Today some kids were...............

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standing beside me in line and i hear them say in french hey look at how bent his poles are then his little buddy said yeah theyre pro poles. i didnt say anything at first but after a minute of them talking about them i told the kid "theyre not pro poles. theyre bent cuz i landed on them. the look on their face after was so memorable. i knew they felt like complete idiots then the first kid called his friend an idiot for saying stupid things like that

'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'

-Astomp17

My time is winding down.............just wait for it
 
HAHAHA I love stories like that, i love makin ppl who think thye know everything feel stupid!

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should have turned around and told them they were bent from beating up stupid eurotrash with them...and said it in perfect french

 
yes! sounds like it was a good time...

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Like being able to summon tasty cheese
But would I use it for good or evil?
I just don't know...
 
Haha reminds me of my old poles, easy to bend and took much advantage of that. People did keep asking if they where racing poles but eventually they got soo bent that they didn't even come close to resembling anything close to normal. Then one eventually snapped in half ending their run.

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*bowing in humble awe of your mistique*
-almostaskiier

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

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I have a pair of race poles that I was using for a while when they were all I had. I always got people asking why they were bent on the lift... actually, I even got lifties asking me when at Whistler. You'd think lifties would know that sort of thing. I guess that tells you something about Intrawest and their Aussies.

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Current Reigning NS Idiot: ''why does this -julian- kid post so much of aj is he like your bestest friend? cuz it says u live in British Columbia, i
 
i love it...there was this kid at my old skool who i would always tell him these made up stories about tricks and cars a shit and he'd always say "yah i heard about that" then id break his stupid little heart by telling him e couldnt have becuz it never happened

Fuck tha police
 
comic.

'wear them in the parking lot to protect your boots.'

-Veteran commenting on what i should do with the snowblades my dad bought me.
 
I hate it when my bent up poles broke, and then I got new ones and they broke, and now i have my mom's old poles that are purple and white. I on my 3rd pair of poles this year. And the morale, poels stolen from the rental store suck.

Like a virgin on prom night

You can go on the bottom bunk and finish it yourself

When you guys are on those rails, it's like muah

You A-hole
 
i hate poles alot of times theyre in the way and get tangled in other shit but i need them to ski otherwise i feel way off balanced without them

'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'

-Astomp17

My time is winding down.............just wait for it
 
^very true

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I really wonder about the mental abilities of people who have nothing better to do than swear at a computer program...-gregg

 
what the hell, can i kiss your ass too?

eric-'yes i have sex with mts. ice and rock... ice and rock...'
tmorry-'spokane needs to smoke some moore crack'
taelor-'i mean all the nwft guys are pretty freaking hot.'
aj-'rich bytchez yuk!'

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hwo about those boner helmets? you know what im tlaking about....the helmets with the wings that racers wear....i hate those thingers. i love asking racers what the erection on their helmet is

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ok i ws teaching on the bunny hil and this kids were talking about the chair. theyre like "ya its crazy!!! at the end, you have to jumps off at the highest part and land in a net thne ski away!!! i did it with my mom yesterday!!" but they were only like 9 so i dont really care

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What good are snowblades anyways???
'Well, you could wear them in the parking lot to protect your boots'-Veteran
 
Bristolrider, what the hell are you talking about, "boner helmets?" I haven't seen one racer wear these mystical helmets you are talking about.

----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

*bowing in humble awe of your mistique*
-almostaskiier

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you c
 
hey literealis do u ski in Kamiskotia?

I like them short, I like them fat.
I dont care I lay them on their back! ---------Wiener freestylin in the chairlif

 
thats awesome

'i think i'll go with shouldabeen for the first name and abeejay for the middle name, reguardless of if its a boy or girl'-CameIToeJam on what he would name his kids

i hate ski patrolers
 
those helmets with like the wings that come outta the back...ill post a pic

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poles are weak little bastards, and if u buy carbon ones, when they break they shatter and u get lots of shrapnel flying at u

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I choose to blame my parents for giving me a small bent weiner and an ugly face"--Tom Delonge

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thats why i use the ski resort's poles when i go in the park

I am going to live forever or die trying
 
its like shaped like a sperm sort of the helmets hes talking about its like a wing in the back

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'they are to busy being black'-huckster on why black people dont ski
 
hahahaha thats great..i love people who talk about you in french and dont know that you can understand them. then you give them a smart ass remark in french and ski away

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bristolrider I know exactly what your talkn about haha

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i wish i new a language good enough to insult someone

'i think i'll go with shouldabeen for the first name and abeejay for the middle name, reguardless of if its a boy or girl'-CameIToeJam on what he would name his kids

i hate ski patrolers
 
I love how everyone is pretending that was a good story, but we all know if someone else for example some random kid said that story. he would be made fun of for wasting our time.

[Once, I] got a bj in the back of my dads truck on a road trip while both parents were up front-Norred
 
theres racer kids at my hill that have hats with like fake foam spikes (huge ones all over) glued to them and they look like 24 dildos...thats my story

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who the hell takes pictures of themselves with a camera phone?? those are made to sneak pics of girls tits and underwear-lateralis
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