hang you from.
The state constitution allows for freedom of speech, a trial by jury, and pregnant pigs to not be confined in cages.
One may not commit any “unnatural acts” with another person.
Unmarried couples may not commit “lewd acts” and live together in the same residence.
Corrupting the public morals is defined as a nuisance, and is declared a misdemeanor offense.
Doors of all public buildings must open outwards.
It is illegal to sell your children.
Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner.
A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing.
If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.
It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit.
Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.
Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.
It is illegal to skateboard without a license.
When having sex, only the missionary position is legal.
You may not fart in a public place after 6 P.
It is considered an offense to shower naked.
You are not allowed to break more than three dishes per day, or chip the edges of more than four cups and/or saucers.
Oral sex is illegal.
You may not kiss your wife’s breasts.
Penalty for horse theft is death by hanging.
Whatever you do, don't steal my fucking horse. HAHA! I know exactly what branch to hang you from.
Mezmerize19
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It is
illegal to run out of fuel on the Autobahn.
Technically, there is no law specifically against this, but it is illegal to stop unnecessarily on the Autobahn
and this law is also applied to people who run out of fuel as such an
occurrence is deemed to be preventable.
illegal to run out of fuel on the Autobahn.
Technically, there is no law specifically against this, but it is illegal to stop unnecessarily on the Autobahn
and this law is also applied to people who run out of fuel as such an
occurrence is deemed to be preventable.
snowbird4life
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some of those are fake for sure.
Shpadoinkle
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I'll e-mail Charlie Christ about these.
snowbird4life
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^^^ or you can just text jesus.
Shpadoinkle
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HAHA! I spelled his name wrong. I just noticed that. I have Jesus on the brain!
