Today this girl in my history class..

sampsihoyos

sampsihoyos

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kinda annoyed me. I was talking to a friend about where we were going to be skiing this weekend and this this girl next to me kinda brings up the conversation of xgames to us and says that snowboarding is way cooler than skiing and that she thinks so because shaun white did back to back 1080's in the xgames. "Skiers can't even do stuff like and they're way behind snowboarding." I wanted to pull out my gat and persuade her to think otherwise, but i realized i forgot to bring it to school that day, so instead i explained to her what a cab 1440 is and told her about TJ throwing one at USFO, and even after that she said that she doubted that i was telling the truth and that skiers simply can't do that stuff and then she smiled, walked back to her desk and waited for class to start. What should i do to get back at her? I thought maybe the skiing community could help me
 
Ask your teacher to,borrow the computer and log on NS, and then go to videos and bring up the video of TJ. Wow that was simple.
 
uhh i would be like "hey ho look at this" and then show the video of him throwing it. but before make a bet that he did do it she has to make a sign saying "skiers kick ass, snowboarders suck" sign and put it on her shirt for a day
 
take her to the mountain with you and throw back to back 1080s in the pipe.

Or just show her the video of the 1440 on skipass.com

Or let her borrow the best ski movie you own.
 
shes stupid enough to think that whichever sport yo can spin more in is better. just show her a skiier throwing a 1800 or somethin
 
fuck that bitch keep skiing on the underground who cares if you look like an ass you know he did it and you know skiings

L3G1T
 
Who cares if some girl thinks that snowboarding is cooler then skiing?

Does it make you a worse skier?

Does it cause you to have less fun skiing?

Who cares what some girl thinks, you know skiing is awsome so go out and ski, there is nothing you can do.
 
pierce her nipples then hanger her from them for an hour while you force her to watch War while suspended while you kick her in the overies.
 
"Who cares if some girl thinks that snowboarding is cooler then skiing?

Does it make you a worse skier?

Does it cause you to have less fun skiing?"

I totally agree with you but kinda stepping back from the joke thread i think that attitude kills our sport from progressing
 
video iPod + mp4 encoder + TJ Switch 1440 + Tanners Switch 9 at chads + class time = instant relization and possible blow job.
 
something like that would piss me of behond belife bring freeskiers and pictures and every resource you can so it shows her what we do.

and make it plain that this really pissed you off.
 
Make her stand on the landing, throw down a 1080 and while she's gaping in amazement and considering changing her views on skiing, STOMP it directly ontop of her, making her no flatter than a crepe with chocolate sirup inside.
 
or get a vid of X to, then you can punch her in the ovaries. annnnnddd then say "i told you so bitch."
 
ya alot of snowboarders start talking trash to me so i tell them about TJ, but you can tell the stupid snowboarders between the cool won because they are actually intrested in it.
 
ok im gonna combined all these... show her the video on your ipod then when she sees it kick her in the ovaries slap that bitch with your meat jizz in her eyes and make her suck your dick then continue to beat her with your meat
 
I'm disgusted by how many kids want to violently destroy this girl. Just show her some vids, and if she still tries to fight, she's not worth wasting your time.
 
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